Charley Davidson Humor Quotes
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I'm sorry I ruined your homecoming."
He kissed me once more and then shook his head. "The only thing that could ruin this is not being with you. — Markelle Grabo
He kissed me once more and then shook his head. "The only thing that could ruin this is not being with you. — Markelle Grabo
Holy mother of banana cream pie. They had pictures.
— Darynda Jones
You take everything onto your shoulders like that guy who holds up the world, and you shouldn't. You're not nearly as muscular.
— Darynda Jones
You'll know her more by your questions than by her answers. Keep looking at her long enough. One day you might see someone you know.
— Jerry Spinelli
I knew dating the son of Satan would turn out badly
— Darynda Jones
the most expensive champagne in the world is cheap when compared with inkjet ink, which costs all of a penny a gallon to make wholesale.
— Cory Doctorow
I felt like the girl who showed up at a formal dinner party in jeans and a Pink Floyd T-shirt. Probably 'cause I did that once.
— Darynda Jones
You learned in school that you have pencils and paper only because the trees gave themselves in unconditional sacrifice.
— Edwidge Danticat
My powers of persuasion are only as strong as the bullshit I have to back it up.
- Charley Davidson — Darynda Jones
- Charley Davidson — Darynda Jones
Pretending to drink coffee was similar to faking an orgasm.
— Darynda Jones
Suddenly I'm that chick from Fatal Attraction. Next thing you know, I'll be boiling rabbits.
— Darynda Jones
It is necessary to grow up in maturity, firmness and courage in order to reach the goal
— Sunday Adelaja
His own way to a sick man is what grass is to a sick dog.
— Hope Mirrlees
I was freaking her out, but someone had to do it, damn it
— Darynda Jones
An old man was asked what had robbed him of joy in his life. His reply was, "Things that never happened."
— Dale Carnegie
I don't play villains, I play very interesting people
— Alan Rickman
Without an education, you won't have a future.
— Henry Rollins
I don't have children, and I don't want children.
— Laverne Cox