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what are you?" he asked. "I'm a waitress. — Charlaine Harris

I hate her skinny thighs and her elitist attitude. i hope she's a dreadful bitch who makes you so miserable that you howl when you remember me. — Charlaine Harris

They say there's no harm in daydreaming, but there is. — Charlaine Harris

Weird doesn't equal morally bankrupt. — Charlaine Harris

Not since the dark days of the Twilight franchise had it been so trendy to be dead. — Charlaine Harris

Lies will come back to bite you in the butt — Charlaine Harris

Trees had died to make these forms, and that seemed a great pity to me. — Charlaine Harris

But the last few years had taught me that one of my grandmother's favorite sayings was true. An ounce of prevention was worth a pound of cure. — Charlaine Harris

I owed her big-time. Jane had left me the house and the money and the skull. I — Charlaine Harris

He looked like he'd just seen the Ghost of You Better Shut Your Mouth ... — Charlaine Harris

For any writers at all, read everything you can and then put your butt in the chair and write. That's all there is to it. — Charlaine Harris

It might be late September, but is was hot as the six shades of hell. — Charlaine Harris

It's truly amazing what a good screw can do for your outlook, I thought. — Charlaine Harris

Incontrovertible truth. — Charlaine Harris

I love him, I said, but even to my own ears
I didn't sound happy about it. — Charlaine Harris

It was like being around a particularly irritating two-year-old. — Charlaine Harris

The sweetest part of being a couple is sharing your life with someone else.
But my life, evidently, had not been good enough to share. — Charlaine Harris

I hate witches. Humans had the right idea, burning them at the stake. — Charlaine Harris

There was nothing civilized about sex with Eric. — Charlaine Harris

I am a woman, hear me roar," I said.
Gosh, what prompted that?" Amelia asked, and I jumped — Charlaine Harris

There was enough tension in the room to send a fleet of the nervous running for their tranquilizers. — Charlaine Harris

Sookie: Is Eric around?"
Pam: "He is enthralling the vermin, — Charlaine Harris

There are times to think and times to lie fallow — Charlaine Harris

There's not much I dislike more than being addressed as "Hey you" and being poked with a finger. — Charlaine Harris

No threatening the cat!" Mr. Snuggly said. No — Charlaine Harris

He handed me the keys. My hand closed over them. It felt like a formal investiture. — Charlaine Harris

As far as I could tell, Claude's benefit to the world was strictly as a decoration.
-Sookie — Charlaine Harris

Dated" in Selah's book, being a euphemism for "had enthusiastic and frequent sex with". — Charlaine Harris

My pride had risen up and whopped me in the face. I don't lose my temper a lot, but when I do, I make a good job of it. — Charlaine Harris

It wasn't enough to be kidnapped, I had to be insulted too. — Charlaine Harris

No, I won't ever write another 'Lily Bard.' I said everything I had to say about Lily. — Charlaine Harris

. . . we didn't have any blankets and — Charlaine Harris

The sweetest part of being a couple was sharing your life with someone else. — Charlaine Harris

How could two people in love so misjudge each other? — Charlaine Harris

For a moment they all looked at Dermot incredulously, as if he'd just announced he was going to birth a kangaroo. — Charlaine Harris

You never told me all this before," I said, by way of explanation. "You all have divided
up America into kingdoms, is that right? — Charlaine Harris

I don't like having feelings, Eric said coldly, and he left.
That was a tough exit line to top. — Charlaine Harris

The average woman would not be pondering how fast her date could kill her, but I'll never be an average woman. — Charlaine Harris

with green beans and rice. — Charlaine Harris

I'd have to say no, people don't change, but they can learn to behave differently. — Charlaine Harris

Don't go looking for trouble; it's already looking for you. — Charlaine Harris

The problem with living without the person you can't live without is eventually realizing you can live without them. — Charlaine Harris

I kicked off my sandals, put my ice-tinkling glass on the small table by my current book. — Charlaine Harris

If there were an international butt competition, Eric would win, hands down - or cheeks up. — Charlaine Harris

Self-pity is like chocolate; as you get older, you can only afford a little bit. — Charlaine Harris

I often cried when I got angry; I hated that. Crying just made you look weak, no matter what triggered it. — Charlaine Harris

I would've asked him to bring a shovel and come to help me dig a body up. That was what a boyfriend should do, right?
-Sookie Stackhouse — Charlaine Harris

I got up the next day at noon, feeling as relaxed as a cat in a pool of sunshine, — Charlaine Harris

Oh, no, I love going into a pen of lions wearing a sign that says Edible Lamb.
Manfred — Charlaine Harris

She's a whore, that one, Pam said. — Charlaine Harris

I wish," I said. "I could save orgasms in a jar for when I need them, because I think I have a few extra. — Charlaine Harris

His eyes were still like caves with ghosts dwelling in their depths. — Charlaine Harris

Those words are not a magical formula. They're not going to open my heart to you. — Charlaine Harris

duct tape - real — Charlaine Harris

I freely admit I know nothing about television or writing for the screen. — Charlaine Harris

You can get more skilled, Sookie, but can't get any better. — Charlaine Harris

If you do that any more I'll have you whether you want to be had or not, he said, and I could tell he meant it. — Charlaine Harris

It can be tiring knowing so many people with hidden depths," Joe said. "Some days, shallow is good. — Charlaine Harris

Sometimes life just hands you more than you take. Then you just accept. — Charlaine Harris

Sookie: Hey, our hair's the same color.
Eric: Sure is, Girlfriend. — Charlaine Harris

People fidget. They are compelled to look engaged in an activity, or purposeful. Vampires can just occupy space without feeling obliged to justify it. — Charlaine Harris

Food that walked and talked, that was us. McPeople. — Charlaine Harris

I was so sleepy (and sore) that another bout of sex was out of the question, unless Eric had suddenly developed an interest in necrophilia. — Charlaine Harris

People are really interested in the concept of eternal youth in this plastic-surgery culture. — Charlaine Harris

Bring it on, fur-ass! — Charlaine Harris

Life begins at night — Charlaine Harris

Sometimes you just have to regret things and move on. — Charlaine Harris

I don't like having feelings," _Eric Northman — Charlaine Harris

Darling, you can nail my ass anytime, he said charmingly, and turned to go back to his table. — Charlaine Harris

I'm a middle-class former housewife who goes to my daughter's softball games. — Charlaine Harris

You got no right being in my head. That's..trespassing — Charlaine Harris

Arelene's middle name was tolerance, mostly because she was too easygoing to take a moral stance. — Charlaine Harris

He picked some unwise words. Saying, "I'll enjoy killing you for my lord", is just not the way to make my acquaintance. — Charlaine Harris

I have always been very fond of you." He'd always wanted to have sex with me. "Plus, I want to fuck you. — Charlaine Harris

Jack always had said you knew a person by the books they read ... or didn't read. — Charlaine Harris

Did you ever think that if you told me where Bill's hiding his computer program, I would give you anything you asked for?
- Eric, club dead. — Charlaine Harris

Oklahoma is very beautiful, and Eric loves beauty, but he already has that in you. — Charlaine Harris

I try very hard to write the best book I possibly can, every time. — Charlaine Harris

I like the cerebral process. — Charlaine Harris

I couldn't speak, for once in my life. I was terrified of seeing him again; and I would rather have shaved my head than not see him again. — Charlaine Harris

Then I happened upon a whore. — Charlaine Harris

Some might think you suicidal."
"Well, 'some' can stick it up their ass. — Charlaine Harris

I felt like a car that had only been operated by one driver ... a car its new prospective buyer was determined to take to the Daytona 500. — Charlaine Harris

We reached the end of the tunnel together, and — Charlaine Harris

Everyone was getting married or falling in love. I was happy for them. Happy, happy, happy. I pasted a smile on my face and went to Piggly Wiggly. — Charlaine Harris

You trust me?" Eric sounded surprised.
"Yes."
"That's ... crazy, Sookie. — Charlaine Harris

How shall we go about this? Dermot asked. He was blond and Claude was dark; the looked like gorgeous bookends. — Charlaine Harris

I liked long skirts," he said nostalgically. "I liked the underthings women wore. The petticoats. — Charlaine Harris

No, I like you alive and warm and wiggling. — Charlaine Harris

If I was getting harder, it was in response to the world around me. — Charlaine Harris

No blame, no hate - why no communication? — Charlaine Harris

All the pictures on the walls, they all white as lilies and smiling like alligators. — Charlaine Harris

He managed to convey indifference, contempt, and boredom in the one word. — Charlaine Harris

I certainly think we're going to see more and more graphic novels and more illustrated novels. — Charlaine Harris

My bodyguard was mowing the lawn in a pink bikini when the body fell from the sky. — Charlaine Harris

Sometimes, instead of going down the road less taken, you just charge right down the beaten path. — Charlaine Harris

I'll bet you are a treat, naked," Eric said, just to boost my spirits.
"You know it. I'm just as tasty as a big eclair," I said. — Charlaine Harris

I could add her to the long list of people I didn't understand. — Charlaine Harris

All my bounce has gone flat, like soda with the top left off. — Charlaine Harris

A vagrant thought crossed my mind. — Charlaine Harris