Chappelle Quotes: top 88 famous quotes about Chappelle

Chappelle Quotes & Sayings

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You got to be careful of the company you keep. — Dave Chappelle

I don't really frick with Africa cause people are starving to death and that's not ballin' to me. — Dave Chappelle

The only thing harder than leaving show business is coming back. — Dave Chappelle

The mark of greatness is when everything before you is obsolete, and everything after you bears your mark. — Dave Chappelle

Once you been performing on the streets you can conquer any venue. — Dave Chappelle

I wish I had more hands, so I could give those titties four thumbs down! — Dave Chappelle

I care about the work I do. But I'm not going to say that money's not an issue. — Dave Chappelle

What is wrong with me i just bought a bag of weed from an infant. — Dave Chappelle

My life is dope and I do dope shit. — Kanye West

Everyone around me says, You're a genius! You're great! That's your voice! But I'm not sure if they're right. — Dave Chappelle

Dave Chappelle asked me to come do his show. I read the script, and I said, 'Has he lost his mind?' — Marla Gibbs

Fame for me is like a place, a country I'm taking a tour through. — Dave Chappelle

I don't care if I ever work in TV again. — Dave Chappelle

I get a little heated when I talk about the past. But I wanted to be clear - I'm not mad at anybody - not anymore. — Dave Chappelle

I support anyone's right to be who they want to be. My question is: to what extent do I have to participate in your self-image? — Dave Chappelle

America, I appreciate you liking me. — Dave Chappelle

My generation is under-entertained. — Dave Chappelle

I'm rich biotchh! — Dave Chappelle

New white people, you can't scare these white people, I tried. — Dave Chappelle

Comedians by and large are some of the most sensitive people on earth. Even if they're socially callous. — Dave Chappelle

Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks! — Dave Chappelle

My father told me 'Name your price in the beginning. If it ever gets more expensive than the price you name, get out of there.' — Dave Chappelle

The only way you can know where the line is, is if you cross it. — Dave Chappelle

The language you are about to hear ... is disturbing. — Dave Chappelle

You can't get unfamous. You can get infamous but you can't get unfamous. — Dave Chappelle

Every black American is bilingual. All of them. We speak street vernacular and we speak 'job interview.' — Dave Chappelle

You can become famous but you can't become unfamous. You can become infamous but not unfamous. — Dave Chappelle

If you don't have the right people around you and you're moving at a million miles an hour you can lose yourself. — Dave Chappelle

If I can make a teacher's salary doing comedy, I think that's better than being a teacher. — Dave Chappelle

What did the 5 fingers say to the face. S L A P! — Dave Chappelle

The hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself, especially when everybody is watching. — Dave Chappelle

I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in it. — Dave Chappelle

Whether it means having a show, or a movie, or just being on a stage, I need an avenue to say what I have to say. — Dave Chappelle

I have a very good life, a high quality of life. I have both money and time. No one has that. — Dave Chappelle

Who goes from America to Africa for medical attention? — Dave Chappelle

I love my jokes. — Dave Chappelle

When I'm on stage, I get real happy there. Maybe that's the only time in my adult life I feel like myself. — Dave Chappelle

Tellingly, Chappelle kept making sketches about leaving his show. — Jason Zinoman

From 'Chappelle's Show' to 'Tosh.0,' there's so much race comedy. It's overdone. — Eric Andre

I love being famous - it's phenomenal. — Dave Chappelle

Cause my life is dope, and I do dope sh*t — Dave Chappelle

Comedy is a very approval-oriented field. — Dave Chappelle

There's something about doing stand-up that's cathartic. — Dave Chappelle

After a while, a joke, if you say it too much, just becomes contrived, or fake-sounding. — Dave Chappelle

I think extreme sports are really good for relieving stress. — Dave Chappelle

Listen, here it is: Technically, I never quit. I'm seven years late for work. — Dave Chappelle

A celebrity, whatever I am, you get cut off sometimes from people just by circumstance. — Dave Chappelle

I got real important relationships in my life that are very empowering relationships. — Dave Chappelle

You know you must be doing something right if old people like you. — Dave Chappelle

Where I'm from? A little town called none of yo god damn business. — Dave Chappelle

Why don't you click your heels three times and go back to Africa. — Dave Chappelle

Chivalry is dead. Women killed it. — Dave Chappelle

I have all these weird fantasies. Going coast-to-coast on my motorcycle and having random barbecues all over America. No show, no nothing. — Dave Chappelle

Working on the Dave Chappelle show was amazing. — Bill Burr

Ralph Nader has slavery reparations on his platform, which makes me think he's not serious. If he thought he could win he wouldn't even say that. — Dave Chappelle

I got a lot of positive people around me. — Dave Chappelle

The higher up I went, the less happy I was. — Dave Chappelle

I'm an introspective dude. — Dave Chappelle

I just like seeing people. I just like meeting people. I like finding out new walks of life and new ideas. — Dave Chappelle

I'm famous today. People like me today. Might not like me tomorrow. You can't count on it. — Dave Chappelle

I love the fact that I have a show where you can run over a kid and everyone busts out laughing. — Dave Chappelle

I don't want the money. I don't want the drama. I just want to do my show. I want to have fun again. — Dave Chappelle

Is this the 5:00 Free Crack Giveaway? — Dave Chappelle

I've done 10 or 11 pilots for network television, which is ridiculous. — Dave Chappelle

I was doing sketches that were funny but socially irresponsible. I felt I was deliberately being encouraged and I was overwhelmed. — Dave Chappelle

You've got to say 'yes' to your destiny. Life's happening right now, look around you. There goes some life. Come on, Mamma, live! — Dave Chappelle

Being famous is great, it's not like bad or horrible or anything. — Dave Chappelle

I don't do drugs, though. Just weed. — Dave Chappelle

I enjoy my own thoughts sometimes. — Dave Chappelle

All white people talk about when they get high is other times that they got high. — Dave Chappelle

At the end of the day, I want to be part of the same conversation as Chris Rock, Eddie Murphy, Dave Chappelle, Bill Cosby and Richard Pryor. — Kevin Hart

If I put forth a legitimate effort, then I feel like, if that doesn't work out, that's all I can do. — Dave Chappelle

Stand-up is the kind of gig that'll show you where you're at. — Dave Chappelle

I'm cool with failing so long as I know that there are people around me that love me unconditionally. — Dave Chappelle

Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it. — Dave Chappelle

I'm happier in the way a guy gets happier when he starts to mature. It doesn't make things easier, but I'm so much better at handling them. — Dave Chappelle

People don't know what it's like standing up there onstage, when you have a wall of people smiling at you. — Dave Chappelle

My wife asked me once if I weren't a comedian what I would do. I couldn't answer the question. I never imagined doing anything else. — Dave Chappelle

The way the people around you position themselves around you to get in your pockets and in your mind is infuriating to me. — Dave Chappelle

Hey,hey,hey. Smoke weed everyday — Dave Chappelle

Lady, I'm just a nigga that loves titties. — Dave Chappelle

I still think people do have racial hang-ups, but I think one of the reasons I can joke about it is people are shedding those racial hatreds. — Dave Chappelle

The world can't tell you who you are. You've just got to figure out who you are and be there, for better or worse. — Dave Chappelle

No one wants to get their ass beat to a soundtrack. — Dave Chappelle

No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone ... you answer it. — Dave Chappelle

I've been a comedian since I was fourteen. But I've never really been a CEO. — Dave Chappelle

I'm Dave Chappelle and I'm a chronic masturbator. — Dave Chappelle

Constantly take inventory of what's important to you. — Dave Chappelle