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The mark of a good party is that you wake up the next morning wanting to change your name and start a new life in a different city.
— Vance Bourjaily
It's really funny, I think to myself ... I've got my same guitar and amp, it's just a bigger room now! Some things don't change.
— Brian Setzer
It's funny how things seem different, suddenly.
— Kim Edwards
Life is not a static thing. The only people who do not change their minds are incompetents in asylums, and those in cemeteries.
— Everett Dirksen
Do not complain about two things; your job and your position, because you can always change them.
— M.F. Moonzajer
Life is a circle. It spins you around.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
Women are complicated and messy and we are certainly not perfect, but we are funny and challenging and kind, and I wouldn't change a thing
— Melissa McCarthy
How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb?
— Steven Wright
I don't like to channel surf. You guys like it, don't you. You guys like to change the channel. We like to change you.
— Wendy Liebman
While death is sadly inevitable, our grief will soon pass like a swallowed penny through one's bowels.Painful change just takes time. — Jessica Watts
Scientist say that music can change the speed of a heartbeat. They failed to add: so can a text message.
— Holly Smale
I saw a want ad. "light housekeeping." They said "Here, change this bulb." I said "I'll need some friends."
— Steven Wright
Memories are funny things. Sometimes they're real, but other times they change into what we want them to be,
— Nicholas Sparks
You have to change those diapers every day. When those directions on the side of the Pampers box say, 'holds 6-12 pounds' they're not kidding!
— Jeff Foxworthy
I came up with my own expression. I like to make it hail. Yeah. That's when you throw change on sluts.
— Daniel Tosh
We didn't, with 'Will & Grace,' set out to change the gay world. We just set out to be funny.
— Eric McCormack
The more lives you have, the harder it is to change, yet the stronger you are. It's a kind of funny dichotomy.
— Frederick Lenz
People change, just wait
— NightBits
We change into our bathing suits, both of us pale like larvae, and then we walk down to the water.
— Melissa Bank
Or Dragos paid the other vacationers to change their plans. She paused to listen to her internal radar. Did she feel funny about that? Nope.
— Thea Harrison
The only reason I'd ever get a sex change operation is to see what it's like to be right all the time.
— Brian Wilson
That's right, you get him, Mary. Don't let him change the subject!
— Alexandra Bracken
Funny how growing up can change your opinion of being afraid of the dark and afraid of the bills.
— Amelia Hutchins
![Change Funny Quotes By Groucho Marx: [Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart.](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/change-funny-quotes-by-groucho-marx-353774.jpg "Change Funny Quotes By Groucho Marx: [Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart.")
[Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart. [Groucho]: A lot of good that'll do him. He's still got the same face.
— Groucho Marx
Climate change is like my head: it's not visible in every instance, but I'm pretty darn sure it's there.
— Kevin Focke
The cybernetic operation?""No, the sex change."
The doctor's smile faltered.
"I'm joking. — Marissa Meyer
On the seemingly one-sided relationship between Michael Jordan and his shoe sponsors Nike- The company should change its name to Mike.
— Alvin Robertson
I used to see dolphins as cute, Smart and funny sea animals.
I know now that they're astute,
Divine beings, clever mammals. — Ana Claudia Antunes
Basement smells bad. Look for cat poops, change litter.
— Martha Stewart
It's funny how things change slowly, until the day we realize they've changed completely.
— Nancy Gibbs
It's funny how people can change your life without meaning to. Even the fucked-up, crazy people leave everything different when they go away.
— Seanan McGuire
Funny how everything can change in an instant. From death to life. From empty to full. From darkness to light.
— Megan Miranda
I never leave my house. Then I don't have to put a bra on, and I don't have to change my pants.
— Jennifer Lawrence
Funny how a little politeness can change people's minds.
— Sherman Alexie
