Chainsaw Quotes
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Chainsaw Quotes & Sayings
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My life was the best omelette you could make with a chainsaw
— Thomas McGuane
Snarling like a chainsaw trying to sing opera
— Seanan McGuire
If one sees the American Nightmare first and Chainsaw after that, you'll see it in a different kind of light.
— Tobe Hooper
This crown of free will is fallen from our head" and "If it be God's purpose that saves then it is not free will.
— Thomas Watson
I considered the wonder of the things that befell me, convinced that my life was the best omelet you could make with a chainsaw. Panama — Thomas McGuane
Perhaps once he had been a good clown. A noble clown. But he'd stolen Randall's chainsaw, and had to die.
— Blake Crouch
You try to plan your life, but that's not how it works.
— Melissa Bank
I didn't take the death-and-dismemberment talk very seriously. Where could you rent a chainsaw at this time of night?
— Sue Grafton
Screw you twice! In your ass! With a chainsaw!
— Jay McLean
I had been as sober as the day of a court-ordered drug test
— Katie McGarry
Well did you call the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chainsaw?Pam to Jessica, True Blood — Alan Ball
If I was a serial killer? How I would kill somebody? I'm actually a very compulsive person ... I'd chainsaw people.
— Brendon Urie
Skill is a cellular insulation that wraps neural circuits and that grows in response to certain signals.
— Daniel Coyle
A chainsaw's God's way of evening out the playing field between you and everything, even the invisible stuff.
— Jennifer L. Knox
When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that.
— Nico Mirallegro
He was the kind of phony that have to give themselves room when they answer somebody's question
— J.D. Salinger
I hope you don't snore," Otto said, laughing."Like a chainsaw, my friend, like a chainsaw," Wing replied, grinning. — Mark Walden
Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please?
— Chuck Palahniuk
You can't change your beliefs as an act of will, in the way you can decide to improve your skills with chainsaw or keyboard.
— Daniel C. Dennett
I guess now would be a good time to tell you," He said. "I took Chainsaw out of my dreams.
— Maggie Stiefvater
Fuck you. Fuck you with a chainsaw!
— Alex Adams
I find 'Chainsaw' to be a very relaxing film.
— Lena Headey
It comes down to this: If not you, then who?
— T. Harv Eker
Too many people don't care what happens so long as it doesn't happen to them.
— William Howard Taft
The first person a customer speaks with has the greatest impact on that customer's impression of Safeway.
— Steven Burd
A man's heart is a wretched, wretched thing. It isn't like a mother's womb. It won't bleed. It won't stretch to make room for you.
— Khaled Hosseini
Her name's Chainsaw," replied Ronan, without looking up. Then: "Noah. You're creepy as hell back there.
— Maggie Stiefvater
The clips hurt. The presence of a chainsaw was terrifying. And Noah did not want to hear about insane Nazi poets.
— Michael Grant
I had the honor and privilege of working with John Ritter.
— Will Friedle
He left Chainsaw behind, much to her irritation. Ronan didn't want her to learn any bad language.
— Maggie Stiefvater
It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw.
— Damien Hirst
I never go into a race expecting to win, but I do go in expecting to fight.
— Chrissie Wellington
Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw,
— Tara Sivec