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Never argue with your wife about hostility when she's a certified Freudian. — William Goldman

Do not believe everything you think or that you believe. — Tom Cunningham

Writers are certified bullshitters. — Changdictator

I used to take culinary arts at Job Corps so I'm a certified chef. I could cook chicken alfredo. — Gorilla Zoe

The Spider as an Artist Has never been employed- Though his surpassing Merit Is freely certified. — Emily Dickinson

Being self-taught is no disgrace; but being self-certified is another matter. — Hugh Nibley

IF YOU HURT INSIDE, GET CERTIFIED, AND IF LIFE SHOULD TREAT YOU BAD ...
DON'T GET EE-EE-EVEN, GET MAD! — Alan Moore

Voting is proof that gullibility has been certified as a public virtue. — ABifarelli

I'm a certified bad-ass indestructible bitch. The sun tries to burn me, I'll kick him in his fiery balls. I don't need no stinking suntan lotion. — Chuck Wendig

Being certified as a user means you have basic knowledge and can turn things on and off; — Chris Hadfield

I was discharged from the army for idiocy and officially certified by a special commission as an idiot. I'm an official idiot. — Jaroslav Hasek

I have no use for bodyguards, but I have very specific use for two highly trained certified public accountants. — Elvis Presley

There is no business like show business. There is also no business like certified public accounting, but that doesn't rhyme as well. — Craig Shaw Gardner

It is a certified kind of blindness - official, and in many diabolical ways, inescapable. — John Zande

I am a certified yoga teacher and I love to cycle and swim. — Cara Buono

Knee-jerk liberals and all the certified saints of sanctified humanism are quick to condemn this great and much-maligned Transylvanian statesman. — William F. Buckley Jr.

Charter schools have a far higher proportion of teachers who are not certified. — Maggie Gallagher

I stamped, certified, and lipsticked my life in a package sent through Priority Mail directly to the devil herself ... and there's no turning back. — Amy Holder

I think every school needs a protection plan with a either police officer or certified armed security. — Wayne LaPierre

Any enlightenment which requires to be authenticated, certified, recognized, congratulated, is (as yet) a false, or at least incomplete one. — Reginald Horace Blyth

Some people suffer quietly, while others suffer loudly. Who do you prefer to be around? Which are you? — Tom Cunningham

The first company to produce a certified two seat electric aircraft with a 1.5 hour range will dominate the aviation training market. — Erik Lindbergh

I would anticipate that the Electoral College will be held on the 13th of December, and our 20 electorate votes will go to the certified winner. — Kenneth Blackwell

Reed said he could maybe find out where it came from back at his office. Check the certified mail records. — David Baldacci

People are just waiting around to get certified — Frank Zappa

If I change my name again y'all can have me certified as crazy. Alright? — Sean Combs

My psychiatrist said I had charisma so at least I'm certified — Stanley Victor Paskavich

I'm an NRA-certified Expert Rifleman. — Andy Cohen

Difficulty to access your Yahoo Mail account. Call to our toll free number 1-844-462-7822, certified Yahoo Expert are here to help you. — Yahoo

I would like it to be certified fresh on Rotten Tomatoes. — Rob Thomas

I think I'm likely to be certified before Perl is ... — Larry Wall

For a while after college, I was thinking of becoming a fitness trainer, and I am a certified aqua trainer. — Dylan Lauren

A certified fucking wake up call. — Gail McHugh

trouble. After all, you have just picked up a book on the fiscal crisis by a certified — David M. Walker

That's when I heard the sounds of a certified genius spinning around in circles like a dog chasing its tail. — Ally Carter