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It's what's left in life, to work with interesting people. — Mikhail Baryshnikov

No two of our stores are the same. — Richard Hayne

If we all learnt cat-speak, we would often find they are saying, "You stupid human, I am trying to tell you something important right now! — Leah Broadby

It's funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other folks do, isn't it? — Eleanor Porter

Dogs have their day but cats have 365. — Lilian Jackson Braun

Cats can be very funny, and have the oddest ways of showing they're glad to see you ... — W. H. Auden

I have a Siamese twin cat. It's got 2 heads and 18 lives. — M.J. McGuire

A breath of Paris preserves the soul. — Victor Hugo

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. — Jeff Valdez

Keith much preferred cats. A cat wouldn't go mad at a man traversing a wall in the dead of night; it would shrug and lick its arse — Simon Dunn

I've got a Siamese cat. It has 2 heads and 18 lives. — M.J. McGuire

When Johnny Depp saw it, he was so excited he fluffed up to twice his normal size. — Diane Messidoro

Funny, a witch who likes dogs over cats. I think I like this about you. - Rhydian — Mira Monroe

In the Valley, what's happened is you have entrepreneurs that just want to fill a hole in the market and have a rich exit. — Danny Rimer

Come here, cat. You wouldn't want to destroy the space-time continuum, would you? Meow. Meow. — Connie Willis

Cats have nine lives. Makes them ideal for experimentation. — Jimmy Carr

And the Lady's mate. Despite having only two legs and small fangs, there was much that was feline in that one, and he approved. — Anne Bishop

Guys are like dogs. They keep comin' back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time, they're gone. — Lenny Bruce

The coldest depth of Hell is reserved for people who abandon kittens. — Robert A. Heinlein

In January 2013, one could buy a Bitcoin for about $13. By late November, one Bitcoin would have set a buyer back over $1100. — Steve Hanke

He entered the elevator and together they moved closer to god — Philip K. Dick

Then it suddenly and theatrically began to clean itself in the way cats do when they want you to know what a big deal you aren't. — Adam Rex

But, as I say, I was too
full of excitement and (a true saying, though those who have never
known danger may doubt it) too desperate to die. — H.G.Wells

You are what you love, not what loves you. — Charlie Kaufman

The weather wouldn't settle down. It would rain cats and dogs, then stop, then drip awhile, then stop while it made up its mind what to do next. — Glendon Swarthout

When mice run, cats give chase. — Rachel Vincent

Hang in there. If you believe what you're doing is unique. Otherwise give up or sound like Nirvana or Pearl Jam. — Joey Ramone

As a fan, I'm distraught, but as a cartoonist looking at new vacant spaces in 2400 newspapers, well, behind me, my cats are dancing a conga line. — Scott Adams

When someone asked Roen what he did, he'd explain that he typed incoherent commands that performed virtual tasks to create intangible objects. — Wesley Chu

Cats are solitary hunters with only the vaguest concept of hierarchy and little desire to "please" anyone but themselves — David Brunner

A lot of people like cats. Take the Pope, for example: I read recently that he was a cat-oholic! — Milton Jones

Some people wait for a miracle to start living their lives happily. Others, use that time and create the miracle themselves. — Philippos Syrigos

I like cats. They don't care if you love Jesus. — Miss Merikan

The message here is you cannot, under any circumstances, throw an object at an official. You just cannot do it. — Stu Jackson