Cat God Quotes: top 35 famous quotes about Cat God

Cat God Quotes & Sayings

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If God did not intend the cat to live happily with humankind, why is there a meow in the middle of the word 'hoMEOWner'? — Leonore Fleischer

Oh God! If you save me I will work for you. — Cat Stevens

Ha ha! How do you like my storm? — Paul Gallico

Old Herriot may be limited in some respects, but by God, he can wrap a cat. — James Herriot

Crap.
It's all crap.
Living is crap.
Life has no meaning.
None. Nowhere to be found.
Crap.
Why doesn't anybody realize this? — K-Ske Hasegawa

God is really only another artist. He invented the giraffe, the elephant and the cat. He has no real style, He just goes on trying other things. — Pablo Picasso

Your dog thinks you're a god. Your cat thinks the dog's an asshole. — George Carlin

God, she wanted to tackle him and roll around in him like a cat in a field of daisies. — Rainbow Rowell

The son of a human is human, just as the son of a dog is a dog and the son of a cat is a cat. And so what is the son of God? — Bart D. Ehrman

Never mind,' she said, 'I don't see the point of a God.'
'And I don't see much point in a cat.' the Kami replied. — Kij Johnson

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. — Warren Eckstein

When you least expect it, you run in to an old friend from school, or the neighbour's cat, not Mary the Virgin Mother of God. — Margot McCuaig

Agnostics talk cheerfully of man's search for God but they might as well talk about the mouse's search for the cat. — C.S. Lewis

You stay up here for a while, cuddle ol' Izzy-B - somethin' soothin' about runnin' your hands over a purrin' cat. An' do some talkin' with God. — Kim Vogel Sawyer

Music is part of God's universe. — Cat Stevens

Operationally, God is beginning to resemble not a ruler, but the last fading smile of a cosmic Cheshire Cat. — Julian Huxley

Whiskers of the cat, Webbed toes on my swimming dog; God is in the details. — Dean Koontz

Emma had honest-to-God fantasies about stopping by a pet store and getting a cat. Emma was allergic to cats. That's how bad things were. — Anonymous

If cleanliness is next to godliness, surely our cats must go to heaven and sit on the arm of God's throne. — Jerry Climer

She was god-awfully hideous. I swear she looked like a bad-tempered mutant tomato, and she was making a sound like a cat being fed into a printer — Sarah Rees Brennan

He bought her six dresses, and I brought her god-damned cat back from the dead, so who loves her more?! — Stephen King

As God is my witness, the more I deal with women, the more I like my cat. — P.N. Elrod

Of course the cat will growl and spit at the operator and bite him if she can. But the real question is whether he is a vet or a vivisector. — C.S. Lewis

Another prayer to a God I didn't quite believe in. — Cat Clarke

God I have been - God I am. But quite frankly, sometimes it is all just a little too much for one small cat. — Paul Gallico

I saw an injured black cat. God knows, who has crossed her path. — Ljupka Cvetanova

Do you have my pussy? Oh God, cat!
Do you have my cat? — M.A. Stacie

Someone once said give a dog food and shelter and treats and they think you are a god, but give a cat the same and they think they are the god. — Steven Rowley

Cats are put on earth to remind us that not everything has a purpose. — Oscar Wilde

God made the cat to give man the pleasure of stroking a tiger. — Joseph Mery

He's my cat! He's not God's cat! Let God have his own cat! Let God have all the damn old cats He wants, and kill them all! Church is mine! — Stephen King

God has made the cat to give man the pleasure of caressing the tiger. — Victor Hugo

Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God. — Jeff Valdez

Let God have His own cat. — Stephen King

God does not exist, God is not good. All that awaits us is the cat who will urinate on our grave. — Alejandro Jodorowsky