Carvey Quotes: top 34 famous quotes about Carvey

Carvey Quotes & Sayings

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I think there is no greater job anybody can have than having been a prosecutor. — Merrick Garland

I have this dream life where I get to be a celebrity but I get to navigate the world fairly easily because I'm always in character. — Dana Carvey

While many comics have a secret persona, I fundamentally want to be myself. — Dana Carvey

Am I not turtley enough for the Turtle Club? Turtle! Turtle! — Dana Carvey

I have a theory that if you're famous more years than you're not famous, then you get a little nutty. — Dana Carvey

Describing comic sensibility is near impossible. It's sort of an abstract silliness, that sometimes the joke isn't the star. — Dana Carvey

I had great affection for Dana Carvey, and I think we all thought, "Dana's the guy. There's the comic genius." — Kurt Fuller

Everything will be fine. I've heard that my whole life. Everything will be fine. That's baloney. — Dan Groat

If I only ran when nothing hurt, I would never run. — Dana Carvey

A mom and dad found an S&M magazine under their 10-year-old son's bed, and the dad said, 'Well, we sure can't spank him.' — Dana Carvey

The circle of the return to birth can only remain open, but this is a chance, a sign of life, and a wound. — Jacques Derrida

I am a correctionist. If something is wrong in society, it must be fixed. At least one should try to fix it. — Gore Vidal

Just like a Led Zeppelin album stands up today, we hope our album stands up in 10 or 20 years. — Mark Slaughter

You know, sometimes you can't just take an armadillo, put it in the barn, light it on fire and expect it to make licorice. — Dana Carvey

I'm a real people-pleaser. — Dana Carvey

When people come to see my stand-up, they get a chance to see my characters interact with each other. — Dana Carvey

If you just kind of live a regular life and make good 'Hollywood' money, you have a certain freedom. — Dana Carvey

I'm more of a people pleaser. — Dana Carvey

I always tend to think of all of my shows as possibly my last show. I'm like a junior Springsteen, without the underbite. — Dana Carvey

I think ABC sort of hoped I would be really like Carol Burnett. I mean literally, I think. — Dana Carvey

I don't find biology as interesting as politics and humanism. I talk more about existential stuff. — Dana Carvey

You know ladies and gentlemen, a long time ago , there were lots of people, but that was a long time ago — Dana Carvey

I'm thirty years old, but I read at the thirty-four-year-old level. — Dana Carvey

Well, I loved variety in television, I loved sketch comedy. At 'Saturday Night Live,' I stayed almost seven years. — Dana Carvey

I'm a friend of the CEO of Twitter and he showed me how to be on it, but it causes such an uproar if what you post is perceived in a negative light. — Dana Carvey

I never read the tabloids. — Dana Carvey

You know, Elizabeth Taylor must be in Heaven going, 'Alright, fire two honey!' — Dana Carvey

Married life had taught him the futility of arguing with a female in a dark-brown mood. — Isaac Asimov

I enjoy pushing my characters to the limit. No matter how far out there I go, I look for things that make the characters human. — Dana Carvey

I did a lot of ridiculous television. Between 1980 and '85 I had no confidence, so I did everything I was told to do. — Dana Carvey

I really enjoy being a dad, and maybe I took it too seriously, but I love being around my kids. — Dana Carvey

That's why modern corporate movie making has become so laborious that comedians are kind of kicked out by 50. — Dana Carvey

I got lucky. I won the San Francisco Stand-Up Comedy Competition in 1977 while I was still at San Francisco State. — Dana Carvey

I've never really worked on them. Just once in a while one hits me and makes me laugh. My Al Gore was sort of like a gay Gomer Pyle. — Dana Carvey