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Carrot Quotes By Carrot Top: Some people even think I wear a wig.

Some people even think I wear a wig. Do they think I went into a salon one day and said, Can you please screw this up really bad? — Carrot Top

Carrot Quotes By Shel Silverstein: What did the carrot say to the wheat?

What did the carrot say to the wheat? Lettuce rest, I'm feeling beet. — Shel Silverstein

Carrot Quotes By Peter Jackson: The cameo I did in 'Fellowship of the

The cameo I did in 'Fellowship of the Ring' was I was in the street of Bree, and I was eating a carrot. — Peter Jackson

Carrot Quotes By Carrot Top: My manager has a car payment, so I

My manager has a car payment, so I work every night. — Carrot Top

Carrot Quotes By Johnny B. Laughing: What do you get if you cross a

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot? A: A carrot! — Johnny B. Laughing

Carrot Quotes By Lars Petersson: (Health 5) Carrot

(Health 5) Carrot — Lars Petersson

Carrot Quotes By Charles Seife: See appendix A for a proof that Winston

See appendix A for a proof that Winston Churchill was a carrot. — Charles Seife

Carrot Quotes By John F. Kennedy: There comes a point where you see no

There comes a point where you see no evidence that the carrot and diplomacy are working. — John F. Kennedy

Carrot Quotes By Emile Zola: The day is not far off when one

The day is not far off when one ordinary carrot may be pregnant with revolution. — Emile Zola

Carrot Quotes By Terry Pratchett: My strength is as the strength of ten

My strength is as the strength of ten because my heart is pure," said Carrot.
"Really? Well, there's eleven of them. — Terry Pratchett

Carrot Quotes By Carrot Top: Video games are so popular these days, getting

Video games are so popular these days, getting the opportunity to star in one is something special. More people should do it. — Carrot Top

Carrot Quotes By R.P. Falconer: A man would rather break his donkeys back

A man would rather break his donkeys back than give it the carrot it requires to progress. — R.P. Falconer

Carrot Quotes By Carrot Top: I would like to be someone like Steve

I would like to be someone like Steve Martin. That's the path I'd like to follow. — Carrot Top

Carrot Quotes By Carrot Top: I have a home in Orlando. That's kind

I have a home in Orlando. That's kind of my default 'getaway' city. — Carrot Top

Carrot Quotes By Mark Bittman: The truly healthy alternative to that chip is

The truly healthy alternative to that chip is not a fake chip; it's a carrot. — Mark Bittman

Carrot Quotes By Carrot Top: People always say to me, 'You're really attractive

People always say to me, 'You're really attractive - in an unusual way.' No one ever just says, 'You're attractive.' — Carrot Top

Carrot Quotes By Carrot Top: My way of making people like me was

My way of making people like me was to make 'em laugh. — Carrot Top

Carrot Quotes By Stan Collymore: That could be the carrot on the top

That could be the carrot on the top of the cake — Stan Collymore

Carrot Quotes By Carrot Top: I didn't really have a plan of attack

I didn't really have a plan of attack when I got in college. — Carrot Top

Carrot Quotes By Carrot Top: Everyone has the gift of laughter inside of

Everyone has the gift of laughter inside of them. All the world is a prop. — Carrot Top

Carrot Quotes By Carrot Top: I always make fun of KISS because I

I always make fun of KISS because I don't particularly think their music is anything. — Carrot Top

Carrot Quotes By Carrot Top: I have to go out for lunch and

I have to go out for lunch and dinner because I can't cook. I need a woman to come and save me from my cooking. — Carrot Top

Carrot Quotes By Walter Wykes: I am a rune a carrot a little

I am a rune a carrot a little joke — Walter Wykes

Carrot Quotes By Carrot Top: I was the class clown at school, but

I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny. — Carrot Top

Carrot Quotes By Carrot Top: People do give me a hard time about

People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's big. — Carrot Top

Carrot Quotes By Carrot Top: The blessing is that everyone knows who I

The blessing is that everyone knows who I am because of the commercials. — Carrot Top

Carrot Quotes By Carrot Top: I've got the long hair and kind of

I've got the long hair and kind of androgynous look. It's love-hate; it's sexy, but not sexy. So it's either you get it or you don't. — Carrot Top

Carrot Quotes By Alan Cohen: The apparent goal of the journey is simply

The apparent goal of the journey is simply the carrot the universe dangles before you to get you to learn the lessons the adventure yields. — Alan Cohen

Carrot Quotes By R.P. Falconer: Some men would rather break their donkeys back,

Some men would rather break their donkeys back, than give them the carrot they both require to progress. — R.P. Falconer

Carrot Quotes By Krista Lester: The wise bunny knows the carrot will not

The wise bunny knows the carrot will not hop to him. — Krista Lester

Carrot Quotes By Bijou Hunter: I like the carrot cake," Maddy announced and

I like the carrot cake," Maddy announced and Tucker nodded.
"Fucking hillbillies," I muttered. "We really do love our carrot cake. — Bijou Hunter

Carrot Quotes By Irvin D. Yalom: Absolutely, bring any kind of carrot cake you

Absolutely, bring any kind of carrot cake you wish. — Irvin D. Yalom

Carrot Quotes By Terry Pratchett: You're saying,' he said, weighing each word, 'that

You're saying,' he said, weighing each word, 'that we should send Carrot away to be a duck among humans because Bjorn Stronginthearm is my uncle. — Terry Pratchett

Carrot Quotes By Paul Cezanne: The day is coming when a single carrot,

The day is coming when a single carrot, freshly observed, will set off a revolution. — Paul Cezanne

Carrot Quotes By Cary Fowler: You don't look in the eyes of a

You don't look in the eyes of a carrot seed quite in the way you do a panda bear, but it's very important diversity. — Cary Fowler

Carrot Quotes By Suzanne Collins: A thick carrot soup, green salad, lamb chops

A thick carrot soup, green salad, lamb chops and mashed potatoes, cheese and fruit, a chocolate cake. — Suzanne Collins

Carrot Quotes By Anton Chekhov: I feel like a donkey, with a stick

I feel like a donkey, with a stick in my mouth and a carrot up my ass. — Anton Chekhov

Carrot Quotes By Steven Wright: Why is a carrot more orange than an

Why is a carrot more orange than an orange? — Steven Wright

Carrot Quotes By Chuck Jones: If you were to draw Bugs, the easiest

If you were to draw Bugs, the easiest way is to learn how to draw a carrot and then hook a rabbit onto it — Chuck Jones

Carrot Quotes By Demetri Martin: I think they named the orange before the

I think they named the orange before the carrot. — Demetri Martin

Carrot Quotes By Terry Pratchett: How do you spell 'contravention'?" said Carrot, turning

How do you spell 'contravention'?" said Carrot, turning over a page.
"I don't," said Nobby, pushing through the crowds. — Terry Pratchett

Carrot Quotes By Colson Whitehead: Why not remove his desk, bring in a

Why not remove his desk, bring in a treadmill, hang a carrot from the ceiling and stop all pretense already. — Colson Whitehead

Carrot Quotes By Jim Davis: Vegetables are a must on a diet. I

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie. — Jim Davis

Carrot Quotes By Terry Pratchett: Carrot leaned over the wall of a pen.

Carrot leaned over the wall of a pen. "Coochee-coochee-coo?" he said. A friendly flame took his eyebrows off. — Terry Pratchett

Carrot Quotes By Carrot Top: Everybody has their own style. If you went

Everybody has their own style. If you went to the movies every week and everybody acted the same way Tom Cruise did, boy, wouldn't that suck? — Carrot Top

Carrot Quotes By Terry Pratchett: He only drinks when he gets depressed,' said

He only drinks when he gets depressed,' said Carrot.
'Why does he get depressed?'
'Sometimes it's because he hasn't had a drink. — Terry Pratchett

Carrot Quotes By Anton Chekhov: You ask me what life is. That's like

You ask me what life is. That's like asking what a carrot is. A carrot is a carrot, and there's nothing more to know. — Anton Chekhov

Carrot Quotes By Clayton M Christensen: As such, there is no one-size-fits-all approach that

As such, there is no one-size-fits-all approach that anyone can offer you. The hot water that softens a carrot will harden an egg. — Clayton M Christensen

Carrot Quotes By Jeaniene Frost: Next to her, I felt like Carrot Top

Next to her, I felt like Carrot Top in drag.
Cat re: Annette — Jeaniene Frost

Carrot Quotes By Anton Chekhov: You ask me what life is? It is

You ask me what life is? It is like asking what a carrot is. A carrot is a carrot, and nothing more is known. — Anton Chekhov

Carrot Quotes By Fennel Hudson: Status: the perpetual carrot that entices us from

Status: the perpetual carrot that entices us from the front and prods us in the back. — Fennel Hudson

Carrot Quotes By Ivan Turgenev: [ ... ] no carrot would be permitted

[ ... ] no carrot would be permitted in a soup that had not first assumed a rhomboidal or trapezoidal shape. — Ivan Turgenev

Carrot Quotes By Carrot Top: Like I told Howard, I can't help it

Like I told Howard, I can't help it that I'm beautiful. — Carrot Top

Carrot Quotes By Michael Ian Black: Well, I think my stand-up is often kind

Well, I think my stand-up is often kind of visual. Not like Carrot Top visual, but visual. — Michael Ian Black

Carrot Quotes By James Arness: An intellectual carrot - the mind boggles.

An intellectual carrot - the mind boggles. — James Arness

Carrot Quotes By Carrot Top: Carrot Top is a nickname that people call

Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable. — Carrot Top

Carrot Quotes By Terry Pratchett: Money is all you can think about when

Money is all you can think about when all you have is a price, Carrot said — Terry Pratchett

Carrot Quotes By Tao Lin: Life, people learned, was not easy. Life was

Life, people learned, was not easy. Life was not cake. Life was not a carrot cake. — Tao Lin

Carrot Quotes By Don Van Vliet: A carrot is as close as a rabbit

A carrot is as close as a rabbit gets to a diamond. — Don Van Vliet

Carrot Quotes By Scott Jurek: sliced into ¼-inch pieces 1 carrot,

sliced into ¼-inch pieces 1 carrot, — Scott Jurek

Carrot Quotes By Margot Robbie: If I have to get into a bikini,

If I have to get into a bikini, then I eat carrot sticks for three days. — Margot Robbie

Carrot Quotes By Trinny Woodall: Every morning, I have a drink of spinach,

Every morning, I have a drink of spinach, blueberry, celery, carrot and Gillian McKeith energy food with linseed. — Trinny Woodall

Carrot Quotes By Winston Churchill: Thus, be every device from the stick to

Thus, be every device from the stick to the carrot, the emaciated Austrian donkey is made to pull the Nazi barrow up an ever-steepening hill. — Winston Churchill

Carrot Quotes By Christina Lauren: You're looking at me like I'm food." She

You're looking at me like I'm food." She held out her carrot, grinned wickedly. "Want some?" I shook my head. "I want you. — Christina Lauren

Carrot Quotes By John Whitmore: The carrot and the stick are prevasive and

The carrot and the stick are prevasive and persuasive motivators. But if you treat people like donkeys, they will perform like donkeys. — John Whitmore

Carrot Quotes By Carrot Top: People always want to put a label on

People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you to something. — Carrot Top

Carrot Quotes By Carrot Top: It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon

It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends. — Carrot Top

Carrot Quotes By Tom Cole: Follow up the interview with a phone call.

Follow up the interview with a phone call. If Carrot Top can figure out how to use a phone, so can you. — Tom Cole

Carrot Quotes By Stuart Pearce: I can see the carrot at the end

I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel. — Stuart Pearce

Carrot Quotes By Terry Pratchett: Sometimes Carrot sounded like a civics essay written

Sometimes Carrot sounded like a civics essay written by a stunned choirboy. — Terry Pratchett

Carrot Quotes By Carrot Top: I think, over the years, I've kind of

I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved. — Carrot Top

Carrot Quotes By Terry Pratchett: Sergeant Colon was lost in admiration. He'd seen

Sergeant Colon was lost in admiration. He'd seen people bluff on a bad hand, but he'd never seen anyone bluff with no cards. — Terry Pratchett

Carrot Quotes By Robinson Jeffers: Pleasure is the carrot dangled to lead the

Pleasure is the carrot dangled to lead the ass to market; or the precipice. — Robinson Jeffers

Carrot Quotes By Carrot Top: I think the more you do this and

I think the more you do this and the more comfortable you become on stage, you start speaking more and becoming more of a character in yourself. — Carrot Top

Carrot Quotes By Carrot Top: I always thought marketing in general was an

I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials and billboards. — Carrot Top

Carrot Quotes By Carrot Top: Me in drag is kind of scary, actually.

Me in drag is kind of scary, actually. It's frightening. I actually look pretty good. — Carrot Top

Carrot Quotes By Darynda Jones: Dude," I said, leaning over the desk, "I'm

Dude," I said, leaning over the desk, "I'm about as psychic as a carrot. — Darynda Jones

Carrot Quotes By Terry Pratchett: He'll just track us down and follow us

He'll just track us down and follow us and then he'll kill Carrot!"
"Why?"
"Because Carrot's mine! — Terry Pratchett

Carrot Quotes By Carrot Top: It's our nature: Human beings like success but

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people. — Carrot Top

Carrot Quotes By Marian Keyes: I'd rather eat nothing than eat a carrot.

I'd rather eat nothing than eat a carrot. — Marian Keyes

Carrot Quotes By Dan Groat: Hope is a carrot tied to the stick

Hope is a carrot tied to the stick of tomorrow. — Dan Groat

Carrot Quotes By Jazz Feylynn: Now you're being ridiculous. If your mom changed

Now you're being ridiculous. If your mom changed into a carrot, I'd think she'd change back before someone ate her, werewolf or not. — Jazz Feylynn

Carrot Quotes By Carrot Top: When I told my friends I was going

When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me. — Carrot Top

Carrot Quotes By Ed Cyzewski: a fresh carrot from the garden has a

a fresh carrot from the garden has a complex flavor that is lost after a few days in transit. — Ed Cyzewski

Carrot Quotes By Diane Messidoro: Daniel Craig is sitting on a carrot, Jude

Daniel Craig is sitting on a carrot, Jude Law is sitting on Daniel Craig's head. — Diane Messidoro

Carrot Quotes By Carrot Top: I never looked at Gallagher like he was

I never looked at Gallagher like he was a threat to me. — Carrot Top

Carrot Quotes By Carrot Top: I love to shop, especially in retro stores.

I love to shop, especially in retro stores. I have about a million pairs of old-school sports shoes like Adidas, so that's probably my biggest vice. — Carrot Top

Carrot Quotes By E.J. Stevens: I need a victim and no offense Yuki,

I need a victim and no offense Yuki, but your carrot sticks are lacking in controversy. — E.J. Stevens

Carrot Quotes By Carrot Top: Almost every day, someone asks if I ever

Almost every day, someone asks if I ever flat iron my hair. I say, 'No, because I'm afraid it wouldn't look good and wouldn't come back curly.' — Carrot Top

Carrot Quotes By Carrot Top: Comics don't like to see other comics do

Comics don't like to see other comics do well. — Carrot Top

Carrot Quotes By Carrot Top: My way of fitting in was through jokes

My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh. — Carrot Top

Carrot Quotes By Darynda Jones: Glitch was about as wild and unpredictable as

Glitch was about as wild and unpredictable as a carrot stick. — Darynda Jones

Carrot Quotes By Jack LaLanne: Never, ever get satisfied; keep the carrot in

Never, ever get satisfied; keep the carrot in front of the horse. — Jack LaLanne

Carrot Quotes By K.A. Mitchell: Jesus, dude could suck the orange off a

Jesus, dude could suck the orange off a carrot. A big, long carrot. — K.A. Mitchell

Carrot Quotes By Gilbert Gottfried: I understand being less sexy than Osama bin

I understand being less sexy than Osama bin Laden, but not less sexy than Carrot Top. That, I find offensive. — Gilbert Gottfried

Carrot Quotes By Mark Rippetoe: History tells us what works in the gym,

History tells us what works in the gym, and everything else walks down the road with a carrot in its ass. — Mark Rippetoe

Carrot Quotes By Carrot Top: I think it's the fact that I do

I think it's the fact that I do something different and that I actually have some success with it. That bothers a lot of people ... especially comics. — Carrot Top

Carrot Quotes By Terry Pratchett: Yes, but - but maybe I'm just tall

Yes, but - but maybe I'm just tall for my height," said Carrot desperately. "After all, if you can have short humans, can't you have tall dwarfs? — Terry Pratchett

Carrot Quotes By Terry Pratchett: I mean, it's a good job we've got

I mean, it's a good job we've got a last desperate million-to-one chance to rely on, or we'd really be in trouble! — Terry Pratchett

Carrot Quotes By Vera Nazarian: Dangling a carrot in front of a donkey

Dangling a carrot in front of a donkey - or anyone else for that matter - is not nice, and not fair, unless you eventually plan to give it up to them. — Vera Nazarian