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Some people even think I wear a wig. Do they think I went into a salon one day and said, Can you please screw this up really bad? — Carrot Top

What did the carrot say to the wheat? Lettuce rest, I'm feeling beet. — Shel Silverstein

The cameo I did in 'Fellowship of the Ring' was I was in the street of Bree, and I was eating a carrot. — Peter Jackson

My manager has a car payment, so I work every night. — Carrot Top

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot? A: A carrot! — Johnny B. Laughing

(Health 5) Carrot — Lars Petersson

See appendix A for a proof that Winston Churchill was a carrot. — Charles Seife

There comes a point where you see no evidence that the carrot and diplomacy are working. — John F. Kennedy

The day is not far off when one ordinary carrot may be pregnant with revolution. — Emile Zola

My strength is as the strength of ten because my heart is pure," said Carrot.
"Really? Well, there's eleven of them. — Terry Pratchett

Video games are so popular these days, getting the opportunity to star in one is something special. More people should do it. — Carrot Top

A man would rather break his donkeys back than give it the carrot it requires to progress. — R.P. Falconer

I would like to be someone like Steve Martin. That's the path I'd like to follow. — Carrot Top

I have a home in Orlando. That's kind of my default 'getaway' city. — Carrot Top

The truly healthy alternative to that chip is not a fake chip; it's a carrot. — Mark Bittman

People always say to me, 'You're really attractive - in an unusual way.' No one ever just says, 'You're attractive.' — Carrot Top

My way of making people like me was to make 'em laugh. — Carrot Top

That could be the carrot on the top of the cake — Stan Collymore

I didn't really have a plan of attack when I got in college. — Carrot Top

Everyone has the gift of laughter inside of them. All the world is a prop. — Carrot Top

I always make fun of KISS because I don't particularly think their music is anything. — Carrot Top

I have to go out for lunch and dinner because I can't cook. I need a woman to come and save me from my cooking. — Carrot Top

I am a rune a carrot a little joke — Walter Wykes

I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny. — Carrot Top

People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's big. — Carrot Top

The blessing is that everyone knows who I am because of the commercials. — Carrot Top

I've got the long hair and kind of androgynous look. It's love-hate; it's sexy, but not sexy. So it's either you get it or you don't. — Carrot Top

The apparent goal of the journey is simply the carrot the universe dangles before you to get you to learn the lessons the adventure yields. — Alan Cohen

Some men would rather break their donkeys back, than give them the carrot they both require to progress. — R.P. Falconer

The wise bunny knows the carrot will not hop to him. — Krista Lester

I like the carrot cake," Maddy announced and Tucker nodded.
"Fucking hillbillies," I muttered. "We really do love our carrot cake. — Bijou Hunter

Absolutely, bring any kind of carrot cake you wish. — Irvin D. Yalom

You're saying,' he said, weighing each word, 'that we should send Carrot away to be a duck among humans because Bjorn Stronginthearm is my uncle. — Terry Pratchett

The day is coming when a single carrot, freshly observed, will set off a revolution. — Paul Cezanne

You don't look in the eyes of a carrot seed quite in the way you do a panda bear, but it's very important diversity. — Cary Fowler

A thick carrot soup, green salad, lamb chops and mashed potatoes, cheese and fruit, a chocolate cake. — Suzanne Collins

I feel like a donkey, with a stick in my mouth and a carrot up my ass. — Anton Chekhov

Why is a carrot more orange than an orange? — Steven Wright

If you were to draw Bugs, the easiest way is to learn how to draw a carrot and then hook a rabbit onto it — Chuck Jones

I think they named the orange before the carrot. — Demetri Martin

How do you spell 'contravention'?" said Carrot, turning over a page.
"I don't," said Nobby, pushing through the crowds. — Terry Pratchett

Why not remove his desk, bring in a treadmill, hang a carrot from the ceiling and stop all pretense already. — Colson Whitehead

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie. — Jim Davis

Carrot leaned over the wall of a pen. "Coochee-coochee-coo?" he said. A friendly flame took his eyebrows off. — Terry Pratchett

Everybody has their own style. If you went to the movies every week and everybody acted the same way Tom Cruise did, boy, wouldn't that suck? — Carrot Top

He only drinks when he gets depressed,' said Carrot.
'Why does he get depressed?'
'Sometimes it's because he hasn't had a drink. — Terry Pratchett

You ask me what life is. That's like asking what a carrot is. A carrot is a carrot, and there's nothing more to know. — Anton Chekhov

As such, there is no one-size-fits-all approach that anyone can offer you. The hot water that softens a carrot will harden an egg. — Clayton M Christensen

Next to her, I felt like Carrot Top in drag.
Cat re: Annette — Jeaniene Frost

You ask me what life is? It is like asking what a carrot is. A carrot is a carrot, and nothing more is known. — Anton Chekhov

Status: the perpetual carrot that entices us from the front and prods us in the back. — Fennel Hudson

[ ... ] no carrot would be permitted in a soup that had not first assumed a rhomboidal or trapezoidal shape. — Ivan Turgenev

Like I told Howard, I can't help it that I'm beautiful. — Carrot Top

Well, I think my stand-up is often kind of visual. Not like Carrot Top visual, but visual. — Michael Ian Black

An intellectual carrot - the mind boggles. — James Arness

Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable. — Carrot Top

Money is all you can think about when all you have is a price, Carrot said — Terry Pratchett

Life, people learned, was not easy. Life was not cake. Life was not a carrot cake. — Tao Lin

A carrot is as close as a rabbit gets to a diamond. — Don Van Vliet

sliced into ¼-inch pieces 1 carrot, — Scott Jurek

If I have to get into a bikini, then I eat carrot sticks for three days. — Margot Robbie

Every morning, I have a drink of spinach, blueberry, celery, carrot and Gillian McKeith energy food with linseed. — Trinny Woodall

Thus, be every device from the stick to the carrot, the emaciated Austrian donkey is made to pull the Nazi barrow up an ever-steepening hill. — Winston Churchill

You're looking at me like I'm food." She held out her carrot, grinned wickedly. "Want some?" I shook my head. "I want you. — Christina Lauren

The carrot and the stick are prevasive and persuasive motivators. But if you treat people like donkeys, they will perform like donkeys. — John Whitmore

People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you to something. — Carrot Top

It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends. — Carrot Top

Follow up the interview with a phone call. If Carrot Top can figure out how to use a phone, so can you. — Tom Cole

I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel. — Stuart Pearce

Sometimes Carrot sounded like a civics essay written by a stunned choirboy. — Terry Pratchett

I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved. — Carrot Top

Sergeant Colon was lost in admiration. He'd seen people bluff on a bad hand, but he'd never seen anyone bluff with no cards. — Terry Pratchett

Pleasure is the carrot dangled to lead the ass to market; or the precipice. — Robinson Jeffers

I think the more you do this and the more comfortable you become on stage, you start speaking more and becoming more of a character in yourself. — Carrot Top

I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials and billboards. — Carrot Top

Me in drag is kind of scary, actually. It's frightening. I actually look pretty good. — Carrot Top

Dude," I said, leaning over the desk, "I'm about as psychic as a carrot. — Darynda Jones

He'll just track us down and follow us and then he'll kill Carrot!"
"Why?"
"Because Carrot's mine! — Terry Pratchett

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people. — Carrot Top

I'd rather eat nothing than eat a carrot. — Marian Keyes

Hope is a carrot tied to the stick of tomorrow. — Dan Groat

Now you're being ridiculous. If your mom changed into a carrot, I'd think she'd change back before someone ate her, werewolf or not. — Jazz Feylynn

When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me. — Carrot Top

a fresh carrot from the garden has a complex flavor that is lost after a few days in transit. — Ed Cyzewski

Daniel Craig is sitting on a carrot, Jude Law is sitting on Daniel Craig's head. — Diane Messidoro

I never looked at Gallagher like he was a threat to me. — Carrot Top

I love to shop, especially in retro stores. I have about a million pairs of old-school sports shoes like Adidas, so that's probably my biggest vice. — Carrot Top

I need a victim and no offense Yuki, but your carrot sticks are lacking in controversy. — E.J. Stevens

Almost every day, someone asks if I ever flat iron my hair. I say, 'No, because I'm afraid it wouldn't look good and wouldn't come back curly.' — Carrot Top

Comics don't like to see other comics do well. — Carrot Top

My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh. — Carrot Top

Glitch was about as wild and unpredictable as a carrot stick. — Darynda Jones

Never, ever get satisfied; keep the carrot in front of the horse. — Jack LaLanne

Jesus, dude could suck the orange off a carrot. A big, long carrot. — K.A. Mitchell

I understand being less sexy than Osama bin Laden, but not less sexy than Carrot Top. That, I find offensive. — Gilbert Gottfried

History tells us what works in the gym, and everything else walks down the road with a carrot in its ass. — Mark Rippetoe

I think it's the fact that I do something different and that I actually have some success with it. That bothers a lot of people ... especially comics. — Carrot Top

Yes, but - but maybe I'm just tall for my height," said Carrot desperately. "After all, if you can have short humans, can't you have tall dwarfs? — Terry Pratchett

I mean, it's a good job we've got a last desperate million-to-one chance to rely on, or we'd really be in trouble! — Terry Pratchett

Dangling a carrot in front of a donkey - or anyone else for that matter - is not nice, and not fair, unless you eventually plan to give it up to them. — Vera Nazarian