Carpet Funny Quotes
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Carpet Funny Quotes & Sayings
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All three of us are prisoners of our early indoctrinations, for it is hard, very nearly impossible, to shake off one's earliest training.
— Robert A. Heinlein
I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet.
— Steven Wright
Nothing is more dangerous than discontinued labor; it is habit lost. A habit easy to abandon, difficult to resume.
— Victor Hugo
You'll be stuck in my head like a melody.
— Usher Raymond
God, I'm so glad you're mine,
— Rachel Robinson
Those who are pure of heart find new thoughts whenever they meditate.
— Nachman Of Breslov
A chimpanzee who is really gearing up for a fight doesn't waste time with gestures but just goes ahead and attacks.
— Frans De Waal
No periods. If you sneeze, the carpet's ruined.
— Jim Norton
Doing what you wanted to do was the only training, and the only preliminary, needed for doing more of what you wanted to do.
— Kingsley Amis
Sometimes what we imagine and the world aren't different things. Sometimes they are the same exact thing.
— Al Pacino
I spilled some vodka on the carpet, and I vacuumed it up, and the vacuum got drunk. I had to take the Hoover to detox.
— Mitch Hedberg
God will provide for all of my needs.
— Joyce Meyer