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Carpet Funny Quotes By Robert A. Heinlein: All three of us are prisoners of our

All three of us are prisoners of our early indoctrinations, for it is hard, very nearly impossible, to shake off one's earliest training. — Robert A. Heinlein

Carpet Funny Quotes By Jean Vanier: To forgive is a gift of God that

To forgive is a gift of God that permits us to let go of our past hurts. — Jean Vanier

Carpet Funny Quotes By Steven Wright: I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall

I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet. — Steven Wright

Carpet Funny Quotes By Victor Hugo: Nothing is more dangerous than discontinued labor; it

Nothing is more dangerous than discontinued labor; it is habit lost. A habit easy to abandon, difficult to resume. — Victor Hugo

Carpet Funny Quotes By Usher Raymond: You'll be stuck in my head like a

You'll be stuck in my head like a melody. — Usher Raymond

Carpet Funny Quotes By Ring Lardner: Walter Mayer was a hero at a Salvation

Walter Mayer was a hero at a Salvation Army home fire in Cincinnati. — Ring Lardner

Carpet Funny Quotes By Rachel Robinson: God, I'm so glad you're mine,

God, I'm so glad you're mine, — Rachel Robinson

Carpet Funny Quotes By Nachman Of Breslov: Those who are pure of heart find new

Those who are pure of heart find new thoughts whenever they meditate. — Nachman Of Breslov

Carpet Funny Quotes By Frans De Waal: A chimpanzee who is really gearing up for

A chimpanzee who is really gearing up for a fight doesn't waste time with gestures but just goes ahead and attacks. — Frans De Waal

Carpet Funny Quotes By Jim Norton: No periods. If you sneeze, the carpet's ruined.

No periods. If you sneeze, the carpet's ruined. — Jim Norton

Carpet Funny Quotes By Kingsley Amis: Doing what you wanted to do was the

Doing what you wanted to do was the only training, and the only preliminary, needed for doing more of what you wanted to do. — Kingsley Amis

Carpet Funny Quotes By Lois Greiman: You're just so lucky blood's so hard to

You're just so lucky blood's so hard to get out of the carpet. — Lois Greiman

Carpet Funny Quotes By Al Pacino: Sometimes what we imagine and the world aren't

Sometimes what we imagine and the world aren't different things. Sometimes they are the same exact thing. — Al Pacino

Carpet Funny Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I spilled some vodka on the carpet, and

I spilled some vodka on the carpet, and I vacuumed it up, and the vacuum got drunk. I had to take the Hoover to detox. — Mitch Hedberg

Carpet Funny Quotes By Joyce Meyer: God will provide for all of my needs.

God will provide for all of my needs. — Joyce Meyer

Carpet Funny Quotes By Kim Holden: Do you know what it's like to be

Do you know what it's like to be blessed with someone so special, to love them so much it hurts, and then have them taken from you forever? — Kim Holden

Carpet Funny Quotes By Mark Rutte: I was very much surprised by the Johnson/Gove

I was very much surprised by the Johnson/Gove proposals to make it harder for Europeans to work in the U.K. if Britain were to vote to leave the E.U. — Mark Rutte

Carpet Funny Quotes By Al Jourgensen: The more you think, the more you ruin

The more you think, the more you ruin things. Art has to come viscerally; otherwise, forget it. — Al Jourgensen