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I don't exercise. My philosophy is: No pain, no pain. — Carol Leifer

I cried when I turned 34 for no other reason than 34 sounded old to me at the time. — Carol Leifer

I've got a very deep and abiding passion about education being far more than buildings and textbooks; it's what children bring into school with them. — Johann Lamont

Just be your authentic self because there's nothing sexier or more beautiful than that. — Carol Leifer

I didn't wear jeans for, like, a decade of my life. — Melissa McCarthy

Habent sua fata libelli. (Books have their own destinies.) — Terentianus Maurus

When you lie about your age, the terrorists win. — Carol Leifer

My father was a huge influence on me. — Carol Leifer

Honestly, so much of my book is about the best things in my life have happened since I'm 40. — Carol Leifer

He wasn't wrong to fall for me. Just in the wrong universe. — Claudia Gray

I'm wearing a new perfume that I should recommend to the women in the audience; it's called 'Tester. — Carol Leifer

Long Island - if you're from out of town, how would I describe it? Well, every girl in my neighborhood looked like Kenny G. — Carol Leifer

It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon. — Carol Leifer

I just wish I'd asked you sooner. We could've had ages ... months ... years maybe ... — J.K. Rowling

When I was 17, I read a profile of Carol Leifer. Since then, I wanted to be her. I still want to be her. — Sarah Silverman

What you resist persists. And only what you look at, and own, can disappear. You make it disappear by simply changing your mind about it. — Neale Donald Walsch

All my other relationships with men, there was so much maneuvering and strategic decisions and stuff. — Carol Leifer

There were very few women comics when I started out doing stand-up. But I always saw that as a great advantage. — Carol Leifer

I think the writer's job is to paint the gray because no life is clearly defined. — Andre Dubus

My father was the king of the joke-tellers. I was so impressed as a child watching him, holding people in rapt attention. — Carol Leifer

My stand-up act is very clean. — Carol Leifer

Carol Leifer is funny, really funny. — Chris Rock

As a writer, the worst thing you can do is work in an environment of fear of rejection. — Carol Leifer

I feel I've always got to keep my stand-up because I never want to lose it. — Carol Leifer

I never thought I was going to have children. I just thought after 45, that was it. — Carol Leifer

My kind of gay is like the late-breaking-lesbian kind of gay. — Carol Leifer

I'm sorry I didn't have this revelation earlier. I sleep better and more soundly because I'm not participating anymore. — Carol Leifer

I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. — Carol Leifer

Sex when you're married is like going to the 7-Eleven: There's not much variety, but at three in the morning, it's always there. — Carol Leifer

I recently became vegan because I felt that as a Jewish lesbian, I wasn't part of a small enough minority. So now I'm a Jewish lesbian vegan. — Carol Leifer

My father was the kind of guy who'd always say 'Throw out any subject and I got a joke on it.' — Carol Leifer

There are so many opportunities that I could've gotten before if I had just took a little more of a risk. — Carol Leifer

Like a lot of women, I'm bisexual. Once I have sex with you - bye! — Carol Leifer

If you thought you didn't like some people on land ... — Carol Leifer

My voice belongs to me, from God. People will comment, "Your voice helped me through." Maybe it's God in me, because I don't take credit for that. — Aaron Neville

The only thing I said to my parents when I was a teenager was Hang up, I got it! — Carol Leifer