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Carol Leifer Quotes By Carol Leifer: I don't exercise. My philosophy is: No pain,

I don't exercise. My philosophy is: No pain, no pain. — Carol Leifer

Carol Leifer Quotes By Carol Leifer: I cried when I turned 34 for no

I cried when I turned 34 for no other reason than 34 sounded old to me at the time. — Carol Leifer

Carol Leifer Quotes By Johann Lamont: I've got a very deep and abiding passion

I've got a very deep and abiding passion about education being far more than buildings and textbooks; it's what children bring into school with them. — Johann Lamont

Carol Leifer Quotes By Carol Leifer: Just be your authentic self because there's nothing

Just be your authentic self because there's nothing sexier or more beautiful than that. — Carol Leifer

Carol Leifer Quotes By Melissa McCarthy: I didn't wear jeans for, like, a decade

I didn't wear jeans for, like, a decade of my life. — Melissa McCarthy

Carol Leifer Quotes By Terentianus Maurus: Habent sua fata libelli. (Books have their own

Habent sua fata libelli. (Books have their own destinies.) — Terentianus Maurus

Carol Leifer Quotes By Carol Leifer: When you lie about your age, the terrorists

When you lie about your age, the terrorists win. — Carol Leifer

Carol Leifer Quotes By Carol Leifer: My father was a huge influence on me.

My father was a huge influence on me. — Carol Leifer

Carol Leifer Quotes By Carol Leifer: Honestly, so much of my book is about

Honestly, so much of my book is about the best things in my life have happened since I'm 40. — Carol Leifer

Carol Leifer Quotes By Claudia Gray: He wasn't wrong to fall for me. Just

He wasn't wrong to fall for me. Just in the wrong universe. — Claudia Gray

Carol Leifer Quotes By Carol Leifer: I'm wearing a new perfume that I should

I'm wearing a new perfume that I should recommend to the women in the audience; it's called 'Tester. — Carol Leifer

Carol Leifer Quotes By Carol Leifer: Long Island - if you're from out of

Long Island - if you're from out of town, how would I describe it? Well, every girl in my neighborhood looked like Kenny G. — Carol Leifer

Carol Leifer Quotes By Carol Leifer: It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and

It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon. — Carol Leifer

Carol Leifer Quotes By J.K. Rowling: I just wish I'd asked you sooner. We

I just wish I'd asked you sooner. We could've had ages ... months ... years maybe ... — J.K. Rowling

When I was 17, I read a profile of Carol Leifer. Since then, I wanted to be her. I still want to be her. — Sarah Silverman

Carol Leifer Quotes By Neale Donald Walsch: What you resist persists. And only what you

What you resist persists. And only what you look at, and own, can disappear. You make it disappear by simply changing your mind about it. — Neale Donald Walsch

Carol Leifer Quotes By Carol Leifer: All my other relationships with men, there was

All my other relationships with men, there was so much maneuvering and strategic decisions and stuff. — Carol Leifer

Carol Leifer Quotes By Carol Leifer: There were very few women comics when I

There were very few women comics when I started out doing stand-up. But I always saw that as a great advantage. — Carol Leifer

Carol Leifer Quotes By Andre Dubus: I think the writer's job is to paint

I think the writer's job is to paint the gray because no life is clearly defined. — Andre Dubus

Carol Leifer Quotes By Carol Leifer: My father was the king of the joke-tellers.

My father was the king of the joke-tellers. I was so impressed as a child watching him, holding people in rapt attention. — Carol Leifer

Carol Leifer Quotes By Carol Leifer: My stand-up act is very clean.

My stand-up act is very clean. — Carol Leifer

Carol Leifer Quotes By Chris Rock: Carol Leifer is funny, really funny.

Carol Leifer is funny, really funny. — Chris Rock

Carol Leifer Quotes By Carol Leifer: As a writer, the worst thing you can

As a writer, the worst thing you can do is work in an environment of fear of rejection. — Carol Leifer

Carol Leifer Quotes By Carol Leifer: I feel I've always got to keep my

I feel I've always got to keep my stand-up because I never want to lose it. — Carol Leifer

Carol Leifer Quotes By Carol Leifer: I never thought I was going to have

I never thought I was going to have children. I just thought after 45, that was it. — Carol Leifer

Carol Leifer Quotes By Carol Leifer: My kind of gay is like the late-breaking-lesbian

My kind of gay is like the late-breaking-lesbian kind of gay. — Carol Leifer

Carol Leifer Quotes By Carol Leifer: I'm sorry I didn't have this revelation earlier.

I'm sorry I didn't have this revelation earlier. I sleep better and more soundly because I'm not participating anymore. — Carol Leifer

Carol Leifer Quotes By Carol Leifer: I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No

I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. — Carol Leifer

Carol Leifer Quotes By Carol Leifer: Sex when you're married is like going to

Sex when you're married is like going to the 7-Eleven: There's not much variety, but at three in the morning, it's always there. — Carol Leifer

Carol Leifer Quotes By Carol Leifer: I recently became vegan because I felt that

I recently became vegan because I felt that as a Jewish lesbian, I wasn't part of a small enough minority. So now I'm a Jewish lesbian vegan. — Carol Leifer

Carol Leifer Quotes By Carol Leifer: My father was the kind of guy who'd

My father was the kind of guy who'd always say 'Throw out any subject and I got a joke on it.' — Carol Leifer

Carol Leifer Quotes By Carol Leifer: There are so many opportunities that I could've

There are so many opportunities that I could've gotten before if I had just took a little more of a risk. — Carol Leifer

Carol Leifer Quotes By Carol Leifer: Like a lot of women, I'm bisexual. Once

Like a lot of women, I'm bisexual. Once I have sex with you - bye! — Carol Leifer

Carol Leifer Quotes By Carol Leifer: If you thought you didn't like some people

If you thought you didn't like some people on land ... — Carol Leifer

Carol Leifer Quotes By Aaron Neville: My voice belongs to me, from God. People

My voice belongs to me, from God. People will comment, "Your voice helped me through." Maybe it's God in me, because I don't take credit for that. — Aaron Neville

Carol Leifer Quotes By Carol Leifer: The only thing I said to my parents

The only thing I said to my parents when I was a teenager was Hang up, I got it! — Carol Leifer