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Car Keys Quotes By Edward Harris: If You Lose Your Keys, At Least It's

If You Lose Your Keys, At Least It's Better Than Losing Your Car. — Edward Harris

Car Keys Quotes By Mary Karr: How much smaller the large places are once

How much smaller the large places are once we're grown up, when we have car keys and credit cards. — Mary Karr

Car Keys Quotes By Lou Thesz: I remember things that happened sixty years ago,

I remember things that happened sixty years ago, but if you ask me where I left my car keys five minutes ago, that's sometimes a problem. — Lou Thesz

Car Keys Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: Giving money and power to government is like

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. — P. J. O'Rourke

Car Keys Quotes By Mansi Soni: I was wondering why I wasn't getting the

I was wondering why I wasn't getting the right answers. It was then I realized that I wasn't asking the right people. — Mansi Soni

Car Keys Quotes By Ethelbert William Bullinger: Astronomy, mixed with astrology, occupied a large number

Astronomy, mixed with astrology, occupied a large number of tablets in the Babylonian libraries, — Ethelbert William Bullinger

Car Keys Quotes By Dylan Thomas: In the beginning was the word, the wordThat

In the beginning was the word, the word
That from the solid bases of the light
Abstracted all the letters of the void ... — Dylan Thomas

Car Keys Quotes By Tom Waits: I've lost my equilibrium, my car keys, and

I've lost my equilibrium, my car keys, and my pride. — Tom Waits

Car Keys Quotes By Michael Rogers: Find what you excel in and go past

Find what you excel in and go past your limits, make yourself known! Because, to be forgotten is far worse than any death — Michael Rogers

Car Keys Quotes By Peter Lerangis: Dan was heading for the blue car in

Dan was heading for the blue car in the driveway. He tossed Amy the car keys. Don't drive like you! Make it fast! — Peter Lerangis

Car Keys Quotes By William E. Rothschild: Parents giving the keys to the car act

Parents giving the keys to the car act as if they are giving the keys to the kingdom. — William E. Rothschild

Car Keys Quotes By Robin Williams: I had to stop drinking alcohol because I

I had to stop drinking alcohol because I used to wake up nude in front of my car with my keys in my ass. — Robin Williams

Car Keys Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon: Have you ever noticed that salvation, much like

Have you ever noticed that salvation, much like your car keys, is usually found where and when you least expect it? (Acheron) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Car Keys Quotes By Andy Kindler: My wife and I want to try swapping.

My wife and I want to try swapping. We want to go to one of those key parties where you put your keys in a bowl. But we just want to upgrade our car. — Andy Kindler

Car Keys Quotes By Katie Cotugno: I like how the implication there is that

I like how the implication there is that the fault, dear Brutus, lies not in our stars, but in me. Give me the car keys. — Katie Cotugno

Car Keys Quotes By Bruce Springsteen: I found the key to the universe in

I found the key to the universe in the engine of an old parked car. — Bruce Springsteen

Car Keys Quotes By Henny Youngman: A Polish guy locked his keys in the

A Polish guy locked his keys in the car. It took an hour to get his wife out. — Henny Youngman

Car Keys Quotes By Will Self: The only circumstances in which I would write

The only circumstances in which I would write a roman a clef would be if I'd lost my fucking car keys. — Will Self

Car Keys Quotes By Harry Chapin: What I'd really like, Dad, is to borrow

What I'd really like, Dad, is to borrow the car keys. — Harry Chapin

Car Keys Quotes By Rich Hall: Ignisecond, n.: The overlapping moment of time when

Ignisecond, n.: The overlapping moment of time when the hand is locking the car door even as the brain is saying, "my keys are in there!" — Rich Hall

Car Keys Quotes By Joe Girard: The one key line used by a very

The one key line used by a very rich Hudson salesman: Would you like to buy a car now, without waiting? — Joe Girard

Car Keys Quotes By Erma Bombeck: When children reach the age of sixteen, they

When children reach the age of sixteen, they discover the meaning of life: car keys. — Erma Bombeck

Car Keys Quotes By Jonah Goldberg: Science is wonderful at explaining what science is

Science is wonderful at explaining what science is wonderful at explaining, but beyond that it tends to look for its car keys where the light is good. — Jonah Goldberg

Car Keys Quotes By G.K. Chesterton: So strong is tradition that later generations will

So strong is tradition that later generations will dream of what they have never seen. — G.K. Chesterton

Car Keys Quotes By Steven Wright: I once locked my keys out of my

I once locked my keys out of my car. I had to break out of my car with a coat hanger. — Steven Wright

Car Keys Quotes By Nicki Minaj: Gotta go let me get the car key

Gotta go let me get the car key You don't want it wit the Harajuku Barbie — Nicki Minaj

Car Keys Quotes By Horace: Seize the day, trusting as little as possible

Seize the day, trusting as little as possible in the future. — Horace