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Do just once what others say you can't do, and you will never pay attention to their limitations again. — James Cook

I am a horrible visual artist. I can't fix a car, sew, knit, cook, etc. Statistically, there is more I don't do than do. — Carrie Brownstein

My wife can't cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat. — Rodney Dangerfield

My wife cooks. I can't cook. I can remix leftovers pretty good, though. — Big Boi

I've always said I have nothing against a woman doing anything a man can do as long as she gets home in time to cook dinner. — Barry Goldwater

We can still be good people, even if we don't say or do good things all the time. — Eileen Cook

A pro is someone who can do great work when he doesn't feel like it. — Alastair Cook

He looks good for a while, but ya know, ya can't shine a sneaker. — Claire Cook

I cook. I did the Escoffier course in Paris when I was 21 in one of those periods when it was like a pause. I can cook anything Italian, Chinese. — Marie-Chantal Claire

I do love a man who can cook. — Emma Bunton

I don't suppose you cook?" Tucker inquired hopefully.
"Did you think because she can start fires she'd be great with a grill? Gator asked. — Christine Feehan

I've learned from my mistakes and I'm sure I can repeat them exactly." - Peter Cook — Tracy Schorn

If you can't do anything about it, laugh like hell. — David Cook

People always comment about my clothes. They don't think a fashionable woman can love food and be knowledgeable and actually cook. — Padma Lakshmi

If you learn a recipe, you can cook the recipe. If you learn the technique, you can cook anything. — Michael Symon

If a cook can't make soup between two and seven, she can't make it in a week. — Anthony Trollope

Matt: I know you can cook. Meredith: What makes you so sure? Matt: Because less than an hour ago, you set me on fire. — Judith McNaught

You can't have a back door that's only for the good guys. — Tim Cook

I cook British food, but it doesn't mean I'm jingoistic about it. People can cook very good fusion food. — Fergus Henderson

Noooo They can't burn up Books aren't any good when they're well done You can't cook them that long — Mizuki Nomura

I travel the world, and I can see in Toronto the cooking is very personal. These people cook with their hearts. — Alain Ducasse

I have to go out for lunch and dinner because I can't cook. I need a woman to come and save me from my cooking. — Carrot Top

I can't do anything! I can't even have an English muffin! — Dane Cook

You can't plan wars, don't know how to cook, and refuse to write love letters, I teased. — Kiera Cass

The only thing I can cook is Welsh rarebit. — Ian Rush

No woman on this whole earth can please me and cook for me and socialise and talk to me like my American black woman. — Muhammad Ali

You can't teach an old hater new truths. — Dane Cook

I say God bless you, I don't say bless you ... I am not the Lord, I can't do that. — Dane Cook

You only have to bat 1.000 in two things-flying and heart transplants. Everything else, you can go four in five. — Beano Cook

I'm good in the kitchen. I can cook seafood, collard greens, black-eyed peas. — Monique Coleman

You can't become tempted if you just give in a little quicker. — Dane Cook

I can't cook, but I can make a turkey and cheese sandwich like nobody else. — Kevin Hart

Everybody knows that once you past it, you can't go back. — Claire Cook

I don't cook very often. Actually, I'd go further: I can't cook. — Nicola Sturgeon

I never really cook from recipes. But the worst is when something turns out great and I can't figure out how to make it again! — Blake Lively

God's going to work everything out and use you in ways you can't even imagine. — C.B. Cook

If I didn't do this well, I just wouldn't have anything to do ... I can't cook, and I'd be a terrible housewife. — Freddie Mercury

There is no one who would have me - I can't cook. — Greta Garbo

I don't like to cook. I can make a TV dinner taste like radio. — Phyllis Diller

You can't go wrong with relatively simple comfort food. It's also about ease. Some cook to impress. I cook for people to enjoy the food. — Al Roker

What good am I? I can't have kids. I can't cook. I've been divorced three times. Who would want me? — Marilyn Monroe

I suppose this is for the best," Blay said into his shoulder. "You can't cook."
"See? I'm so not Prince Charming. — J.R. Ward

I'm an amazing cook. And I'm a gentleman but can belch the entire alphabet. Classy. — Jussie Smollett

I don't cook very well at all. I'm the girl that can't make scrambled eggs. — Mandy Moore

Whenever I want to know how to cook something, I can't ask one chef - I have to ask six. — Alice Waters

Why don't we focus on what Afghan women can do? They can cook, bear children and pray. As I recall, that was fine for our grandmothers. — Al Franken

I can't look at John Prescott without thinking of Les Dawson, and Robin Cook is a caricature of himself. — Rory Bremner

Remember, ghosts don't care if you believe in them. They can still believe in you. — Eileen Cook

Pain only hurts when you are looking for a reason to quit. You don't feel a thing when you know you can still win. — Dane Cook

Sometimes I say things that I can't believe came out of my mouth. Or I won't mean something and it will come out completely nonsensical. — Rachael Leigh Cook

It's hard dealing with day to day disappointments and feeling like you can't find success. Especially when your best friend is Pixar. — Dane Cook

There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won't, and that's a wife who can't cook and will. — Robert Frost

I can't watch someone cook without helping. It's a genetic abnormality. — Jodi Picoult

I don't believe you can ever really cook unless you love eating. — Nigella Lawson

British women can't cook. — Prince Philip

You can't fake being able to cook well. — Gail Simmons

I can't believe how many people don't have time to cook but have time to watch football and 'The Voice.' They're certainly making a choice. — Tom Douglas

I'm pore, I'm black, I may be ugly and can't cook, a voice say to everything listening. But I'm here. — Alice Walker

You can't think in sound bytes. — James Cook

There's no law that says I can't cook in my own house.
- Charlie Swan — Stephenie Meyer

Most of us can cook a better hamburger than McDonald's, but few of us can build a better business system than McDonald's. — Robert T. Kiyosaki

I'm insanely girly. I like having the door opened for me. I want to cook dinner for my boyfriend. And I can't wait to have babies. — Ginnifer Goodwin

I can't cook. I can barely make a bowl of cereal. — Bill Hader

Only a strong America can guarantee a peaceful world. — Paul Cook

You have to learn the crowd. I just pay attention to them so I can make sure I can make them laugh. — Dane Cook

Funny how you can think that the world is ending but still believe things will work out. We always think there's going to be a happy ending somewhere. — Lorna Jane Cook

The garden of Eden was a boggy swamp just south of Croydon. You can see it over there. — Peter Cook

The Savior accomplished the Atonement, which resolves the most terrible burdens that can occur in this life. — Quentin L. Cook

I'm not sure if I can cook. I probably can. But I'm really good at cajoling anybody around me to cook for me. — Nina Garcia

I can cook to please people, but it's quite conventional. I make a good sponge cake. I find it hard to follow recipes. — Anna Chancellor

I saw your wife the other day and she is ugly. I know, but she sure can cook. — Jimmy Soul

I got girls that can cook, I got girls that can clean, I got girls that'll do anything between. — Hank Williams Jr.

I'm not an amazing cook. But I can follow a recipe! — Rachel McAdams

I find cooking very therapeutic. As a creative person, I relish cooking because it's such a creative process. You can cook anything out of anything. — Shilpa Shetty

I can cook; but not well. I figure I have six years until my children discover what their friends' mothers make for dinner. — Jane Pauley

I don't know why men like to barbecue so much. Maybe its the only thing they can cook. Or maybe they're just closet pyromaniacs. — Cecelia Ahern

You know, nobody can ever cook as good as your mama. — Paula Deen

Private charity can apply 'tough love' but government charity can't. — James Cook

I have changed my mind. You can help cook by standing in a corner and not touching anything. Do it carefully.
-Nick to Jamie — Sarah Rees Brennan

Vince Vaughn is a genuine person, awesome guy. He'll come to a lot of my shows. It's not that often that you can meet someone as cool as Vince. — Dane Cook

The rate of inflation can't be judged accurately by a few items the government arbitrarily chooses to measure. — James Cook

You can't suffer over two things at once. — James Cook

I can't cook a thing. — Peter Morton

The only time you can have maximum economic progress is when social programs don't exist. — James Cook

It's almost ingrained in people that, just like you can't be a smart model, you can't be a good-looking cook. — Giada De Laurentiis

When man invented fire, he didn't say, "Hey, let's cook." He said, "Great, now we can see naked bottoms in the dark. — Steven Moffat

I don't cook fancy every day. I don't think anybody can, nor would it be very good for you. — Aarti Sequeira

I can't cook to save my life. — Vidya Balan

My brothers are my backbone. My parents are my oxygen. I can't live without them. — David Cook

He is also a keen cook, gardener and birder. He has no middle fingers on one hand, so he can't swear but is permanently doing the heavy metal sign. — Alan Partridge

You can take the girl out of Mississippi but you can't take the Mississippi out of the girl. — Kristi Cook

I can't cook to save my life but I can bake a flour-less chocolate-hazelnut tort with a spicy caramel sauce. — Anna Kendrick

I can't cook, but I have a nice book of menus ... and I can plate and set the table. — Chris Rock

I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny. — Dane Cook

I am an indifferent cook, but I can make pie. — Caroline Leavitt

In the hands of an able cook, fish can become an inexhaustible source of perpetual delight. — Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

You can focus on things that are barriers or you can focus on scaling the wall or redefining the problem. — Tim Cook

Certainly some things that are very good can sometimes be used in a bad way. — Tim Cook

I like to cook Indian food when I can. I find the process of creating a home-cooked meal to be unwinding. — Archie Panjabi

The true freaks are the ones who don't believe, the narrow-minded people who have no faith, who can't see what's right in front of their eyes. — Kristi Cook