Cancer Humor Quotes
Collection of top 18 famous quotes about Cancer Humor
Cancer Humor Quotes & Sayings
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It's very hard not to commit cancer suicide in America.
— Jonathan Ames
I went to the airport, I put my bag in the x-ray machine, I found out my bag has cancer. It only has six more months to hold stuff.
— Mitch Hedberg
Those who say that I am being punished are saying that god can't think of anything more vengeful than cancer for a heavy smoker.
— Christopher Hitchens
You hear that I'm nauseous and sick to my stomach and the first thing that comes to your mind is cancer?
— Judy Angelo
It goes all the way back to 'Psycho.' Movies with twists like that are memorable because they're so simple.
— Steve Zahn
in her voice that
— Diana Gabaldon
I don't think you're dying," I said. "I think you've just got a touch of cancer.
He smiled. Gallows humor. — John Green
He smiled. Gallows humor. — John Green
I am fairly classless because it is very difficult to class someone who comes from a mixed marriage.
— Sade Adu
Down with ought with because with every brain that thinks it thinks nor dares to feel.
— E. E. Cummings
Man, it was a good thing vampires didn't get cancer. Lately he'd been chain-smoking like a felon.
— J.R. Ward
The truth is like sunlight: It causes cancer.
— J. Richard Singleton