Can I Be Your Girlfriend Quotes
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Can I Be Your Girlfriend Quotes & Sayings
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Currently I'm not a crazy ex-girlfriend, but I can't promise I won't be one again.
— Miranda Lambert
The girls show up wearing nothing. I can't lie, I'm 16, I don't hate it. I don't have a girlfriend.
— Justin Bieber
Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend.
— Amy Sedaris
I can't tell you how great it is to get away with a girlfriend for four days shopping in Paris. Now that's what I call a vacation.
— Jessica Alba
My girlfriend was just killed in a car accident. Devastating. I can't believe I'm only going to have sex with her one more time.
— Anthony Jeselnik
I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you ever could just by pressing her follow button.
— Harry Styles
If a star football player can have a mythical girlfriend, why can't I have a mythical Congress?
— Tina Brown
My girlfriend makes me want to be a better person ... so I can get a better girlfriend.
— Anthony Jeselnik
A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin, I said how can you tell them apart, he said "her brothers got a moustache!"
— Billy Connolly
I love you with the passion of a drowning man for breathing air. I can't just have enough of you and having you a little would be disastrous.
— Sandra Thomas
You can't trust girls. When I get a girlfriend I am not going to tell her where I live or work.
— David Thorne
I can be in the worst PMS, Mercury in retrograde, most awful circumstance - and then if my girlfriends and I are giggling about it, everything's okay.
— Alanis Morissette
I help relationships come to an end or help them go to the next level. It can be boyfriend or girlfriend, or if you want to quit your job.
— Shannen Doherty
Nothing says 'classy' like posting bond for your girlfriend so you can escort her to a black-tie dinner.
— Linda Morris
I'm not a militant lesbian. I carry myself in a way that makes it easier for women to relate to. I can be your best girlfriend.
— Jackie Warner
If you can't keep your hands off your girlfriend, then keep your hands off of God's daughter.
— Kimberly Hahn
Wives, girlfriends, fiancees - clean out your closets. I'm cleaning out my old bell bottoms. We can touch millions.
— Deion Sanders
Writing was what I did best, better than being a daughter or girlfriend or sister. Writing was me. But now writing is one of the things I can't do.
— Jennifer Niven
Not everything in life can go perfectly according to plan. I mean I didn't keep every girlfriend I ever had.
— Steve Wozniak
'Vogue' is the best of everything that fashion can offer, and I think we point the way. We are, you know, a glamorous girlfriend.
— Anna Wintour
Just because we are women doesn't mean the only roles we can play are that of the finger-shaking girlfriend.
— Sarah Shahi
You can put a girlfriend on a motorcycle, yes, but what about your children and your bridesmaids, and your mother-in-law?
— Anne Fortier
Louie brought his new girlfriend over, and the nicest thing I can say about her is all her tattoos are spelled correctly.
— Robert Harling
