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I want to ride a camel to the club and valet that shit. — Samantha Irby

It's easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to make a blues record. — Hugh Laurie

What're you doing in Ankh-Morpork territorial waters, you camel-eating devil? — Terry Pratchett

Pompous worm-faced snob-head camel turd. — Tui T. Sutherland

The arabs are a backward people who eat nothing but camel dung. — Winston Churchill

There is no logical reason why the camel of great art should pass through the needle of mob intelligence. — Rebecca West

There are two parts to the equation: feel good + take action. The ancient Sufi proverb says; Trust in Allah, but first tie your camel to a post. — Andrew Matthews

Hey, new girl. You know the straw that broke the camel's back? Is that the same thing as the last straw? — Stephanie Danler

It's the oasis," said the camel driver.
"Well, why don't we go there right now?" the boy asked.
"Because we have to sleep. — Paulo Coelho

A camel may be a horse designed by a committee, but a horse was designed by a woman. — Chloe Thurlow

What do we learn from the camel caravans? If you endure very hard conditions, you shall reach your challenging destination sooner or later! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

a one hump camel makes a one hump poop, and a two hump camel makes a two hump poop — Taro Gomi

Take off that darn fur coat! ... Or maybe you'd like to have us open all the windows. — F Scott Fitzgerald

Critic, relent!Your hope for repentanceWill meet with disapppointment.For this is the life,Not desert tents,Not camel's milk! — Abu Nuwas

Don't get too close, mis amigos. Two reasons: I haven't completely broken 'em in yet. And they smell worse than camel butt. — Mark Frost

Show a man too many camels' bones,or show them to him too often,and he will not be able to recognize a camel when he comes across a live one. — Idries Shah

the senile, lecherous expression of a camel. — Yann Martel

On horseback you feel as if you're moving in time to classical music; a camel seems to progress to the beat of a drum played by a drunk. — Walter Moers

I have often found a small stream at its fountain-head, that, when followed up, carried away the camel with his load. — Saadi

You walk into the room like a camel and then put your eyes in your pockets and your nose on the ground. — Bob Dylan

We don't like flowers that do not wilt; they must die, and nine she-camel hairs aid memory. — Marianne Moore

What is heavy? so asks the spirit that would bear much, and then kneels down like the camel, and wants to be well laden. — Friedrich Nietzsche

Hey! Shouts Camel. There ain't no woman in the world worth two bottles of whiskey! — Sara Gruen

You take one step closer and I'll slit your throat, you mung-encrusted camel-fucker. — Peter Bagge

Expediency is a law of nature. The camel is a wonderful animal, but the desert made the camel. — Benjamin Disraeli

Beware the camel's nose - for its whole body will soon follow. — Matthew Pearl

There are worse things than being called 'the camel lady,' I suppose. — Robyn Davidson

Take my camel, dear,' said my aunt Dot, climbing down from that animal on her return from high Mass. — Rose Macaulay

You could give us a hand instead of staring into space like a constipated camel, Terry Tarsal rudley broke into Marcia's spinning thoughts. — Angie Sage

trust the universe (or God), but tether your camel. — Teri Meehan

And I got myself a camel," Cordy finished with a smile.
Lex stared at her. "Why?"
"Duh, Lex, because I can . — Gina Damico

And you had to do that in a thunderstorm pissing down like a camel? — Poppet

A camel that always moves with the camel caravan cannot discover the beauties of the unknown oases! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

A camel is a horse designed by a committee and a committee's a sweet running piece of machinery compared to any government. — Gordon R. Dickson

Mrs. Margaret sigh heavy. Then she standing up, and starting make her own tea. She drink it in very thirsty way, like angry camel in the desert. — Xiaolu Guo

The camel's hump is an ugly lump,
Which well you might see at the zoo.
But uglier yet is the hump we get,
For having to little to do. — Rudyard Kipling

To get into Afghanistan, I bribed my way into a camel caravan of smugglers. — Gary Jennings

Being on a galloping camel bears several resemblances to energetic sex with an enormously strong and very ugly woman. — Mark Lawrence

When I want to draw a camel I no longer limit myself, as I once did, to looking only at camels. — Jean Dubuffet

Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel."
-Phil Lewis of LA Guns — R. Gayle Hawkins

I'm gonna do the whole bedroom in camel color - it's an old lady color. — Amy Sedaris

He runs like a camel. A really pissed off camel. — Art Donovan

Why did one straw break the camel's back?
Here's the secret:
The million other straws underneath it. — Mos Def

And so it easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a teenager to enter the kingdom of heaven listening to the Dave Matthews Band. — Douglas Wilson

Seed of a syphilitic she-camel, — Anne McCaffrey

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph on a bad-tempered camel. — Ian Tregillis

I want to know about the future because I'm a man," the camel driver had said to the seer. "And men always live their lives based on the future." The — Paulo Coelho

I never thought of God as humorous," said Father Stone. "The Creator of the platypus, the camel, the ostrich, and man? Oh, come now! — Ray Bradbury

When I got to Grinnell College, I was part of the black turtleneck sweater and Camel cigarette crowd of poets and writers. — Peter Coyote

It is the last straw that breaks the camel's back. — Charles Dickens

My lady had the body of a siren, the face of a goddess, and the mind of an Armenian camel dealer. — Louis L'Amour

If you want to know what the camel stole from your kitchen yesterday, then you shouldn;t slit open its stomach. You should stare into its arsehole. — Jussi Adler-Olsen

Love and pregnancy and riding on a camel cannot be hid — Dave Barry

Don't worry girls ... I have the bladder of a camel ... — Joanne McClean

When I take action, I'm not going to fire a $2 million missile at a $10 empty tent and hit a camel in the butt. It's going to be decisive. — George W. Bush

It's a one of a kind, camel-toe couch. For when yoga pants aren't enough. — H.M. Ward

There is a better chance of seeing a camel pass through the eye of a needle than of seeing a really great man 'discovered' through an election. — Adolf Hitler

How would she find her herd? How would she find you? — Lucy Christopher

A peasant can no more help believing in a traditional superstition than a horse can help trembling when be sees a camel. — George Eliot

On some nights I take a little laudanum and a few months ago Mrs Abernetty recommended pillows stuffed with camel hair. She was absolutely right. — Anthony Horowitz

Will I end up in Hell along with the Hamburger Helping Hand, Joe Camel and Wendy, the Snapple Lady? — Augusten Burroughs

Three metamorphoses of the spirit have I designated to you: how the
spirit became a camel, the camel a lion, and the lion at last a child. — Friedrich Nietzsche

Never miss a party ... good for the nerves
like celery. — F Scott Fitzgerald

Straw met camel's back. Breaking commenced. — Jennifer Lynn Barnes

The wise camel is not swayed by desert mirages; instead, it trudges on, in search for true water. — Ridley Pearson

Death is a black camel, which kneels at the gates of all. — Abdelkader El Djezairi

A camel looks like a horse that was planned by a committee. — Alec Issigonis

The camel has a single hump, The dromedary, two; Or else the other way around; I'm never sure. Are you? — Ogden Nash

And your stupid camel mask ... — Dean Ambrose

A camel is a very awkward animal to ride, and it's very hard to get used to because they're not very graceful. — Gigi Hadid

At 20 a man is a peacock, at 30 a lion, at 40 a camel, at 50 a serpent, at 60 a dog, at 70 an ape, and at 80 nothing — Baltasar Gracian

Are you in a desert? Then be a camel! Be compatible with the reality! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

My father said the weakest camel draws the wolves."
"Mine told me to hide until the wolves go away," Abban replied. — Peter V. Brett

Here, said the nuggety bald fixture. You look dry as a camel's cookie. — Tim Winton

Vimes awoke with a noseful of camel. There are far worse awakenings, but not as many as you might think. — Terry Pratchett

A camel is a horse designed by committee. — Alec Issigonis

Sooner will a camel pass through a needle's eye than a great man be "discovered" by an election. — Adolf Hitler

I smoke so much. Three packs a day ... I went to the bathroom, a camel came out of my ass. — Dave Attell

Now picture the suspenders attached to a pair of sweatpants. This vision is what first led me to coin the term camel balls. — Chelsea Handler

Then when Gladys Knight came in to do my songs that was the straw that broke the camel's back. — Brenda Holloway

Many people still believe that "tough guy" means having a camel type muscles rather than a lion heart. — M.F. Moonzajer

I was surprised at her gentleness, her willingness to give in. — Lucy Christopher

A man needs no camel to ride to hell, yea, nor horse, nor mule; a man may ride into hell on his tongue ... — Terry Pratchett

As a camel kneels before his master to have him remove his burden at the end of the day, so kneel each night and let the Master take your burden. — Corrie Ten Boom

The cold breeze and the cold of Richard's Camel were mixing like joy and remorse. — Jonathan Franzen

The covetous man is like a camel with a great hunch on his back; heaven's gate must be made Higher and broader, or he will hardly get in. — Thomas Adams

Is there a right end of a camel for your head to be in? — Dani J. Caile

Again I tell you it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God. — Anonymous

We can't imagine deserts without camel caravans and we can't imagine wisdom without the teachings of solitude and silence! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

I'm a natural-born ninja saddled with the awkward grace of a drunk camel. — Tabi Card

Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel.' Sign in Skardu — Greg Mortenson

Christ on a pus-dripping syphilitic camel, — Ian Tregillis

Camel trips, as I suspected all along, and as I was about to have confirmed, do not being or end: they mere change form. — Robyn Davidson

The difference between camels and men; a camel can work a week and not drink; a man can drink a week and not work. — Julian Tuwim

It is a new year....It is time to get...back on the camel"
-Mr.Black — Jennifer Niven

Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel. — G.K. Chesterton

I refer to jet lag as 'jet-psychosis - there's an old saying that the spirit cannot move faster than a camel. — Spalding Gray

A camel makes an elephant feel like a jet plane. — Jackie Kennedy

Passion in a dromedary doesn't go so deep; a camel when it's mating never sobs itself to sleep. — Noel Coward

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. — Ilona Andrews