Camel Quotes
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Camel Quotes & Sayings
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I want to ride a camel to the club and valet that shit.
— Samantha Irby
It's easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to make a blues record.
— Hugh Laurie
Pompous worm-faced snob-head camel turd.
— Tui T. Sutherland
The arabs are a backward people who eat nothing but camel dung.
— Winston Churchill
There is no logical reason why the camel of great art should pass through the needle of mob intelligence.
— Rebecca West
There are two parts to the equation: feel good + take action. The ancient Sufi proverb says; Trust in Allah, but first tie your camel to a post.
— Andrew Matthews
Hey, new girl. You know the straw that broke the camel's back? Is that the same thing as the last straw?
— Stephanie Danler
It's the oasis," said the camel driver."Well, why don't we go there right now?" the boy asked.
"Because we have to sleep. — Paulo Coelho
A camel may be a horse designed by a committee, but a horse was designed by a woman.
— Chloe Thurlow
What do we learn from the camel caravans? If you endure very hard conditions, you shall reach your challenging destination sooner or later!
— Mehmet Murat Ildan
Take off that darn fur coat! ... Or maybe you'd like to have us open all the windows.
— F Scott Fitzgerald
the senile, lecherous expression of a camel.
— Yann Martel
You walk into the room like a camel and then put your eyes in your pockets and your nose on the ground.
— Bob Dylan
We don't like flowers that do not wilt; they must die, and nine she-camel hairs aid memory.
— Marianne Moore
What is heavy? so asks the spirit that would bear much, and then kneels down like the camel, and wants to be well laden.
— Friedrich Nietzsche
Expediency is a law of nature. The camel is a wonderful animal, but the desert made the camel.
— Benjamin Disraeli
Beware the camel's nose - for its whole body will soon follow.
— Matthew Pearl
Take my camel, dear,' said my aunt Dot, climbing down from that animal on her return from high Mass.
— Rose Macaulay
trust the universe (or God), but tether your camel.
— Teri Meehan
And I got myself a camel," Cordy finished with a smile.Lex stared at her. "Why?"
"Duh, Lex, because I can . — Gina Damico
A camel that always moves with the camel caravan cannot discover the beauties of the unknown oases!
— Mehmet Murat Ildan
A camel is a horse designed by a committee and a committee's a sweet running piece of machinery compared to any government.
— Gordon R. Dickson
The camel's hump is an ugly lump,Which well you might see at the zoo.
But uglier yet is the hump we get,
For having to little to do. — Rudyard Kipling
Being on a galloping camel bears several resemblances to energetic sex with an enormously strong and very ugly woman.
— Mark Lawrence
When I want to draw a camel I no longer limit myself, as I once did, to looking only at camels.
— Jean Dubuffet
Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel."-Phil Lewis of LA Guns — R. Gayle Hawkins
He runs like a camel. A really pissed off camel.
— Art Donovan
Why did one straw break the camel's back?Here's the secret:
The million other straws underneath it. — Mos Def
And so it easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a teenager to enter the kingdom of heaven listening to the Dave Matthews Band.
— Douglas Wilson
Seed of a syphilitic she-camel,
— Anne McCaffrey
Jesus, Mary, and Joseph on a bad-tempered camel.
— Ian Tregillis
I never thought of God as humorous," said Father Stone. "The Creator of the platypus, the camel, the ostrich, and man? Oh, come now!
— Ray Bradbury
When I got to Grinnell College, I was part of the black turtleneck sweater and Camel cigarette crowd of poets and writers.
— Peter Coyote
It is the last straw that breaks the camel's back.
— Charles Dickens
My lady had the body of a siren, the face of a goddess, and the mind of an Armenian camel dealer.
— Louis L'Amour
If you want to know what the camel stole from your kitchen yesterday, then you shouldn;t slit open its stomach. You should stare into its arsehole.
— Jussi Adler-Olsen
Don't worry girls ... I have the bladder of a camel ...
— Joanne McClean
When I take action, I'm not going to fire a $2 million missile at a $10 empty tent and hit a camel in the butt. It's going to be decisive.
— George W. Bush
How would she find her herd? How would she find you?
— Lucy Christopher
A peasant can no more help believing in a traditional superstition than a horse can help trembling when be sees a camel.
— George Eliot
On some nights I take a little laudanum and a few months ago Mrs Abernetty recommended pillows stuffed with camel hair. She was absolutely right.
— Anthony Horowitz
Will I end up in Hell along with the Hamburger Helping Hand, Joe Camel and Wendy, the Snapple Lady?
— Augusten Burroughs
Three metamorphoses of the spirit have I designated to you: how thespirit became a camel, the camel a lion, and the lion at last a child. — Friedrich Nietzsche
Never miss a party ... good for the nerveslike celery. — F Scott Fitzgerald
Straw met camel's back. Breaking commenced.
— Jennifer Lynn Barnes
The wise camel is not swayed by desert mirages; instead, it trudges on, in search for true water.
— Ridley Pearson
Death is a black camel, which kneels at the gates of all.
— Abdelkader El Djezairi
A camel looks like a horse that was planned by a committee.
— Alec Issigonis
The camel has a single hump, The dromedary, two; Or else the other way around; I'm never sure. Are you?
— Ogden Nash
And your stupid camel mask ...
— Dean Ambrose
A camel is a very awkward animal to ride, and it's very hard to get used to because they're not very graceful.
— Gigi Hadid
At 20 a man is a peacock, at 30 a lion, at 40 a camel, at 50 a serpent, at 60 a dog, at 70 an ape, and at 80 nothing
— Baltasar Gracian
Are you in a desert? Then be a camel! Be compatible with the reality!
— Mehmet Murat Ildan
My father said the weakest camel draws the wolves.""Mine told me to hide until the wolves go away," Abban replied. — Peter V. Brett
Vimes awoke with a noseful of camel. There are far worse awakenings, but not as many as you might think.
— Terry Pratchett
A camel is a horse designed by committee.
— Alec Issigonis
Sooner will a camel pass through a needle's eye than a great man be "discovered" by an election.
— Adolf Hitler
I smoke so much. Three packs a day ... I went to the bathroom, a camel came out of my ass.
— Dave Attell
Now picture the suspenders attached to a pair of sweatpants. This vision is what first led me to coin the term camel balls.
— Chelsea Handler
Then when Gladys Knight came in to do my songs that was the straw that broke the camel's back.
— Brenda Holloway
Many people still believe that "tough guy" means having a camel type muscles rather than a lion heart.
— M.F. Moonzajer
I was surprised at her gentleness, her willingness to give in.
— Lucy Christopher
A man needs no camel to ride to hell, yea, nor horse, nor mule; a man may ride into hell on his tongue ...
— Terry Pratchett
As a camel kneels before his master to have him remove his burden at the end of the day, so kneel each night and let the Master take your burden.
— Corrie Ten Boom
The cold breeze and the cold of Richard's Camel were mixing like joy and remorse.
— Jonathan Franzen
Is there a right end of a camel for your head to be in?
— Dani J. Caile
We can't imagine deserts without camel caravans and we can't imagine wisdom without the teachings of solitude and silence!
— Mehmet Murat Ildan
Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel.' Sign in Skardu
— Greg Mortenson
Christ on a pus-dripping syphilitic camel,
— Ian Tregillis
Camel trips, as I suspected all along, and as I was about to have confirmed, do not being or end: they mere change form.
— Robyn Davidson
The difference between camels and men; a camel can work a week and not drink; a man can drink a week and not work.
— Julian Tuwim
It is a new year....It is time to get...back on the camel"-Mr.Black — Jennifer Niven
Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel.
— G.K. Chesterton
I refer to jet lag as 'jet-psychosis - there's an old saying that the spirit cannot move faster than a camel.
— Spalding Gray
A camel makes an elephant feel like a jet plane.
— Jackie Kennedy
