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If the prodigal son had never left home, the fatted calf would still be alive. — Chuck Palahniuk

You know the Ark of Israel and the calf of Belial were both made of gold. Religion has never yet changed the metal of her one adoration. — Ouida

Martin Luther King taught us all nonviolence. I was told to extend nonviolence to the mother and her calf. — Dick Gregory

Goose [pen] bee [wax] and calf [parchment] govern the world.
[Lat., Anser, apie, vitellus, populus et regna gubernant.] — James Howell

A boy in love is not mainly a calf but a poet. — Robert Wilson Lynd

I have a stab wound on my left hip and one on my thigh and a slash mark across my right calf. I have a bottle stab wound on my left calf. — Jonah Lomu

A man's death is not a calf's, and the dreaded Hereafter may still be open to me. — Bram Stoker

Calf love doesn't usually survive amputation, Your Majesty. — Megan Whalen Turner

A good education is usually harmful to a dancer. A good calf is better than a good head. — Agnes De Mille

Our fathers worshiped the golden calf. The worst you can say of an American now is, he worships the gold of the calf. — Robert Green Ingersoll

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. — Woody Allen

I ruptured my plantaris muscle. It runs through the calf and goes down the side of your achilles and stretches right to the heel. — Lee Westwood

A silent cry of the inmost heart for the mother, like the lowing of a calf in the twilight, - this — Rabindranath Tagore

Every reformation must have its victims. You can't expect the fatted calf to share the enthusiasm of the angels over the prodigal's return. — Saki

Joe Lieberman may be Moses on the stump, but when it comes to policies and votes, he boogies with the Golden Calf. — Don Feder

Be a clown , be a clown, All the world loves a clown. Act the fool , play the calf, And you'll always have the last laugh . — Cole Porter

As a calf follows its mother among a thousand cows, so the (good or bad) deeds of a man follow him. — Chanakya

Stay away from milk. It is nature's perfect food - but only if you are a calf. — Mark Hyman

Well, well. Kill the fatted calf and all that. The prodigals have returned. — Cassandra Clare

My days are spent wrangling children, chipping dried manure from boots, washing jeans, and frying calf nuts. — Ree Drummond

Thou art very Trinculo indeed! How cam'st thou to be seize of this moon calf? Can he vent Trinculos? — William Shakespeare

If Jesus had known that his image would end up on Justin Bieber's calf, he would've never started Christianity. — Natasha Leggero

The cow is an exceptionally loving and gentle creature. She cries for days when her calf is taken from her. It is a pitiful sound, a pitiful sound. — Helen Weston

My mind was spinning in so many different directions I didn't know whether to laugh, cry, or eat a fried calf testicle. — Elle Casey

A book in a man's brain is better off than a book bound in calf - at any rate it is safer from criticism. — Herman Melville

If you're eating or drinking something made from cow's milk, it's because a calf chained in a box somewhere isn't. — Dan Piraro

If you view life as a gold rush, you're going to end up worshiping a golden calf. — Cornel West

Milk contains growth hormones designed by Mother Nature to put a few hundred pounds on a baby calf within a few months. — Michael Greger

Jesus prefers to eat with the corrupt rather than the self righteous. In the zone of Grace, there is always a fatted calf. — Andre Van Zyl

There will be no beautiful widow with Persian eyes sitting at your grave. And teary-eyed kids won't be asking: "Papa, papa, can you hear us? — Ilya Ilf

Refusing to accept God's love because we're unworthy - of course we're unworthy! - is another golden calf. — Madeleine L'Engle

America leads the world at present in golden-calf production. — Eugene H. Peterson

I don't suppose we'll ever see them again. I hope this will be a lesson to me - cutting up silly didos on the bank like a two-weeks-old calf! — Walter R. Brooks

Instead, I have the alien version of Grumpy Cat, and he just roped and tied me like a calf at a rodeo. Asshole. — Ruby Dixon

They did attack our herds: you could have seen a woman pull a calf to pieces as it bellowed alive in her bare hands! — Euripides

Sex. A good-looking intense man with black, hungry eyes, and she fell like a lovesick calf. Sex. It ruined many otherwise sane women. — Christine Feehan

That's more interesting than a two-headed calf singing "Some Velvet Morning" in tight harmony. — Richard Kadrey

It's a real valley when I talk about veal. And calf roping. People were sensitive about calf roping. Which I think is quite funny. — Gary Gulman

I recall how I suspected at the time that my young friend was indulging in her first bout of calf love. — Margaret Westhaven

I directed a movie back in the '90s which had calf roping in it, and I got into it quite a bit back then. — Dennis Quaid