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Can this really call itself a cake when its main ingredients are cheese and carrots?
— Sarra Manning
If I can tell my story, and help anybody else in the interim, then that's icing on the cake.
— Jeff Conaway
So how did he look at me?""Like it was his birthday and you were the cake. — Karen Marie Moning
I'm not on a diet. And it's funny cause people go 'Well, then why do you drink diet soda?' So I can eat regular cake.
— Gabriel Iglesias
I'm the frosting on America's cake, and tonight I'm willing to let you lick the bowl.
— Stephen Colbert
My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it.
— Boris Johnson
Libido, fascination, too much oral defecation. White trash get down on your knees, time for cake and sodomy.
— Marilyn Manson
Love is when you have a really amazing piece of cake, and it's the very last piece, but you let him have it.
— E. Lockhart
I'm going to die. And as if that weren't bad enough, I'm going to die inside a cake.
— Peter H. Fogtdal
Joey looked confused and horrified, like a stripper bursting out of a cake only to realize she's been accidentally delivered to a baby shower.
— Justin Halpern
I was the girl with cake batter in her hair, egg on her shirt and her foot in her mouth. Always.
— Kari Luna
You cannot eat your cake and have your cake.
— Miguel De Cervantes
Repetitiveness and discipline are the secrets of cake decorating. The art comes from the meticulous technique, the way it does for a dancer.
— Ron Ben-Israel
Observing and commenting, it is a piece of cake.Experiencing and sharing, that is a piece of work. — Toba Beta
And said she was having meatballs and wedding cake for dinner.
— Janet Evanovich
The sounds lulled Janie to soft slumber and she woke up with Tea Cake combing her hair
— Zora Neale Hurston
I was born and raised with crocodiles; they are a piece of cake. But kids are so ... unpredictable.
— Steve Irwin
Climate change policies cannot be the frosting on the cake of development; they must be baked into the recipe of growth and social development.
— Robert Zoellick
Tea Cake went out and wandered around. Saw the hand of horror on everything.
— Zora Neale Hurston
There's a capacity for appetite ... that a whole heaven and earth of cake can't satisfy
— John Steinbeck
Pie can't compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it's a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody's drunk in the kitchen.
— Jim Gaffigan
Nobody gets everything in this life. You decide your priorities and you make your choices. I'd decided long ago that any cake I had would be eaten.
— Donald E. Westlake
Get married with the feeling it is going to last. Not like the bride I know who doubled the wedding cake recipe and froze one.
— Phyllis Diller
Cast bread upon the water and it comes back chocolate cake!
— Barbara B. Appelbaum
The kiss. The kiss. The kiss. It was chocolate cake and fizzy passion and goose bumps. No one had ever kissed me like that.
— Tarryn Fisher
Francine looked up and mouthed, "Thank you." "any titme," I lied.
— Sloane Crosley
Let's go to the cafeteria," Will says, "and eat cake.
— Veronica Roth
Mess is fairly good. It is like what is found in American hotels except for cake and pie.
— Knute Nelson
I just celebrated my fourth birthday on the set, my fourth birthday cake. So it's been awhile and, you know, I grew up with these guys.
— Hayden Panettiere
British humour is very cruel. It's my favourite kind of humour; if it isn't cruel and funny it doesn't really cut the cake for me.
— Jason Sellards
Foodstuffs absolved of the obligation to provide vitamins and minerals cavorted with reckless abandon.
— Michael Lewis
You cannot eat your cake and have it.
— James Joyce
Cakes are special. Every birthday, every celebration ends with something sweet, a cake, and people remember. It's all about the memories.
— Buddy Valastro
You, little bird, are welcome to any and all of my cookies. I'd even share my cake with you.
— Lauren Dane
A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it.
— Danielle Steel
TLC should stand for Toddlers, Lunatics, and Cake.
— Natasha Leggero
I hate you. I hate you like the girl who hates cake because it makes her fat and she can't stop eating it.
— Coco J. Ginger
Wouldst thou both eat thy cake and have it?
— George Herbert
In life one cannot eat his cake and have it, too; he must make his choice and then do the best he can to be content to go the way his judgment leads.
— Clarence Darrow
In fact, for dessert, I'll skip the rest of the cake and take one order of sexy single dad, please.
— Lauren Blakely
My stomach rumbles.Plates of cookies, cake, and fudge.
Christmastime is here. — Richelle E. Goodrich
If you'd told em you killed a blind gramma, they'd have stayed to eat the pizza and cake. Free is free.
— Stephen King
Do not envy others. If someone gets a larger piece of cake, be happy for them. They'll get fat and you'll stay thin.
— Frederick Lenz
Life is sometimes sad and often dull, but there are currants in the cake, and here is one of them.
— Nancy Mitford
In both marriage and war you must cut up the things people say like a cake and eat only what you can stomach.
— Catherynne M Valente
How do you express a skinny blonde werewolf and a former toad in a cake?
— Elizabeth A. Reeves
You can have diabetes and have a piece of cake. You cannot have diabetes and eat a whole cake.
— Paula Deen
I wonder wether it is possible to stay delirious and in love when you've been together for a long time.
— Carole Matthews
If I propose to myself and myself says yes, I get to have the cake, right? I love me, so I'm thinking 12 tiers.
— Michelle M. Pillow
Cake is the only thing that matters.
— Allie Brosh
I tried to bake a cake for my mother's birthday - it took me four hours. It was terrible, and I cried for three days.
— Rachael Ray
Now I am in to fat chains, sex and techs, fly new chicks, new kicks, I love you like a fat kid love cake. — Curtis Jackson
Oh, yes, sir. And the Soul Cake Duck. And the Sandman. And Death.
— Terry Pratchett
We were late among the living, and by the time God got to us ice was already slipping from the poles as if from an imperfectly decorated cake.
— William H Gass
Come, eate thy fill of this thy God's white loaf. It's food too fine for Angels, yet come, take and eate thy fill. It's Heaven's Sugar Cake.
— Edward Taylor
He's as hot, smooth, and rich as a lava cake. And he makes politics thrilling," she says.
— Katy Evans
Love love and cherish life. Also, just eat the cake.
— Aaron Paul
If life is a birthday cake let my face be smeared with its icing of cognac and kindness.
— Aberjhani
I think being successful in comedy is being funny and making jokes - anything beyond that is the icing on the cake.
— Jimmy Carr
For oaths are straws, men's faiths are wafer-cakes,And hold-fast is the only dog. — William Shakespeare
The visitors sat down, languid, and content to rest. Seecombe brought cake and wine.
— Daphne Du Maurier
You can't have your cake and eat it too. Let them eat croissants.
— Brian Spellman
