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Can this really call itself a cake when its main ingredients are cheese and carrots? — Sarra Manning

If I can tell my story, and help anybody else in the interim, then that's icing on the cake. — Jeff Conaway

So how did he look at me?"
"Like it was his birthday and you were the cake. — Karen Marie Moning

He was hot like lava and sexy like cake. Wait, like lava cake. Yum. — Penny Reid

I'm not on a diet. And it's funny cause people go 'Well, then why do you drink diet soda?' So I can eat regular cake. — Gabriel Iglesias

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Fell asleep next to that cake and had a money dream — King Louie

I'm the frosting on America's cake, and tonight I'm willing to let you lick the bowl. — Stephen Colbert

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. — Boris Johnson

Libido, fascination, too much oral defecation. White trash get down on your knees, time for cake and sodomy. — Marilyn Manson

Love is when you have a really amazing piece of cake, and it's the very last piece, but you let him have it. — E. Lockhart

Cake is one of life's great wonders, and who would deny wonder to a child? — Lauren Child

I'm going to die. And as if that weren't bad enough, I'm going to die inside a cake. — Peter H. Fogtdal

Joey looked confused and horrified, like a stripper bursting out of a cake only to realize she's been accidentally delivered to a baby shower. — Justin Halpern

Where there is cake, there is hope. And there is always cake. — Dean Koontz

I was the girl with cake batter in her hair, egg on her shirt and her foot in her mouth. Always. — Kari Luna

You cannot eat your cake and have your cake. — Miguel De Cervantes

This isn't food." Bram picked up a lavender-iced cake between thumb and finger and stared at it. "This is ... edible ornamentation. — Tessa Dare

Repetitiveness and discipline are the secrets of cake decorating. The art comes from the meticulous technique, the way it does for a dancer. — Ron Ben-Israel

Observing and commenting, it is a piece of cake.
Experiencing and sharing, that is a piece of work. — Toba Beta

I learned basic cookery from my mom, taught myself cake techniques and then got fed up with my own cakes not looking as good as the ones in the shops. — Jane Asher

And said she was having meatballs and wedding cake for dinner. — Janet Evanovich

The sounds lulled Janie to soft slumber and she woke up with Tea Cake combing her hair — Zora Neale Hurston

I was born and raised with crocodiles; they are a piece of cake. But kids are so ... unpredictable. — Steve Irwin

If she made a cake for him, she'd use salt in place of sugar-and lots of it. — Lorraine Heath

Climate change policies cannot be the frosting on the cake of development; they must be baked into the recipe of growth and social development. — Robert Zoellick

Tea Cake went out and wandered around. Saw the hand of horror on everything. — Zora Neale Hurston

There's a capacity for appetite ... that a whole heaven and earth of cake can't satisfy — John Steinbeck

I thought of the past and how one should have respect for it, like the elderly. — Sloane Crosley

Pie can't compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it's a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody's drunk in the kitchen. — Jim Gaffigan

When is cake ever for hunger? It's for flavor and, in this case, comfort. — Menna Van Praag

Spreadable butter is wonderful for cake-making: it's much easier to cream than the block type and slightly lighter because it's blended with oil. — Jane Asher

Nobody gets everything in this life. You decide your priorities and you make your choices. I'd decided long ago that any cake I had would be eaten. — Donald E. Westlake

You can't have your cake and let your neighbour eat it too. — Ayn Rand

Get married with the feeling it is going to last. Not like the bride I know who doubled the wedding cake recipe and froze one. — Phyllis Diller

Cast bread upon the water and it comes back chocolate cake! — Barbara B. Appelbaum

The kiss. The kiss. The kiss. It was chocolate cake and fizzy passion and goose bumps. No one had ever kissed me like that. — Tarryn Fisher

Francine looked up and mouthed, "Thank you." "any titme," I lied. — Sloane Crosley

Let's go to the cafeteria," Will says, "and eat cake. — Veronica Roth

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. — Cilla Black

I got me a fine wife and I got me old fiddle, when the suns coming up I got cakes on the griddle. And life ain't nothing, but a funny, funny riddle. — John Denver

Mess is fairly good. It is like what is found in American hotels except for cake and pie. — Knute Nelson

She delighted in serving her guests a soothing cup of coffee, a slice of cake, and when the occasion called for it, a prayer of encouragement. — Max Lucado

Life is what u make it,if you want yours to be a cake just go ahead and bake it — Mthavalover

I just celebrated my fourth birthday on the set, my fourth birthday cake. So it's been awhile and, you know, I grew up with these guys. — Hayden Panettiere

British humour is very cruel. It's my favourite kind of humour; if it isn't cruel and funny it doesn't really cut the cake for me. — Jason Sellards

Foodstuffs absolved of the obligation to provide vitamins and minerals cavorted with reckless abandon. — Michael Lewis

I have two children, and they know that I never pass up a piece of cake, ever. — Lisa Rinna

There is nothing, she would think, more delicious that the icing of bought chocolate cake, eaten in the silence and privacy of the night. — Fay Weldon

You cannot eat your cake and have it. — James Joyce

Cakes are special. Every birthday, every celebration ends with something sweet, a cake, and people remember. It's all about the memories. — Buddy Valastro

Where there's cake, there's hope. And there's always cake. — Dean Koontz

There aren't many things in life better than books, tea and cake — Jen Campbell

Apple, candy apple, funnel cake, cotton candy, and a root beer float. — Wendy Mass

You, little bird, are welcome to any and all of my cookies. I'd even share my cake with you. — Lauren Dane

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. — Danielle Steel

TLC should stand for Toddlers, Lunatics, and Cake. — Natasha Leggero

We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake. — Adam Riess

I hate you. I hate you like the girl who hates cake because it makes her fat and she can't stop eating it. — Coco J. Ginger

Wouldst thou both eat thy cake and have it? — George Herbert

Philosophy only seems to offer endless dispute, with no cakes and ale. — Keith Ward

In life one cannot eat his cake and have it, too; he must make his choice and then do the best he can to be content to go the way his judgment leads. — Clarence Darrow

I make no apology for preoccupying myself with architecture, television, conceptual art, restaurants and Jane Asher's cakes. — Will Self

I wasn't an expert on feelings, but Amma's were all stirred up in cake batter, and she wasn't about to share them. She'd rather give away the cake. — Kami Garcia

In fact, for dessert, I'll skip the rest of the cake and take one order of sexy single dad, please. — Lauren Blakely

I want my cake and I wanna eat it too,
I wanna have fun and be inlove with you.. — Lana Del Rey

My stomach rumbles.
Plates of cookies, cake, and fudge.
Christmastime is here. — Richelle E. Goodrich

If you'd told em you killed a blind gramma, they'd have stayed to eat the pizza and cake. Free is free. — Stephen King

Do not envy others. If someone gets a larger piece of cake, be happy for them. They'll get fat and you'll stay thin. — Frederick Lenz

Life is sometimes sad and often dull, but there are currants in the cake, and here is one of them. — Nancy Mitford

her ribs hugged her heart and the air went back to tasting like birthday cake. He — C.C. Hunter

The icing on the cake is when other people enjoy your vision and support what you do. — Cise Star

In both marriage and war you must cut up the things people say like a cake and eat only what you can stomach. — Catherynne M Valente

How do you express a skinny blonde werewolf and a former toad in a cake? — Elizabeth A. Reeves

What I really do is take real plums and put them in an imaginary cake. — Mary McCarthy

You can have diabetes and have a piece of cake. You cannot have diabetes and eat a whole cake. — Paula Deen

And you look beautiful," she added.
"I look like a cake."
"But a beautiful cake. — Andrea Cremer

I wonder wether it is possible to stay delirious and in love when you've been together for a long time. — Carole Matthews

If I propose to myself and myself says yes, I get to have the cake, right? I love me, so I'm thinking 12 tiers. — Michelle M. Pillow

He said at another time that she had no heart; and he added in a moment that she had given it all away - in small pieces, like a frosted wedding-cake. — Henry James

Cake is the only thing that matters. — Allie Brosh

I tried to bake a cake for my mother's birthday - it took me four hours. It was terrible, and I cried for three days. — Rachael Ray

I live like a monk: with one toothbrush, one cake of soap, and a pot of cream. — Greta Garbo

Now I am in to fat chains, sex and techs, fly new chicks, new kicks,
I love you like a fat kid love cake. — Curtis Jackson

Oh, yes, sir. And the Soul Cake Duck. And the Sandman. And Death. — Terry Pratchett

The Forbidden Forest looked as though it had been enchanted, each tree smattered with silver, and Hagrid's cabin looked like an iced cake. — J.K. Rowling

A girl had to do what a girl had to do and it looked as if this girl's immediate future included chicken Caesar salad, chocolate cake, and Cary Grant. — Leslie Meier

We were late among the living, and by the time God got to us ice was already slipping from the poles as if from an imperfectly decorated cake. — William H Gass

When you're stressed, you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. — Anonymous

No one could tell me not to eat an entire cake - not my mom, not Santa, not God - no one. It was my cake and everyone else could go fuck themselves. — Allie Brosh

Come, eate thy fill of this thy God's white loaf. It's food too fine for Angels, yet come, take and eate thy fill. It's Heaven's Sugar Cake. — Edward Taylor

He's as hot, smooth, and rich as a lava cake. And he makes politics thrilling," she says. — Katy Evans

Love love and cherish life. Also, just eat the cake. — Aaron Paul

They will find the cake and they will gobble it up, because, having no mother, they don't know how dangerous 'tis to eat rich damp cake. — J.M. Barrie

If life is a birthday cake let my face be smeared with its icing of cognac and kindness. — Aberjhani

I think being successful in comedy is being funny and making jokes - anything beyond that is the icing on the cake. — Jimmy Carr

They don't have to choose either/or. They can have their cake and mutilate it too. — Rob Thurman

For oaths are straws, men's faiths are wafer-cakes,
And hold-fast is the only dog. — William Shakespeare

The visitors sat down, languid, and content to rest. Seecombe brought cake and wine. — Daphne Du Maurier

You can't have your cake and eat it too. Let them eat croissants. — Brian Spellman

The real me now may not be thin but she's got the cake and, if she likes, can eat it too. — Arabella Weir