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The fear of death is why we build cathedrals, have children, declare war, and watch cat videos online at three a.m.
— Caitlin Doughty
You're my addiction, Caitlin, keeping me sane at the same time as driving me crazy.
— Lindsay J. Pryor
Self-harm - the world will come at you with knives anyway. You do not need to beat them to it.
— Caitlin Moran
Men threatened by feminism either don't understand it or don't like that they now have to modify their own shitty behavior.
— Caitlin Stasey
Before finding the one you have to find your furtre
— Caitlin Scott
Mother Nature, as Tennyson said, is "red in tooth and claw," demolishing every beautiful thing she has ever created.
— Caitlin Doughty
Most women I know love the idea of fashion, but the practicalities that go with it are just distressing.
— Caitlin Moran
I sit at my desk, and I do not know where the words are hidden!
— Caitlin Moran
And of course, the deepest irony about the young being cynical is that they are the ones that need to move, and dance, and trust the most.
— Caitlin Moran
I've undoubtedly offended people, but in the end, I've learned the people that will understand are the people I want to connect to, anyway.
— Caitlin Stasey
I wish I was Bill Murray. I hope everything I've read about evolution is wrong, and I eventually evolve into him. It's one of only three plans I have.
— Caitlin Moran
There is no crueler or more inappropriate present to give a child than estrogen and a big pair of tits.
— Caitlin Moran
I could never stand to be a writer. Not a real writer. It's entirely too awful, having thoughts that refuse to become sentences.
— Caitlin R. Kiernan
March against size-zero models, risible pornography, lap-dancing clubs, and Botox. We don't need to
— Caitlin Moran
The more scared children are, the tighter they hug you.
— Caitlin Moran
I wish I could give up smoking, but it does taste so delicious.
— Caitlin Moran
Benedict Cumberbatch is very beautiful.
— Caitlin Moran
I can't think of anything I hate more than a former punk - they are the most self-righteous people in the world.
— Caitlin Moran
You smell pretty tasty.
Just what every girl wants to hear. — Caitlin Kittredge
Just what every girl wants to hear. — Caitlin Kittredge
[On journalists:] They are as disruptive a menace to the public body: as grating turds in the intestines are to the private body.
— Caitlin Thomas
Too often, it occurs to him that he's lived just long enough to have completely outlived the world that made sense to him, the world where he fit. He
— Caitlin R. Kiernan
There is this malign curse laid on dipsomaniacs. That they must absolutely have a drink: in order to feel strong enough to stop drinking.
— Caitlin Thomas
THERE ARE MEN OUT THERE HAVING SEX WITH BICYCLES. Men don't remotely care if you're wearing sexy underpants or not.
— Caitlin Moran
Anybody who drinks seriously is poor: so poor, poor, extra poor, me.
— Caitlin Thomas
Fearful as reality is, it is less fearful than evasions of reality.
— Caitlin Thomas
So, here are my windows, stained all with me.
— Caitlin R. Kiernan
We were all wondering - could you stop the maracas
— Caitlin Moran
Accepting your own mortality is like eating your vegetables: You may not want to do it, but it's good for you.
— Caitlin Doughty
My father was a writer; I've known a lot of children of writers - daughters and sons of writers, and it can be a hard way to grow up.
— Caitlin Flanagan
But when women are asked when they're going to have children, there is, in actually, another darker, more pertinent question lying underneath it.
— Caitlin Moran
All time is now.
— Caitlin Lynagh
Mental health is seen as a massive drag to have to write about - worthy, dull. Something you should 'have' to read / write about.
— Caitlin Moran
Women's bodies do not give up their babies so easily, and so silently, is the message. The heart will always remember.
— Caitlin Moran
I am usually at my most brutally forthright when making shit up. That's the paradox of me.
— Caitlin R. Kiernan
What makes us brave isn't lacking the good sence to be afraid; it's looking back at what we've lived through and seeing if we've faced it well.
— Caitlin R. Kiernan
When you live in a small house with five younger siblings, it's actually far more sensible - and much quicker - to cry alone.
— Caitlin Moran
Love is like a promise. Once you break it.. it doesn't come back unless you really fight for it.
— Caitlin Rose
A book may only be judged for what it is, not what you'd like it to be.
— Caitlin R. Kiernan
Brothers didn't make life easier, not even the jinxed sort of life we'd found ourselves in, I decided. They were tailored by evolution to be annoying.
— Caitlin Kittredge
Amnesty International Survey found that 25 percent of people believe a woman is to blame for being raped if she dresses provocatively.
— Caitlin Moran
I like a little bit of revolution. I think it's a very good hobby for a young woman. Better than squash.
— Caitlin Moran
If you're a writer, you just keep following the path - keep going deeper and deeper into the things that interest you.
— Caitlin Flanagan
Let's all go and be feminists in the pub.
— Caitlin Moran
turn our unsaid things into our life's work.
— Caitlin Moran
There is not much to enjoy in a layer of inorganic human bone dusted behind one's ear or gathered underneath a fingernail,
— Caitlin Doughty
I've worked very hard to become comfortable with how death works and why it happens. I now know that death isn't out to get me.
— Caitlin Doughty
If you can find a frock you look nice in and can run up three flights of stairs, you're not fat.
— Caitlin Moran
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MR ELTON JOHN!
— Caitlin Moran
I don't care about lasting. I just want right now.
— Caitlin Kittredge
Anger is just fear, brought to the boil.
— Caitlin Moran
People get really scared when women reclaim words, talk about themselves honestly and also make jokes because it's a really unstoppable combination.
— Caitlin Moran
I love puffins. They are small, round gothic birds, and their babies are called pufflings.
— Caitlin Moran
The mere thought of going near a man who is not mellowly pickled, and whose breath reeks of his native fleshy self, is squeamishly unpalatable to me.
— Caitlin Thomas
The actual handbag is neither here nor there
it's what you keep in it that's the most important thing. — Caitlin Moran
it's what you keep in it that's the most important thing. — Caitlin Moran
Normal is a bitter pill that we rail against.
— Caitlin R. Kiernan
I want a Zero Tolerance policy on All The Patriarchal Bullshit.
— Caitlin Moran
The aphorism "If you want something done, ask a busy woman" is in direct acknowledgment of the efficiency boot camp parenthood puts you through.
— Caitlin Moran
Crows don't take from you," Dean said. "They give your soul wings.
— Caitlin Kittredge
The word 'spinster' tells you everything you need to know about our attitude of women who choose not to marry.
— Caitlin Moran
Word of advice, kid. This may be the Wild West down here, but you ain't a cowboy. You're not even a boy in a cowboy suit.
— Caitlin Kittredge
I'm going to be the Beatles of kissing.
— Caitlin Moran
If we ignore our death, we end up just going around completely oblivious to why we do the things we do!
— Caitlin Doughty
Come on, fellow breastkateers - we
— Caitlin Moran
There is no gaiety as gay as the gaiety of grief.
— Caitlin Thomas
...it would be a lie to describe the experience as anything less than exhilarating, the repulsive going hand in hand with the wondrous.
— Caitlin Doughty
'Broad City' is how I wish we could all be, whereas 'Girls' is maybe a more accurate representation of how things are.
— Caitlin Stasey
It's our responsibility as humans to take care of each other.
— Caitlin Crosby
I think that instead of feminism being a political thing, it should be an act of creativity. It's more of a rock n' roll thing.
— Caitlin Moran
Regardless of the shape he took, Cal had a nearly endless capacity for worrywarting.
— Caitlin Kittredge
Jack Black is so funny! On and off screen, like, he would make you laugh every day. He's hilarious.
— Caitlin Hale
If I could be small again, Monique told me at the playground's fence, slurring her words and watching Caitlin sob, I'd want to have a friend like her.
— E.R. Frank
Marriage remains the most efficient engine of disenchantment yet invented.
— Caitlin Flanagan
I am a dead woman. Dead and insane.
— Caitlin R. Kiernan
Death represented a failure of the medical system; it would not be permitted to upset the patients or their families.
— Caitlin Doughty
How can you be dour when you have a tiny duck?
— Caitlin Kittredge
Originality is the most deadly mirage in all of art. You can chase it from now until doomsday, and you'll only find yourself lost and dying of thirst.
— Caitlin R. Kiernan
He was bright, bright, bright, like a lantern above a pub door in November- he made you want to come in and never leave.
— Caitlin Moran
Eva was only a slut. She never had the requisite motivation to be anything so useful or lucrative as a whore.
— Caitlin R. Kiernan
Life divides into amazing enjoyable times and appalling experiences that will make future amazing anecdotes.
— Caitlin Moran
It can be demonstrated from history that no society has ever survived after its family life deteriorated.
— Caitlin Flanagan
Death had brought them all here for a kind of United Nations summit, a roundtable discussion on nonexistence.
— Caitlin Doughty
You think it doesn't really matter if you screw up this time around because you can just sort it all out in paradise
— Caitlin Moran
I get my gossip from 'Nashville' on ABC.
— Caitlin Rose
Once you become poor, tired and time-constrained, you become a much better human being.
— Caitlin Moran
And I think: I could do this. Fuck writing a book about a fat girl and a dragon. I could be a music journalist, instead.
— Caitlin Moran
It demeans a society to rely on random acts of mercy, Johanna.
— Caitlin Moran
I don't trust sentimentality in men; it goes with tyranny; you can't have one without the other.
— Caitlin Thomas
Love can bear anything better than ridicule.
— Caitlin Thomas