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I'm saying, Come on, the global warming thing? How did the ice melt during the ice ages? Was the dinosaurs driving SUVs around back then?
— Larry The Cable Guy
It's nice if people can finally loosen up a little bit and just go out laugh at silliness. I mean, people take themselves way too seriously sometimes.
— Larry The Cable Guy
People always ask my mom what I did as a kid. My mom says, "He wasn't a bad kid. He was never an unruly kid, always listened and obeyed."
— Larry The Cable Guy
The saddest day in Pixar history was when some guy said 'get Larry the Cable Guy on the phone.
— Andy Kindler
I'm on the diet where you eat vegetables and drink wine. That's a good diet. I lost 10 pounds and my driver's license.
— Larry The Cable Guy
Blaming guns for killing people is like blaming pencils for bad spelling
— Larry The Cable Guy
I hate flying. I'm not a big fan of flying at all so everywhere I go I go by tour bus. If I have to fly I will but I'm not a big fan of it.
— Larry The Cable Guy
When Pixar calls and says, 'Hey, you wanna be in a Pixar movie?' you don't do a lot of contemplating!
— Larry The Cable Guy
I pretty much live on my tour bus.I do well around 300 shows a year. A lot of times I will do two shows a night.
— Larry The Cable Guy
I GREW UP IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE AND HAVE ALWAYS HAD A FRIEND OR 2 THAT TALKED WITH THE SOOUTHERN ACCENT.
— Larry The Cable Guy
I think everybody is entitled to say whatever they want. I'm not going to call for anybody to be fired. That's not what America is all about.
— Larry The Cable Guy
We're homebodies. I've gotten to see my kids' first steps, first smiles, first words. Every day is a weekend.
— Larry The Cable Guy
Larry the Cable Guy has everything: sleeveless shirts, stupid catchphrases. He's Mr. T without the acting chops.
— Lisa Lampanelli
I don't take myself too seriously. I enjoy what I do. I enjoy making people laugh.
— Larry The Cable Guy
Our whole wedding cost 180 bucks. Afterward, we re-heated lasagna for everyone and set off fireworks.
— Larry The Cable Guy
I was scared into being good. But I'm sure I did regular kid stuff.
— Larry The Cable Guy
I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami.
— Larry The Cable Guy
I'm defending free speech pretty much all over the place because you still have freedom of speech.
— Larry The Cable Guy
I was madder than a midget with a yo-yo
— Larry The Cable Guy
Sometimes you've gotta wreck the truck to get the insurance money to make the payment on the truck.
— Larry The Cable Guy
When I was a kid down there it was always a dream to go to a Nebraska game but when you live in those small towns you hardly ever get up to one.
— Larry The Cable Guy
When you're married with kids, you just think differently.
— Larry The Cable Guy
I know I don't want to take the Lord's name in vain, and I don't want to drop any F-bombs.
— Larry The Cable Guy
Pixar has announced Larry the Cable Guy will be starring in Cars 3 thru 6. Howie Mandel will be playing his sidekick, Mopey the Moped.
— Andy Kindler
I don't know why people get so bent out of shape over stuff people say.
— Larry The Cable Guy
I've been down in Florida since 1979. When you're born in Nebraska you really can't explain it.
— Larry The Cable Guy
I was obsessed with livestock barns, cattle and hogs. I still love that, and I still do that as a hobby.So I'm a strange person.
— Larry The Cable Guy
Every July, I look forward to taping a Christmas show - in July in Nashville. In 98-degree weather. I love it.
— Larry The Cable Guy
I COULD CARE LESS ABOUT CRITICS, LIKE I SAID THEY DONT BUY TICKETS.
— Larry The Cable Guy