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C.s. Lewis Funny Quotes By Lewis Black: When I'm funny is when I'm angriest.

When I'm funny is when I'm angriest. — Lewis Black

C.s. Lewis Funny Quotes By Lewis Black: If I wanted to be bored by 6,000

If I wanted to be bored by 6,000 pages of unreadable dreck, I'd read War and Peace four times. — Lewis Black

C.s. Lewis Funny Quotes By Joe E. Lewis: I distrust camels, and anyone else who can

I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink. — Joe E. Lewis

C.s. Lewis Funny Quotes By Jon S. Lewis: I guess the breakfast burritos are going to

I guess the breakfast burritos are going to have some extra protein in the morning. — Jon S. Lewis

C.s. Lewis Funny Quotes By C.S. Lewis: Shalt think otherwise when thou hast a man

Shalt think otherwise when thou hast a man of thine own, I warrant you,' said the knight, apparently thinking this very funny. — C.S. Lewis

C.s. Lewis Funny Quotes By Richard Lewis: I quit therapy because my analyst was trying

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. — Richard Lewis

C.s. Lewis Funny Quotes By Richard Lewis: I'm paranoid. On my stationary bike, I have

I'm paranoid. On my stationary bike, I have a rear view mirror. — Richard Lewis

C.s. Lewis Funny Quotes By C.S. Lewis: It is a very funny thing that the

It is a very funny thing that the sleepier you are, the longer you take about getting to bed. — C.S. Lewis

C.s. Lewis Funny Quotes By Lewis Black: Just relax and breathe through your ass.

Just relax and breathe through your ass. — Lewis Black

C.s. Lewis Funny Quotes By Richard Lewis: During sex I fantasize that I'm someone else.

During sex I fantasize that I'm someone else. — Richard Lewis

C.s. Lewis Funny Quotes By Lewis Black: Harry Reid is not funny; he's creepy. Nancy

Harry Reid is not funny; he's creepy. Nancy Pelosi is creepy. Charles Schumer is sneaky and creepy. — Lewis Black

C.s. Lewis Funny Quotes By Joe E. Lewis: Rooting for the Yankees is like rooting for

Rooting for the Yankees is like rooting for U.S. Steel. — Joe E. Lewis

C.s. Lewis Funny Quotes By Lewis Black: Kids seem to get me when I play

Kids seem to get me when I play colleges - they like it because I go after them. They'll come up after and say I am like their dads, only funny. — Lewis Black

C.s. Lewis Funny Quotes By Joe E. Lewis: The way taxes are, you might as well

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love. — Joe E. Lewis

C.s. Lewis Funny Quotes By Lewis Grizzard: I came from a big family. As a

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. — Lewis Grizzard

C.s. Lewis Funny Quotes By C.S. Lewis: Isn't it funny how day by day nothing

Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back everything is different? — C.S. Lewis

C.s. Lewis Funny Quotes By Matthew Lewis: Rupert Grint is exactly like his character Ron,

Rupert Grint is exactly like his character Ron, in that they are both incredibly funny, friendly, and loyal. — Matthew Lewis

C.s. Lewis Funny Quotes By Lewis Black: North Korea is the country that the monkeys

North Korea is the country that the monkeys in the Wizard of Oz came from. — Lewis Black

C.s. Lewis Funny Quotes By Lewis Black: That's the funny thing about religion: it doesn't

That's the funny thing about religion: it doesn't matter what you say, you're going to upset someone. — Lewis Black

C.s. Lewis Funny Quotes By Lewis Black: Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that

Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone, you're alone. — Lewis Black

C.s. Lewis Funny Quotes By Jerry Lewis: I've had great success being a total idiot.

I've had great success being a total idiot. — Jerry Lewis

C.s. Lewis Funny Quotes By Jenny Lewis: It's funny how a song can start in

It's funny how a song can start in your mind, and then when it goes through all the filters, it ends up in a totally different spot. — Jenny Lewis

C.s. Lewis Funny Quotes By Terence Lewis: I want to be part of movies that

I want to be part of movies that have important and interesting subjects but are not depressing and are rather satirical and funny. — Terence Lewis

C.s. Lewis Funny Quotes By Cynthia Lewis: One thing you can't pretend to be is

One thing you can't pretend to be is funny. — Cynthia Lewis

C.s. Lewis Funny Quotes By Waylon H. Lewis: Want to enjoy an restful day? Wake up,

Want to enjoy an restful day? Wake up, turn your phone on, meditate, look at the sky - then toss your phone into the bushes. — Waylon H. Lewis

C.s. Lewis Funny Quotes By C.S. Lewis: You Too? I thought I was the only

You Too? I thought I was the only one. — C.S. Lewis

C.s. Lewis Funny Quotes By Lewis Black: There's no such thing as soy milk. It's

There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice. — Lewis Black

C.s. Lewis Funny Quotes By Lewis Black: If you don't drink 56 bottles of water

If you don't drink 56 bottles of water a week, scientists say you should take a garden hose at the end of the week and shove it up your ass. — Lewis Black

C.s. Lewis Funny Quotes By C.S. Lewis: Isn't it funny the way some combinations of

Isn't it funny the way some combinations of words can give you
almost apart from their meaning
a thrill like music? — C.S. Lewis

C.s. Lewis Funny Quotes By Lewis Black: All the candy corn that was ever made

All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911. — Lewis Black

C.s. Lewis Funny Quotes By C.S. Lewis: It is funny how mortals always picture us

It is funny how mortals always picture us as putting things into their minds: in reality our best work is done by keeping things out. — C.S. Lewis

C.s. Lewis Funny Quotes By Lewis Black: Well first of all, I'd just like to

Well first of all, I'd just like to say that 2005 was a great year, if you like swimming through crap. — Lewis Black

C.s. Lewis Funny Quotes By Lewis Black: If you are an adult, and you are

If you are an adult, and you are planning to dress up on Halloween ... don't. I will find you. I will hurt you. — Lewis Black

C.s. Lewis Funny Quotes By Richard Lewis: When you're in love it's the most glorious

When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life. — Richard Lewis

C.s. Lewis Funny Quotes By Jerry Lewis: I get paid for what most kids get

I get paid for what most kids get punished for. — Jerry Lewis

C.s. Lewis Funny Quotes By Jay Crownover: I call my dad 'Admiral Ass Hat,' he

I call my dad 'Admiral Ass Hat,' he doesn't really think it's funny. — Jay Crownover

C.s. Lewis Funny Quotes By Gib Lewis: I cannot tell you how grateful I am

I cannot tell you how grateful I am - I am filled with humidity. — Gib Lewis

C.s. Lewis Funny Quotes By Lewis Carroll: Everything is funny, if you can laugh at

Everything is funny, if you can laugh at it. — Lewis Carroll

C.s. Lewis Funny Quotes By Lewis Carroll: Why it's simply impassible!Alice: Why, don't you mean

Why it's simply impassible!
Alice: Why, don't you mean impossible?
Door: No, I do mean impassible. (chuckles) Nothing's impossible! — Lewis Carroll