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You know they say money can't buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile — Bobby Heenan

I've had lots of kids come up and ask for my autograph, I've had a grandmother stop me and ask me if I know a good place to buy underwear. — Prince William

I tried getting my dad to buy me a beeper for my birthday," he says, "but he thinks only doctors and drug dealers need them. — Jay Asher

The money it would cost to buy another car could be [used to] build two schools. So it's an easy choice that makes me very happy. — Angelina Jolie

I want to buy me a hat with a golden feather & a book with the confessions of God in it — Kenneth Patchen

Great investments don't just knock on the door and say "buy me". — Seth Klarman

The first thing I did when I sold my book was buy a new wedding ring for my wife and asked her to marry me all over again. — Nicholas Sparks

It irritates the hell out of me but you can't buy love. — Warren Buffett

I'm a huge fan of e-books, but the more I buy and download, the more I worry that someone could just take them all away from me. — Warren Spector

I'm not some whore you can buy with a pan of yummy baked goods, woman. How dare you insult me? — R.L. Mathewson

Knowing how little she cares about the money I could spend, makes me want to buy her the world. -Jack Henry, beauty from pain — Georgia Cates

You may buy from me in your own language, but sell to me in mine. — Willy Brandt

I know that everybody listens to me, but only my true fans will go and buy my album. — Young Thug

Why do people buy all this stuff?" He holds me a little tighter. "It's not so mysterious," he says. "It's so we remember to remember. — Nicola Yoon

I can buy and sell any of these people who are always criticizing me. — Pia Zadora

He is suffering from delusions of adequacy. — Walter Kerr

If you were a gentleman, you would offer to buy me one as well."
"If you were a lady, you would have waited for me to make the offer. — Marissa Meyer

Never buy a thing you don't want merely because it is dear. — Oscar Wilde

I made an impulse buy of a house in Maine to make my wife happy and now have gone back into debt and it's all started over for me. — John Hodgman

I put on whatever is comfortable on me. Suit, jeans and tee as long as it's comfortable. It doesn't matter what brand. If it looks good I buy it. — Lance Gross

If you want me to be a teenager, don't send me to Support Group. Buy me a fake ID so I can go to clubs, drink vodka, and take pot. — John Green

Poetry has never brought me in enough money to buy shoestrings. — William Wordsworth

There is nothing like literature: I lose a cow, I write about her death, and my writing pays me enough to buy another cow. — Jules Renard

I am different than some people would like me to be. I just don't buy into that the personal can be political. — Kevin Spacey

Once we determined that the money was intact, the plan was simply to buy the house. I am a lawyer, and brought with me more than — Tim Shaw

He would buy me a pair of headphones if I would promise to use them when he was home. Those headphones forever changed the way I listened to music. — Daniel J. Levitin

I didn't ask my mother to buy me a trumpet or a violin, I started right on the water hose. — Rahsaan Roland Kirk

An REI worker had encouraged me to buy a box of Spenco 2nd Skin - gel patches meant to treat burns that also happened to be great for blisters. — Cheryl Strayed

People say, "Do you know how much a million dollars is?" I don't have a clue. How many Big Macs will it buy me? — Billie Jean King

If I'm a game show host, will someone buy a ticket to see me do standup? To do a dramatic role in a movie? — Howie Mandel

I am lucky, that is all. Lucky because there are a lot of people - producers, directors, people who buy tickets - who put confidence in me. — Antonio Banderas

Go on, glare your eyes at me, and cry and plead, and talk to
me about money and what it can buy. But it can't buy back a child once he's dead! — V.C. Andrews

He'd helped us build a garden in our backyard and I'd forced him to watch a season of The Bachelor with me. (" Why does he not just buy more roses?") — R.S. Grey

One evening I let a stranger buy me a round of a local specialty called, whimsically, amnesia ... — Elizabeth Kostova

Moms, take it from me: do not buy your baby too many shoes when they're so tiny, because their feet grow every week. — Ciara

I have a mug that actually verifies that I'm the world's best dad. That's a mug. That's not me talking. You can't just buy those. — Stephen Colbert

A lot of pop music is based on trying to make people remember it so that they'll buy it. To me, it was not about that. — Serj Tankian

You did not sell nor wanted to buy me Ice cream.
You gave me my most favourite flavour.
Petra Hermans — Petra Hermans

I think I get almost every piece of clothing that I buy altered and taken in just to fit me exactly the way it should. — Misty Copeland

My mom was very religious. She might have let me buy records, but I assumed that she wouldn't. — Leon Bridges

Money can't buy me love. — John Lennon

She would buy magic every day of the week. Love me, that face said. I'm so lonely, so desperate. I'll give you whatever you want. — Janet Fitch

I was also interested in chemistry, but my parents were not willing to buy me a chemistry set. — Martin Lewis Perl

People used to throw rocks at me for my clothes, now they wanna know where I buy them. — Cyndi Lauper

Well, I need to stay in France for another six months or so. You'll need to live there with me for a bit before we can buy a house Stateside. — Christina Lauren

If you're gonna buy me a present, don't spend more than twenty five bucks, you'll get a blowjob anyway. — Gerard Way

There's one site where you can buy pictures of me for five bucks a pop. — Nicholas Lea

To me, travel is more valuable than any stupid piece of bling money can buy — Raquel Cepeda

I went into a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically. — Steven Wright

My earrings are worth just enough to buy me a coffin if I die in a strange place. That was the reason why sailors used to wear them. — Morgan Freeman

I have tons of sunglasses. My husband won't let me buy another pair because I lose them all the time. — Ali Larter

I used to joke that I was trying to sell out, and nobody would buy me. — John Waters

The day you hear someone call me captain will be the day I buy a boat. — Guy Lafleur

Looking down at me, Kellan raised an eyebrow. Did your dad buy you the squeakiest bed in the world on purpose? — S.C. Stephens

It sounds so cheesy, even I don't buy it. And it's currently happening to me. — Stacy Kramer

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me. — Warren Buffett

During The Hills, we were not allowed to wear outfits twice, so I asked [MTV] to supply me with a wardrobe, but apparently I had to buy it all myself. — Heidi Montag

Myth: Vampires have huge stockpiles of gold and treasure.
Truth: If that were true, I'd be able to get my dad to actually buy me a car. — Kimberly Pauley

I didn't buy Bentleys. I didn't live large. I invested in me. I invested in a lot of other people. — Sinbad

Really, Your Grace. Crooking your little finger again? At least buy me a bauble before you try to tup me in the carriage. — Victoria Dahl

I buy women shoes and they use them to walk away from me. — Mickey Rooney

No one can buy me. It allows me to devote myself completely to what I do. Knowing that I'm comfortable removes a big burden off my shoulders. — Pauline Marois

The first thing I ever invested in was Twitter. Blaine Cook, former CTO, was leaving the company and asked me if I wanted to buy his stock. — Gary Vaynerchuk

For my birthday, buy me a politician! — Ice Cube

I already have a drink. Do you think he'd buy me mozzarella sticks? — LIZ

The Bible's the greatest book ever written. But I sure don't need anybody I can buy for six bits and a chew of tobacco to explain it to me. — Huey Long

I don't feel comfortable defending my clothes. But if you've got the money to afford them, then buy something from me. Just don't buy too much. — Vivienne Westwood

Can't buy what I want because it's free. Can't be what you want because I'm me. — Pearl Jam

You can't show me an ad on TV with hard bodies and say I have to buy that car. You have to tell me why that car is better and safer than another car. — Doris Roberts

Show me the artist anywhere who's had an utterly stable mental life, and I'll buy you hot dinners for the rest of your life. — Mark Haddon

All this money can't buy me a time machine. — Katy Perry

I like to buy books for the kids in my family. I guess that's why they call me the 'mean' aunt. — Dana Spiotta

You buy me sheets. You paint my room. What's next? You gonna wash my balls? -Tate — Kristen Ashley

By all means, buy me a meal before you drag me to bed — Alice Bello

My wife can't figure out what to buy me. What do you give a man who's had everything up to here? — Milton Berle

How could you afford to buy me those shoes today?
Flushed, he groans into my ear, "You made me."
"I did not."
"You made me love you. — Sarah Hina

My friend who I went to boarding school with was interested in photography. He insisted that I buy a camera and marched me downtown. — William Eggleston

I am different - if you can find another like me, then I will buy you dinner! — Mario Balotelli

Armus: 'No need for interogation if you'd tell me this earlier.'
Samarga: 'You wouldn't buy it if I gave it away without squeal. — Toba Beta

The one thing that I would say that defines me is I love to learn. I get excited about new things. I buy more books than I read or finish. — Satya Nadella

Maybe it's a little ambitious of me to presume that no matter how big the film is, that I can always go down to the shop to buy a pint of milk. — Tom Hardy

I never buy what someone says is 'in' or a 'must-have.' I buy what makes me happy. — Iris Apfel

This man I was going with asked me for my finger measurements. I thought he was going to buy me a ring for Christmas, but he gave me a bowling ball. — Phyllis Diller

My obsession with pineapples nearly drove me mad. I dreamt of the days when I would be grown and able to buy a whole carton for myself alone. Although — Maya Angelou

I don't shop. I buy things that inspire me, that give me emotion. — Giambattista Valli

If you want to buy my wares
Follow me and climb the stairs ...
Love for sale. — Cole Porter

Buy me stuff and I'll be nicer — Jim Benton

She gave me money to buy condoms, and instead I bought a book of baby names. That's life. That's love. That's fiscally irresponsible. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

I believe the people that buy my music believes in me. — R. Kelly

I would like the people that buy my clothes to understand that for me it's one small piece of art. — Roberto Cavalli

A player you can buy in 24 hours, believe me. That's not a problem — Louis Van Gaal

I love that works of art are printed so that anyone can buy them. The variety of what they put on little postcards astounds me. — Leonard Lauder

Do not worry, Rose. I do not bite unless you wish me to. — Brandi Gillilan

Hush. Your hair was so pretty. I was hoping you'd let me braid it one day. I suppose I'll have to buy a pony instead. — Sarah J. Maas

My girlfriend said, Just buy me something crazy and expensive, something I don't even need! So, I signed her up for radiation treatment. — Emo Philips

None of the pants ever fit me, unless I head into the Maternity section, so I buy mostly sacklike dresses and Cosby sweaters. — Lena Dunham

It gets boring to me when people talk about clothing brands or what boat they're going to buy next summer. — Natassia Malthe

Nothing is as precious as your love. Nothing can buy it, but with it, you bought me so many times. — Debasish Mridha

Before money or anything else. Money cannot buy it ... Because a man I do not trust could not get money from me on all the bonds in Christendom. — J. P. Morgan

I have Twitter so I can tell people what I want them to buy and they give me money. — Louis C.K.