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You always felt they were pawns in an indifferent universe, butts of an existential joke with no punch line. — Poppy Z. Brite

perdition I've ever been or ever want to see. Keep 'em loaded, and — J. Lee Butts

Some players you pat their butts, some players you kick their butts, some players you leave alone. — Pete Rose

Looked for meaning in every word while men just stared at boobs. Maybe she should content herself to staring at their butts and call it a day. — Katie Graykowski

To all girls with butts, boobs, hips and a waist, put on a bikini - put it on and stay strong. — Jennifer Love Hewitt

I am the kind of dude that would go to your seventh grade class and sit at the back of the classroom and stare at all your butts. — Jack Barakat

Jokes about butts WORKED. — Drew Magary

I like big butts, Renoir explained to Toulouse-Lautrec. — Christopher Moore

Lonley, Vaguely pedophilic swing set seeks the butts of children. — John Green

Armed with madness, I go on a long voyage. — Mary Butts

Thousands of years ago, when kitties first domesticated humans, we did it so that someone would scratch our butts. — Didjeradoo Via Jeremy Greenberg

An Atheist in Alabama is one that doesn't believe in Bear Bryant. — Wally Butts

Not till the end of the war will there be any time for art or love or magic again. Perhaps never again. — Mary Butts

His hands had dropped to the worn butts of his guns. "Those do not open doors, gunslinger; those only close them forever. — Stephen King

I blessed the power which has filled my life with poetry. — Mary Butts

You don't have to go to some special private school to be an artist. Just look at the intricate beauty of cobwebs. Spiders make them with their butts. — Jenny Lawson

The floor was littered with paper cups and candy wrappers and cigarette butts and other teenager droppings. I saw a used condom under my shoe. — David Wong

Build a little fence of trust around today; Fill the space with loving deeds, and therein stay. — Mary Butts

Wrangler butts drive me nuts. — Cindy Gerard

Johnny: "Mom I can't eat eggs." Mom: "Why not?" Johnny: "Because chickens don't wipe their butts after they lay eggs!" *** — Various

The truth which may not be told, is the truth which cannot be told. — Mary Butts

It was the tiny glowing butts that changed your mind, wasn't it? — Rachel Morgan

You know, kicking people's butts with round-edged boots is good, but with pointy shoes, it's even better. — Pauline Marois

Why am I attracted to her butt? How weird is that? Why do men like butts anyway? — Brent Weeks

Art is the god you have not seen. — Mary Butts

I like big butts and I cannot lie — Sir Mix-a-Lot

Not to derail the conversation from butts, which we all agree is incredibly important — Rainbow Rowell

On Fridays there were fish fries or boils at which they served "lawyers" (burbot or eelpout), so-called because their hearts were in their butts. — Lorrie Moore

Churches that make an impact are more focused on putting boots on the streets than butts in the seats — Miles McPherson

They call me Seymour Butts, cause I get more ass than most. — Ludacris

Shoving feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken. — Brad Pitt

Turtles can breathe through their butts — Shelly Crane

The political process consists entirely of politicians talking out of their butts. — P. J. O'Rourke

And they must work out a lot. Nice butts. I mean before they went all furry. But don't tell them I said that — Karen Lynch

Sink twice before you strike out for land. — Mary Butts

Some people can work their butts off and never get what they're aiming for while others can get it without any effort at all. — Haruki Murakami

Frog or pearl, life hid something at the bottom of the cup. — Mary Butts

'Prison Break' really changed me to somebody that can put butts in seats. — Robert Knepper

Make friends. Be a leader. Kiss butts if you have to, but if the other guys despise you-you know what I mean? — Orson Scott Card

Onstage I've been hit by a grapefruit, beercans, eggs, spit, money, cigarette butts, Mandies, Quaaludes, joints, bras, panties, and a fist. — Iggy Pop

Next to the semi-colon, quotation marks seem to be the chief butts of reformatory ardor. — H.L. Mencken

The things you hate are only your body being knocked about by phenomena — Mary Butts

I often say if men were meant to fly we would have been born with either feathers and wings or at the very least parachutes that pop out of our butts. — John Zakour

Callipygian. Having shapely buttocks. Nice one, Bridge. — Stephanie Perkins

A vaguely pedophilic swing set seeks butts of children. — John Green

My first boyfriend was black as well, but that doesn't prove I'm color-blind, just that I like big butts. — David Sedaris

I felt as though someone had snuck in and packed my head with beach sand, even including the bottle caps and cigarette butts. — Jeff Lindsay

He liked women with little butts and big tits? Someone had played with one too many barbie dolls as a kid. — Kelley Armstrong

I get some letters from girls that if their mothers knew what they were writing me in these letters, they'd get their butts whipped. — Rick James

Nature has a counterpart, a representation of every interior mood and obscure perception of man. — Mary Butts

I don't really check out other people's butts. — Jennifer Lopez

His idea of how the country was doing had been determined by the size of the butts he picked up off the sidewalk. — Fannie Flagg

While in America beautiful is skinny, in Barbados it's thick - girls with huge butts and nice curves. — Rihanna

She's as plastic as you are. If you ever have kids, they'll come out of the birth canal with Fisher-Price stamped on their butts. — Susan Elizabeth Phillips

For writing, getting off our buts means getting on our butts-putting it into a chair and not moving from the chair for a set period of time. — Peter McWilliams

Professor Butts walks in his sleep, strolls through a cactus field in his bare feet, and screams out an idea for a self-operating napkin. — Rube Goldberg

Women are a lot like ducks-they don't like mud on their butts. — Phil Robertson

One should be allowed to choose one's burden. — Mary Butts

There's never too much stuff going up people's butts. — Jeff Tremaine

There was an art to the male posterior. That's all there was to it. — Sarah Addison Allen

You are you when you are true — Yasmine Butts

It is in the nature of any effort to leave something serviceable behind it. — Mary Butts

Cause I'm gonna put my foot so far up their butts they're going to burp shoe leather. (Nick) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

I'm not one to blow smoke at my players. They kicked our butts on the offensive boards. And it's not just because the ball came their way. — Gregg Popovich

I don't like a clever toilet looking at our butts. — Emma Donoghue

You kick ass Sam. And don't forget it — Pittacus Lore

I think JLo and iggy azalea have lost their heads up each other's big butts, — Brody Dalle

With an air of confession, Jin lowered his voice. Eggs come out of chickens' butts, you know. — Lois McMaster Bujold