Butts Quotes
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Butts Quotes & Sayings
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You always felt they were pawns in an indifferent universe, butts of an existential joke with no punch line.
— Poppy Z. Brite
Some players you pat their butts, some players you kick their butts, some players you leave alone.
— Pete Rose
Looked for meaning in every word while men just stared at boobs. Maybe she should content herself to staring at their butts and call it a day.
— Katie Graykowski
To all girls with butts, boobs, hips and a waist, put on a bikini - put it on and stay strong.
— Jennifer Love Hewitt
I am the kind of dude that would go to your seventh grade class and sit at the back of the classroom and stare at all your butts.
— Jack Barakat
Jokes about butts WORKED.
— Drew Magary
I like big butts, Renoir explained to Toulouse-Lautrec.
— Christopher Moore
Armed with madness, I go on a long voyage.
— Mary Butts
Thousands of years ago, when kitties first domesticated humans, we did it so that someone would scratch our butts.
— Didjeradoo Via Jeremy Greenberg
Not till the end of the war will there be any time for art or love or magic again. Perhaps never again.
— Mary Butts
His hands had dropped to the worn butts of his guns. "Those do not open doors, gunslinger; those only close them forever.
— Stephen King
Build a little fence of trust around today; Fill the space with loving deeds, and therein stay.
— Mary Butts
Wrangler butts drive me nuts.
— Cindy Gerard
It was the tiny glowing butts that changed your mind, wasn't it?
— Rachel Morgan
You know, kicking people's butts with round-edged boots is good, but with pointy shoes, it's even better.
— Pauline Marois
Art is the god you have not seen.
— Mary Butts
I like big butts and I cannot lie
— Sir Mix-a-Lot
Not to derail the conversation from butts, which we all agree is incredibly important
— Rainbow Rowell
Churches that make an impact are more focused on putting boots on the streets than butts in the seats
— Miles McPherson
Turtles can breathe through their butts
— Shelly Crane
And they must work out a lot. Nice butts. I mean before they went all furry. But don't tell them I said that
— Karen Lynch
Sink twice before you strike out for land.
— Mary Butts
Some people can work their butts off and never get what they're aiming for while others can get it without any effort at all.
— Haruki Murakami
Make friends. Be a leader. Kiss butts if you have to, but if the other guys despise you-you know what I mean?
— Orson Scott Card
Next to the semi-colon, quotation marks seem to be the chief butts of reformatory ardor.
— H.L. Mencken
Callipygian. Having shapely buttocks. Nice one, Bridge.
— Stephanie Perkins
My first boyfriend was black as well, but that doesn't prove I'm color-blind, just that I like big butts.
— David Sedaris
I felt as though someone had snuck in and packed my head with beach sand, even including the bottle caps and cigarette butts.
— Jeff Lindsay
He liked women with little butts and big tits? Someone had played with one too many barbie dolls as a kid.
— Kelley Armstrong
Nature has a counterpart, a representation of every interior mood and obscure perception of man.
— Mary Butts
I don't really check out other people's butts.
— Jennifer Lopez
His idea of how the country was doing had been determined by the size of the butts he picked up off the sidewalk.
— Fannie Flagg
She's as plastic as you are. If you ever have kids, they'll come out of the birth canal with Fisher-Price stamped on their butts.
— Susan Elizabeth Phillips
For writing, getting off our buts means getting on our butts-putting it into a chair and not moving from the chair for a set period of time.
— Peter McWilliams
Professor Butts walks in his sleep, strolls through a cactus field in his bare feet, and screams out an idea for a self-operating napkin.
— Rube Goldberg
Women are a lot like ducks-they don't like mud on their butts.
— Phil Robertson
One should be allowed to choose one's burden.
— Mary Butts
There's never too much stuff going up people's butts.
— Jeff Tremaine
There was an art to the male posterior. That's all there was to it.
— Sarah Addison Allen
You are you when you are true
— Yasmine Butts
Cause I'm gonna put my foot so far up their butts they're going to burp shoe leather. (Nick)
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
I'm not one to blow smoke at my players. They kicked our butts on the offensive boards. And it's not just because the ball came their way.
— Gregg Popovich
I don't like a clever toilet looking at our butts.
— Emma Donoghue
You kick ass Sam. And don't forget it
— Pittacus Lore
