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Burlew Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon: There is this place of insanity that lives

There is this place of insanity that lives deep inside everyone. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Burlew Quotes By Tiffanie DeBartolo: Los Angeles signed a pact with the devil

Los Angeles signed a pact with the devil and lost its soul a long time ago, you know? It flourishes, but it's doomed. — Tiffanie DeBartolo

Burlew Quotes By Lewis Black: I do have certain feelings. My feeling is

I do have certain feelings. My feeling is that whoever is in charge, I want him out. — Lewis Black

Burlew Quotes By Rich Burlew: Sacrificing minions: is there any problem it CAN'T

Sacrificing minions: is there any problem it CAN'T solve? — Rich Burlew

Burlew Quotes By Rich Burlew: No way. I know acid, I've been splashed

No way. I know acid, I've been splashed by acid several times before, and this, sir, is no acid. — Rich Burlew

Burlew Quotes By Rich Burlew: Druids always pick the hard way; it encourages

Druids always pick the hard way; it encourages natural selection. — Rich Burlew

Burlew Quotes By Rich Burlew: Hi Haley. look, I found all these free

Hi Haley. look, I found all these free swords. They were in my spleen. — Rich Burlew

Burlew Quotes By Rich Burlew: thog no girly-orc, thog manly-orc who just happens

thog no girly-orc, thog manly-orc who just happens to like figure skating! — Rich Burlew

Burlew Quotes By Rich Burlew: Promise me...that you'll...*cough*...you'll dispose of my body in

Promise me...that you'll...*cough*...you'll dispose of my body in the waste receptacles...conveniently located by the theater exits... — Rich Burlew

Burlew Quotes By Wladimir Klitschko: Sometimes it's boring because it takes time, but

Sometimes it's boring because it takes time, but it's enjoyable. So beating up people for a living is really fun. — Wladimir Klitschko

Burlew Quotes By Shea Serrano: I wish there was a way that 1988

I wish there was a way that 1988 Ice Cube could be introduced to 2014 Ice Cube. He would be as astounded as a motherfucker. — Shea Serrano

Burlew Quotes By Rich Burlew: So what? That just means I can beat

So what? That just means I can beat him with both scrolls at the same time!! — Rich Burlew

Burlew Quotes By William S. Burroughs: The unworthies in power feel danger, like cows

The unworthies in power feel danger, like cows uneasily pawing the ground with a great Moo. — William S. Burroughs

Burlew Quotes By Rich Burlew: Hey, look, I just regenerated a finger. Guess

Hey, look, I just regenerated a finger. Guess which one. — Rich Burlew

Burlew Quotes By Jean-Paul Sartre: The past is the luxury of proprietors.

The past is the luxury of proprietors. — Jean-Paul Sartre

Burlew Quotes By John Osborne: Jimmy: The injustice of it is almost perfect!

Jimmy: The injustice of it is almost perfect! The wrong people going
hungry, the wrong people being loved, the wrong people dying! — John Osborne

Burlew Quotes By Mark Lynas: For a brief review of our history to

For a brief review of our history to date shows us in a very singular role:that of serial killers. — Mark Lynas

Burlew Quotes By Rich Burlew: Guards! Summon the holy kitty litter! Mr. Scruffy

Guards! Summon the holy kitty litter! Mr. Scruffy demands poopsies! — Rich Burlew

Burlew Quotes By Rich Burlew: You know, the first two, I probably should've

You know, the first two, I probably should've seen coming. The leprechaun costume? Not so much. — Rich Burlew

Burlew Quotes By Kid Rock: The Majestic Theater in 1990. That was one

The Majestic Theater in 1990. That was one of my first real shows where I had 300 to 400 people there. — Kid Rock

Burlew Quotes By Rich Burlew: You guys go ahead, I'm just going to

You guys go ahead, I'm just going to harvest his kidneys and I'll catch up. — Rich Burlew

Burlew Quotes By Paullina Simons: I know how it works, Esther. I graduated

I know how it works, Esther. I graduated from Harvard." "Book-smart, but life-stupid," said Esther. — Paullina Simons

Burlew Quotes By Rich Burlew: You should have seen the look on your

You should have seen the look on your skull... — Rich Burlew

Burlew Quotes By Greg Gutfeld: Being a conservative on campus is like bing

Being a conservative on campus is like bing a goat amongst the taliban. You are never safe. — Greg Gutfeld

Burlew Quotes By Janet Evanovich: And Larry Burlew was a slug. She'd join

And Larry Burlew was a slug. She'd join the Foreign Legion before she'd marry Larry Burlew. — Janet Evanovich

Burlew Quotes By Rich Burlew: You told me that it would be better

You told me that it would be better to find family among people who were good than to try and find good among my family. — Rich Burlew

Burlew Quotes By Rich Burlew: I know it's an artistic cliche, but every

I know it's an artistic cliche, but every time I look at my past work, I want to projectile vomit. — Rich Burlew

Burlew Quotes By Rich Burlew: Miko: You would stand between me and this

Miko: You would stand between me and this evil murderer?

Hinjo: I'll stand between any two murderers I wish, thanks. — Rich Burlew

Burlew Quotes By Marshall B. Rosenberg: Get very clear about the kind of world

Get very clear about the kind of world we would like and then start living that way. — Marshall B. Rosenberg

Burlew Quotes By Emily Dickinson: My best Acquaintances are those With Whom I

My best Acquaintances are those With Whom I spoke no Word — Emily Dickinson

Burlew Quotes By Rich Burlew: Sorry, Roy, I just don't trust you enough

Sorry, Roy, I just don't trust you enough to believe that you lied. — Rich Burlew

Burlew Quotes By Rich Burlew: I think I just had an evilgasm.

I think I just had an evilgasm. — Rich Burlew

Burlew Quotes By Rich Burlew: Fine! Whatever! Just be careful, my hands are

Fine! Whatever! Just be careful, my hands are still slippery with your blood. — Rich Burlew