Burlew Quotes

There is this place of insanity that lives deep inside everyone. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Los Angeles signed a pact with the devil and lost its soul a long time ago, you know? It flourishes, but it's doomed. — Tiffanie DeBartolo

I do have certain feelings. My feeling is that whoever is in charge, I want him out. — Lewis Black

Sacrificing minions: is there any problem it CAN'T solve? — Rich Burlew

No way. I know acid, I've been splashed by acid several times before, and this, sir, is no acid. — Rich Burlew

Druids always pick the hard way; it encourages natural selection. — Rich Burlew

Hi Haley. look, I found all these free swords. They were in my spleen. — Rich Burlew

thog no girly-orc, thog manly-orc who just happens to like figure skating! — Rich Burlew

Promise me...that you'll...*cough*...you'll dispose of my body in the waste receptacles...conveniently located by the theater exits... — Rich Burlew

Sometimes it's boring because it takes time, but it's enjoyable. So beating up people for a living is really fun. — Wladimir Klitschko

I wish there was a way that 1988 Ice Cube could be introduced to 2014 Ice Cube. He would be as astounded as a motherfucker. — Shea Serrano

Being a conservative on campus is like bing a goat amongst the taliban. You are never safe. — Greg Gutfeld

Fine! Whatever! Just be careful, my hands are still slippery with your blood. — Rich Burlew

I think I just had an evilgasm. — Rich Burlew

Sorry, Roy, I just don't trust you enough to believe that you lied. — Rich Burlew

My best Acquaintances are those With Whom I spoke no Word — Emily Dickinson

Get very clear about the kind of world we would like and then start living that way. — Marshall B. Rosenberg

Miko: You would stand between me and this evil murderer?

Hinjo: I'll stand between any two murderers I wish, thanks. — Rich Burlew

I know it's an artistic cliche, but every time I look at my past work, I want to projectile vomit. — Rich Burlew

You told me that it would be better to find family among people who were good than to try and find good among my family. — Rich Burlew

And Larry Burlew was a slug. She'd join the Foreign Legion before she'd marry Larry Burlew. — Janet Evanovich

The past is the luxury of proprietors. — Jean-Paul Sartre

You should have seen the look on your skull... — Rich Burlew

I know how it works, Esther. I graduated from Harvard." "Book-smart, but life-stupid," said Esther. — Paullina Simons

You guys go ahead, I'm just going to harvest his kidneys and I'll catch up. — Rich Burlew

The Majestic Theater in 1990. That was one of my first real shows where I had 300 to 400 people there. — Kid Rock

You know, the first two, I probably should've seen coming. The leprechaun costume? Not so much. — Rich Burlew

Guards! Summon the holy kitty litter! Mr. Scruffy demands poopsies! — Rich Burlew

For a brief review of our history to date shows us in a very singular role:that of serial killers. — Mark Lynas

Jimmy: The injustice of it is almost perfect! The wrong people going
hungry, the wrong people being loved, the wrong people dying! — John Osborne

The unworthies in power feel danger, like cows uneasily pawing the ground with a great Moo. — William S. Burroughs

So what? That just means I can beat him with both scrolls at the same time!! — Rich Burlew

Hey, look, I just regenerated a finger. Guess which one. — Rich Burlew