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Alex," Madison says through clenched teeth, "if you keep talking in bumper stickers, I am going to stab you in the face.
— Katie Crouch
If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly.
— Ashleigh Brilliant
The more you complain the longer God lets you live
— Bertrand Russell
The only person I compete with is Satan. If that happens to be you, then could you please move out of the way? You're standing in Christ's spot.
— Shannon L. Alder
If my mother were a bumper sticker, she would read THAT'S NOT APPROPRIATE. Taylor's mom would read WHY THE F*** NOT?
— Natasha Friend
GOD GIVES US ONLY WHAT WE CAN HANDLE. APPARENTLY, GOD THINKS I'M A BADASS. - BUMPER STICKER
— Darynda Jones
tattoos are like bumper stickers in some respects. Their wearers want to tell the world something.
— Barbara Delinsky
I saw a great bumper sticker that read: 'Do something that scares you every day.' That really stuck with me. I try to live like that.
— Janice Tanton
No, not in a creepy way. I am anti-incest. It says so on my bumper sticker.
— Laurel Ulen Curtis
Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy
— Fran Lebowitz
I let my mind wander and it didn't come back.
— Bill Watterson
A bumper of good liquor will end a contest quicker than justice, judge, or vicar.
— Richard Brinsley Sheridan
With a lightning quick glance at me first, he reads one bumper sticker: Member: BBB. Boys in Books are Better?
— Anne Eliot
One thing I learned in sobriety is to stop being judgmental, to always be discerning. When I drive, that will be my bumper sticker.
— Kevin Sessums
It is obvious that the bumper sticker question "What would Jesus do?" will not always bring a popular response.
— Jeffrey R. Holland
I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner.
— David Cross
The favourite bumper sticker in Washington D.C. right now is one that says 'First Iraq, then France'
— Tom Brokaw
some student who'd been caught putting bumper stickers that said 'Gas Guzzler' on every SUV in the parking lot.
— Katie Alender
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
— J.B. Morton
You don't put bumper stickers on a Bentley.
— Kim Kardashian
This is the age of the new tolerance and it is producing a bumper crop of anti-Christian and anti-American sentiment.
— Josh McDowell
Whirlyball is only the most awesome sport on the planet! It's like bumper cars plus lacrosse meets basketball.
— St. Vincent
My parents are apolitical - no bumper stickers, no yard signs. They don't talk about politics.
— Joel Burns
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[Jesus] said that they will know we are Christians - not by our bumper stickers and T-shirts - but by our love.
— Shane Claiborne
I must confess, when I see anyone with an Obama 2012 bumper sticker, I recognize them as a threat to the gene pool.
— Allen West
Hard work will never kill you; it's only going to make you gain more muscles to gather your bumper harvests! Do it and do it hard!
— Israelmore Ayivor
There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.
— Charles M. Schulz
Together we will build an America where hope is a new job with a paycheck, not a faded word on an old bumper sticker.
— Mitt Romney
Good places for aphorisms: in fortune cookies, on bumper stickers, and on banners flying over the Palace of Free Advice.
— Mason Cooley
But this wasn't a safe, controlled environment I was learning in. There were no bumper lanes to keep my ball out of the gutter.
— Ransom Riggs
Supporting the troops has got to mean more than bumper stickers on pickup trucks, my friends. We need to give them what they need.
— Solomon Ortiz
Hook up with us and see a quick return on your premiums.' I like it, Sammy. Think we can fit it on a bumper sticker? (Dean)
— Jeff Mariotte
Only a writer would slap a bumper sticker on her car that read, 'Seriously, I'd rather be working'.
— Richelle E. Goodrich
California produces 40% of America's fresh fruits, vegetables and nuts - the kind you eat. We have had a bumper crop of the other variety, too.
— Ronald Reagan
I can suck the chrome off a bumper and leave the car still standing. In other words, I am sexually gifted, a hero among gay men.
— J.P. Barnaby
Some travelers collect souvenirs, postcards, or bumper stickers; I bring home a pencil from the various places I visit.
— Michael Dirda
I'm so ready you could drive a truck straight up my ass and I would bend over and push back until it was in to the rear bumper.
— Cameron Dane
There was a car in front of me driving all conservatively, and then, lo and behold, I saw that he had a Romney bumper sticker.
— Gregor Collins
Sitting on my stool I thought of a bumper sticker: If Mean People Suck, Why Isn't My Dick In Your Mouth?
— Paul Neilan
The car bumper sticker for the discerning Sydney motorist, 'Is it true, or did Alan Jones tell you?', should be letter-boxed around the country.
— Kerry-Anne Walsh
Life is a bumper car arena. Drive the hell out of it until the man at the control panel turns your car off.
— S.A. Hunt
I've heard that before. Seen it on a bumper sticker.
— Carolyn Spear
