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Alex," Madison says through clenched teeth, "if you keep talking in bumper stickers, I am going to stab you in the face. — Katie Crouch

Their bumper sticker read GUN CONTROL IS MIND CONTROL. In situations like this, you want to stick close to people in right-wing fringe groups. — Don DeLillo

If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly. — Ashleigh Brilliant

The more you complain the longer God lets you live — Bertrand Russell

The only person I compete with is Satan. If that happens to be you, then could you please move out of the way? You're standing in Christ's spot. — Shannon L. Alder

If my mother were a bumper sticker, she would read THAT'S NOT APPROPRIATE. Taylor's mom would read WHY THE F*** NOT? — Natasha Friend

Genius has its limitations.
Insanity ... not so much -Bumper Sticker — Darynda Jones

I don't much believe in bumper sticker characterizations of foreign policy. — John Bolton

GOD GIVES US ONLY WHAT WE CAN HANDLE. APPARENTLY, GOD THINKS I'M A BADASS. - BUMPER STICKER — Darynda Jones

tattoos are like bumper stickers in some respects. Their wearers want to tell the world something. — Barbara Delinsky

I saw a great bumper sticker that read: 'Do something that scares you every day.' That really stuck with me. I try to live like that. — Janice Tanton

No, not in a creepy way. I am anti-incest. It says so on my bumper sticker. — Laurel Ulen Curtis

Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy — Fran Lebowitz

If you're such a shallow person that a goddamn bumper sticker can sum up your beliefs, then Jesus Christ, are you even worth fighting for in the end? — Jason Myers

A prosthetic leg with a Willie Nelson bumper sticker washed ashore on the beach, which meant it was Florida.
Then it got weird. — Tim Dorsey

I let my mind wander and it didn't come back. — Bill Watterson

A bumper of good liquor will end a contest quicker than justice, judge, or vicar. — Richard Brinsley Sheridan

With a lightning quick glance at me first, he reads one bumper sticker: Member: BBB. Boys in Books are Better? — Anne Eliot

We have better things to do. We realize life is not just a dress rehearsal and if you realize it, you don't need a bumper sticker to remind you. — Aimee Bender

You might be a redneck if your bumper sticker says, My other car is a combine. — Jeff Foxworthy

I'm not talking about faith in God, I'm talking about faith in Mark Watney — Andy Weir

One thing I learned in sobriety is to stop being judgmental, to always be discerning. When I drive, that will be my bumper sticker. — Kevin Sessums

It is obvious that the bumper sticker question "What would Jesus do?" will not always bring a popular response. — Jeffrey R. Holland

A Nuns Life: Chastity, poverty, and obedience. Wait, chastity? BUMPER STICKER — Darynda Jones

Sometimes I wrestle my demons. Sometimes we just snuggle. - BUMPER STICKER — Darynda Jones

I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner. — David Cross

The favourite bumper sticker in Washington D.C. right now is one that says 'First Iraq, then France' — Tom Brokaw

Cars and bumper cars are two very different things. NEVER sleep in a bumper car. — Craig Benzine

IF IT HAS TIRES OR TESTICLES, IT'S GONNA GIVE YOU TROUBLE. - BUMPER STICKER — Darynda Jones

Don't steal - the government hates competition!
— Ron Paul

I love children, but I don't think I can eat a whole one.- Bumper sticker — Darynda Jones

some student who'd been caught putting bumper stickers that said 'Gas Guzzler' on every SUV in the parking lot. — Katie Alender

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. — J.B. Morton

You don't put bumper stickers on a Bentley. — Kim Kardashian

My other car is a vehicle with a bumper sticker describing this car. — Damien Fahey

This is the age of the new tolerance and it is producing a bumper crop of anti-Christian and anti-American sentiment. — Josh McDowell

I did not climb to the top of the food chain to eat carrots. — Ron White

Whirlyball is only the most awesome sport on the planet! It's like bumper cars plus lacrosse meets basketball. — St. Vincent

My parents are apolitical - no bumper stickers, no yard signs. They don't talk about politics. — Joel Burns

[Jesus] said that they will know we are Christians - not by our bumper stickers and T-shirts - but by our love. — Shane Claiborne

Yeah, but what happens if life hands me pickles? - Bumper sticker — Darynda Jones

I must confess, when I see anyone with an Obama 2012 bumper sticker, I recognize them as a threat to the gene pool. — Allen West

When life hands you lemons say,
"Lemons? What else have you got?"
- bumper sticker — Darynda Jones

Hard work will never kill you; it's only going to make you gain more muscles to gather your bumper harvests! Do it and do it hard! — Israelmore Ayivor

There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker. — Charles M. Schulz

If god is watching us,
the least we can do is be entertaining.
BUMPER STICKER — Darynda Jones

Together we will build an America where hope is a new job with a paycheck, not a faded word on an old bumper sticker. — Mitt Romney

Good places for aphorisms: in fortune cookies, on bumper stickers, and on banners flying over the Palace of Free Advice. — Mason Cooley

But this wasn't a safe, controlled environment I was learning in. There were no bumper lanes to keep my ball out of the gutter. — Ransom Riggs

Supporting the troops has got to mean more than bumper stickers on pickup trucks, my friends. We need to give them what they need. — Solomon Ortiz

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is NOT for you. (BUMPER STICKER) — Darynda Jones

I like the bumper sticker that reads, "Christians aren't perfect, just forgiven." But that does not give us license to live below God's standard. — Billy Graham

Hook up with us and see a quick return on your premiums.' I like it, Sammy. Think we can fit it on a bumper sticker? (Dean) — Jeff Mariotte

Only a writer would slap a bumper sticker on her car that read, 'Seriously, I'd rather be working'. — Richelle E. Goodrich

California produces 40% of America's fresh fruits, vegetables and nuts - the kind you eat. We have had a bumper crop of the other variety, too. — Ronald Reagan

I can suck the chrome off a bumper and leave the car still standing. In other words, I am sexually gifted, a hero among gay men. — J.P. Barnaby

Some travelers collect souvenirs, postcards, or bumper stickers; I bring home a pencil from the various places I visit. — Michael Dirda

I'm so ready you could drive a truck straight up my ass and I would bend over and push back until it was in to the rear bumper. — Cameron Dane

There was a car in front of me driving all conservatively, and then, lo and behold, I saw that he had a Romney bumper sticker. — Gregor Collins

Sitting on my stool I thought of a bumper sticker: If Mean People Suck, Why Isn't My Dick In Your Mouth? — Paul Neilan

The car bumper sticker for the discerning Sydney motorist, 'Is it true, or did Alan Jones tell you?', should be letter-boxed around the country. — Kerry-Anne Walsh

Life is a bumper car arena. Drive the hell out of it until the man at the control panel turns your car off. — S.A. Hunt

I've heard that before. Seen it on a bumper sticker. — Carolyn Spear

M'Dear," I said cordially, "Your butt's blocking my bumper. Do you think you could move your loitering five feet to the south and let me leave? — Maggie Stiefvater

I just ordered a Life Alert bracelet, so if I get a life, I'll be notified immediately. - BUMPER STICKER I — Darynda Jones