Bullshit Life Quotes: top 34 famous quotes about Bullshit Life

Bullshit Life Quotes & Sayings

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In life, you can choose to cry about the bullshit that happens to you or you can choose to laugh about it.
I choose laughter. — Kevin Hart

A thorough inspection of someone you believed to be loveable will send you back into your shell if all you saw in their life was all bullshit. — Michael Bassey Johnson

Life is too short to waste on bullshit. — Steph Campbell

Don't piss your life away with suicide ... it's a bullshit way out. — Gerard Way

The key to a good life: excess in moderation. They'll tell you moderation is the key to life, but that's bullshit. — Doug Stanhope

Know what 'celebrity' is kid? Being paid to bullshit the rest of your natural life. — Joyce Carol Oates

Why do we hide all the bullshit? Life is life. Why hide it? — Jim Breuer

And I said well luckily I was mature and old enough to take this success at my age. It was bullshit. — Nicholas Evans

When I started, I decided to devote my life to it and not get sidetracked by all the other bullshit life has to offer — Cliff Burton

Life begins when we get tired of our own bullshit. We must all get bloody tired of our own bullshit, in order for our lives to begin. — C. JoyBell C.

Once you leave out all the bullshit they teach you in school, life gets really simple. — George Carlin

my life's motto: If you're not willing to invent cool-sounding bullshit about yourself, don't expect others to. — Tim Dorsey

You always want someone in your professional life who is going to be honest, who's going to call you on your bullshit. — Mark Owen

All Life Is A Fucking Shit
Where People Whom You Meet Make It
A Bullshit — Nithin Kumar

Your bullshit quotient is higher than my husband — Stephen King

I'd heard a lot of bullshit in my life, but "I have to be your only one" might've secured itself in the number one spot. — Whitney G.

If you want to become enlightened, you've got to get all the bullshit out of your life. You have to clear up your mind completely. — Frederick Lenz

This is an essential element of the business of being a man: to flood everyone around you in a great radiant arc of bullshit, — Michael Chabon

Funny how when your life is mostly bullshit, you turn off feeling.
Sometimes it's hard to turn it back on again. — Ellen Hopkins

Fuck it, it was stupid. Theories about life were always bullshit. — Lev Grossman

Life as a Person is Unfair, Life as an Actor is Bullshit — Joshua Teya

Karma will hit you. So don't say bullshit. — Ainun Annisa

Life is too short for grief. Or regret. Or bullshit. I — Edward Abbey

I've never seen any life transformation that didn't begin with the person in question finally getting tired of their own bullshit. — Elizabeth Gilbert

My grandmother used to say, "Into everyone's life a little rain must fall---rain, assholes, and assorted bullshit . — Jenny Lawson

But then, my entire life is bullshit. The best things in it have vanished, ghosts. Ghosts I'll admit I created. — Ellen Hopkins

I mistakenly believed that my life had finally reached the peak of Crazy Bullshit Mountain. Hindsight — Jeremy Robert Johnson

Life is full of bullshit; reject or deal with it, but move on. — Sue Fitzmaurice

To have no desire is such a load of bullshit--forgive me for being so blunt. To have no passion in one's life is a cop-out for cowards. — Irina Kovalyova

Life is fragile. Screw all that hesitant bullshit. We were going to go for it. — Charles Sheehan-Miles

The toughest bullshit to cut through, is one's own. — Joseph L. Galloway

They say just give up; that the world cannot be changed. Just live your life the best you can. Bullshit! — Bryant McGill

Maybe life is not about accomplishing some bullshit markers. — John Green

Life's too short to bullshit. — Naomi Campbell