Bullshit Quotes: top 100 famous quotes about Bullshit

Bullshit Quotes & Sayings

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To recognize bullshit,
nose is better than ear. — Toba Beta

The only person to blame is the person making up the bullshit. — Oliver Sykes

Until cancer, you care about a lot of bullshit that doesn't really matter. — A.S. King

But there was something about Nola that negated my bullshit ability. — Devon Monk

Sorry, is my new Djinn name Mushroom ? Because I don't like being kept in the dark and fed bullshit, David. Just so you know. — Rachel Caine

A protest song is a song
that's so specific that you
cannot mistake it for bullshit — Phil Ochs

Screw reality. It don't feed my dog. It don't make my Porsche payments. It don't get me laid. Bullshit does that ... and I like it that way. (Leo) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Life is too short to waste on bullshit. — Steph Campbell

Elementary, my dear fucksticks. Bullshit, — Stephen King

The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit. — Richard Pryor

The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it. — Alberto Brandolini

I don't have a short temper, I just have a quick reaction to bullshit — Elizabeth Taylor

What's more, he was going to have a full American breakfast with bacon and eggs, none of this continental bullshit. — Gish Jen

Bullshit is unavoidable whenever circumstance require someone to talk without knowing what he is talking about. — Harry G. Frankfurt

Fishing from a boat seems like dilettante bullshit - like hunting wild boar with a can of spray paint from the safety of a pick-up truck — Hunter S. Thompson

See? There's a silver lining in every dark cloud or whatever bullshit they say. — J. Lynn

Bullshit is bullshit, it just goes by different names — Paul Weller

But I say their rules are bullshit. I say there are no rules but the ones a man makes for himself. — Dennis Lehane

You don't have to pay tax on bullshit — Yu Hua

In a world where we're constantly being reassured that it's what's on the inside that counts, it's essential to understand that's bullshit. — The Betches

Life begins when we get tired of our own bullshit. We must all get bloody tired of our own bullshit, in order for our lives to begin. — C. JoyBell C.

Idiots vs. Fools [10w]
Idiots listen to other's bullshit;
fools listen to their own. — Beryl Dov

And I know this sounds like another bullshit breakup line, but I really would like to be your friend. — Richelle Mead

Once you leave out all the bullshit they teach you in school, life gets really simple. — George Carlin

I felt so detached from all this shit, all this high-school-is-ending-So-we-have-to-reveal-that-deep-down-we-all-love-everybody bullshit. — John Green

The further your job is from the money, the closer you are to the bullshit. — Tim Heaton

my life's motto: If you're not willing to invent cool-sounding bullshit about yourself, don't expect others to. — Tim Dorsey

You always want someone in your professional life who is going to be honest, who's going to call you on your bullshit. — Mark Owen

One man's accuracy is another man's bullshit. — Alex Winter

Bullshit is truly the American soundtrack. — George Carlin

No celebrity bullshit,no self promotion,an amazingly gifted player who remained an unaffected human being — Roy Keane

I haven't played a single game all year. This is bullshit! — Georges Laraque

You're like a tornado of bullshit right now. We'll talk again when your bullshit dies out over someone else's house. — Justin Halpern

Working with language is a means by which we can identify the bullshit within ourselves (and others). — George Saunders

I want my mother right now. I want her so desperately that I physically ache to have her hold me, and it's absolutely bullshit that I have no one. — Jessica Park

Anyone else asks how I'm doing I'll say okay, and that wil be bullshit. It's true, but it'll stil be bullshit. — Eileen Wilks

Your bullshit culture licking can't stop the death watch ticking. — Ozzy Osbourne

Whole new theories of money were growing here like mushrooms: in the dark and based on bullshit. — Terry Pratchett

New England: All of the Bitterness, Most of the Boating, None of the Bullshit. — Caroline Kepnes

Damn Disney & all their happily-after-ever, unrealistic bullshit stories — Jillian Dodd

For a man with no cows you talk a lot of bullshit, Ryan. — Michael Robotham

The bank of lockers was down, the airlock door up. Human brains needed an answer, even if they had to make up something they knew was bullshit. — James S.A. Corey

The deadliest bullshit is odorless, and transparent. — William Gibson

Gossip is unfounded bullshit. Opinions are ours by rights of the Constitution. — Carolyn Brown

It was just she was so full of bullshit and someone needed to call her on it and ... and ... she reacted so beautifully. — Sarra Manning

Crosses only scare vampires away because they're allergic to bullshit. — Richard Pryor

It's all bullshit, folks and it's bad for ya. — George Carlin

Try again, I've gotten much better at detecting your bullshit — Alexandra Bracken

Blood, especially fake, and guns, this is bullshit. It works in the movie, but on set it doesn't work for me. — Vincent Cassel

Jesus is Lord, and everything else is bullshit. — Stanley Hauerwas

Lawyers will always buckle under to something, whether its bribes, violence, court orders, or the weight of their own bullshit. — James Alan Gardner

BFF manifesto rule number one: no bullshit. If I thought you were insane, I'd tell you -Anita — Eileen Cook

You were what you were and you are what you are. Fuck that regrets bullshit. — Irvine Welsh

If you see something out there that is bullshit, you can replace it with something that is not. — Priceonomics

Master your instrument. Master the music. And then forget all that bullshit and just play. — Charlie Parker

I'm trying to give people the chance to put out their music without the bullshit pressures of other labels. — Dizzee Rascal

There's actually a lot of bullshit in my Google search. They killed me in one of them! I died in one of my Google searches. — Kevin Hart

Some people wish they could have invented the wheel. But I'm trying to reinvent the wheelbarrow, to more efficiently haul around my bullshit. — Jarod Kintz

He was making up a story, and she was buying into his bullshit. That was a recipe for disaster — Miranda Liasson

The trouble with giving yourself a pep talk is, that deep down you know it's all bullshit. — Sophie Kinsella

Advice is bullshit. It's just one asshole's opinion. — Justin Halpern

I think astrology is annoying bullshit-which is so Libra of me — Dan Savage

My bullshit was that I adore you and I don't have fingers or eyes how to deal with it. — Rick Shapiro

I don't like bullshit and pretense.
I can't enjoy the joy at church ...
without some cash in my wallet. — Toba Beta

She sort of had a mushroom childhood.'
'A what?'
'She was plunked down in the dark and fed a lot of bullshit. — Dana Marie Bell

Money talks, bullshit walks. — David Lagercrantz

If you say bullshit on things come in handy,
better revise it before others say otherwise. — Toba Beta

It's bullshit. It's so easy to label people, to look at a list of symptoms and say, This is who you are. This is what you are. — Elizabeth Scott

I can't bullshit you. In all this time, you're the only person I can't fool. It's like you're bullshit-proof. — H.M. Ward

There were no books in the Afterwards, which the people thought was some serious bullshit. — Amber Sparks

When heard someone's boasting,
I could smell shit of bull from afar. — Toba Beta

I was raised to be polite, but not to suffer bullshit. — Stephen King

We weren't Americans like everyone else. We'd always be the other in this bullshit country. — Eddie Huang

I say if you're going to go for the Angel bullshit you might as well go for the Zombie package as well. — George Carlin

Love sticks, and it stays and it braves the bullshit. — Tarryn Fisher

I think that, every time you saw the word EBITDA, you should substitute the word "bullshit" earnings. — Charlie Munger

Never bullshit a bullshiter — Jennifer Niven

You know what I hate, man? Guys that you know haven't seen the film: they just quote a bunch of statistical bullshit. — Jon Gruden

I love you is eight letters ... then again, so is bullshit. — Ville Valo

I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit. — Mel Brooks

There are basically two categories of music: Metal and bullshit. — Bruce Dickinson

You know, you're like no other girl I've ever met. I love that you don't put up with bullshit. — Calia Read

I can't rationalize the brilliance and knowledge that you have about the intricacies of the market with the crazy bullshit I see you do each night. — Jon Stewart

Like me wanting to get nailed made me less of a man than him? That was bullshit. He seemed kind of sexist. I bet he was a fucking Republican. — Megan Erickson

Are you crying, Ringer?"
"My eyes are watering."
"No."
"Don't tell me no, Razor. I don't cry."
"Bullshit. — Rick Yancey

Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit. — Will Smith

My motto is, if it isn't beneficial it isn't necessary. So, if it doesn't benefit me why am I even considering this bullshit? — Drumma Boy

Bullshit, as you Americans say.
He's Irish.
The Irish say bullshit too. — Kevin Hearne

You tell me, Dex, what kind of a bullshit god doesn't care what you did or who you hurt as long as you say you're sorry? Forgiveness — Robin Wasserman

The modern media environment is so overrun with bullshit and static and people trying to sell you stupid crap. It makes you want to bite yourself. — Brad Listi

bullshit french post-war rationalizing — Woody Allen

Maybe life is not about accomplishing some bullshit markers. — John Green

it's hard enough separating the good stuff from the bullshit without adding to the whole mess by wanting to know what you ain't gonna know. — Jim Dodge

I don't say sweet things and make love and all that bullshit. I like sex hard and rough, no holding back. — Joanna Wylde

Hell, a fifty-dollar vibrator could do his job, and I wouldn't have to listen to its bullshit. — Kendall Ryan

I want a Zero Tolerance policy on All The Patriarchal Bullshit. — Caitlin Moran

If bullshit were music, you'd be a big brass band, — A Meredith Walters

Life's too short to bullshit. — Naomi Campbell

However, it must not be assumed that bullshit always and necessarily has pretentiousness as its motive. — Harry G. Frankfurt

I like to read the bible in public places where people are watching me read it. And I like to mumur out to myself: 'Bullshit!' — Zach Galifianakis