Broom Quotes: top 58 famous quotes about Broom

Broom Quotes & Sayings

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Get me a broom. I'll sweep my own office. — Wernher Von Braun

After the hockey stick, Sardara Singh scores with the broom! A great effort by him towards a Swachh Bharat. — Narendra Modi

When I was eight, my pals and I went up to my bedroom, put on our party frocks and mimed to ABBA records using broom handles as microphones. — Kylie Minogue

We tied the knot, jumped over the broom, and drank the champagne! Should we smash the glasses? — Scott G. Brown

I don't care if you fall off your broom as long as you catch the Snitch first. — J.K. Rowling

Penis? Cock? Dick? Wood? Schlong? Womb broom? Clam hammer? Yogurt slinger? — Jewel E. Ann

HARRY, THIS IS NO TIME TO BE A GENTLEMAN!" Wood roared as Harry swerved to avoid collision. "KNOCK HER OFF HER BROOM IF YOU HAVE TO! — J.K. Rowling

Fate comes in and sweeps us all like a big broom, you hear? And the dust goes flyin' and it lands where it lands, and we get no say in the matter. — Barry Lyga

Let's see ... ah, yes, this is nice and cozy. It was a broom cupboard. — J.K. Rowling

I was Ashallayn'darkmyr Tallyn, son of Mab, former prince of the Unseelie Court, and I was not afraid of a witch on a broom. — Julie Kagawa

Never let the guy with the broom decide how many elephants can be in the parade. — Merlin Mann

I was a shy kid with a broom handle that I pretended was a microphone. — Patti LaBelle

I mean, give me a guitar, give me a piano, give me a broom and string, I wouldn't get bored anywhere. — Keith Richards

A broom sweeps clean, and itself becomes soiled; cleanse yourself of those offenses of which you may feel guilty. — Baal Shem Tov

Flipp'er over, flip flip!
Elcric d'na, trats! — Broom

Cedric looked slightly embarrassed. "Harry fell off his broom, Dad," he muttered. — J.K. Rowling

A new broom sweeps clean. — Hildred Rex

There's times when I'm cleaning the kitchen, and while I'm doing that, I'm singing and air guitaring with a broom to 'You Should Be Dancing.' — Corey Taylor

Someone woke up on the wrong side of the broom this morning. — Jodi Picoult

Keep writing for writing is sustenance for the soul. — Christopher Broom

Some have brains, so they get a book! Others are feather-brained, so they get a broom! — Andrzej Sapkowski

If you covered a broom handle with oil and shoved it up my arse, then put me on a trampoline, in a lift, I could write a better song on the walls. — Dylan Moran

The broom wasn't as comforting as a flamethrower would have been, but it was better than a mop and certainly more threatening than a feather duster. — Dean Koontz

When I was a teenager, I was so dumb my mamma knocked me off the porch with a broom. You wish you had so good a mamma. — Deacon Jones

A burnt broom that has had enough, and refuses to burn further ... — Gregory Maguire

We are like broom. We keep on trying to wipe out emotions from our life but during the course we always remain with it. — Chandan Sharma

Inconvenience yourself: ditch the remote, the garage door opener, the leaf-blower; buy a bike, broom, rake, and snow shovel. — Dan Buettner

He wished he could prop his fearful self up in a corner like a broom and walk away. — Nina George

Grab the broom of anger and drive off the beast of fear. — Zora Neale Hurston

The Blessed Virgin used me like a broom, and then put me back in my place. — Bernadette Soubirous

All the wild-witches, those most notable ladies For all their broom-sticks and their tears, Their angry tears, are gone. — William Butler Yeats

I doubt if she's ever used a broom in her life," he said sarcastically. "Except to ride on, of course. — Doreen Owens Malek

Cleaning is therapy for me. I'm not ashamed of holding the duster or broom. — Amisha Patel

In convent, I live for 4 months in a broom closet. I do not rot. — Helena

I was just another long-haired teenage kid with visions of grandeur, strumming a tennis racket or a broom in front of his bedroom mirror. — Jon Bon Jovi

He's swept with the broom of contempt and the rooms have an empty ring. — Joni Mitchell

I think we are all frightened a little bit when a new broom starts to sweep. — Steve Bruce

Do you want to be great? Pick up a broom and sweep the floor. — Mother Teresa

Not a mouse
Shall disturb this hallow'd house:
I am sent with broom before;
To sweep the dust behind the door. — William Shakespeare

Leave your broom at the door... — Dawn Chartier

Shine like the day I set cosmic eyes on you, friend, by the light of the sweet squash in my lovely laser broom. — Bradley Chicho

It's not like I ride a broom into interviews. I don't hang upside down with a cape on. — Trent Reznor

Sleeping. The word came out with an adorable lack of anything resembling an L, closer to something you'd do with a broom than in a bed. — Megan Hart

The person who sweeps the floor should choose the broom. — Howard Behar

Meditation is like a giant broom for sweeping away any stagnant or blocked energy that you may have buried deep in your body. — Deborah King

A new broom can sweep the floor, but an old broom knows where the dirt is. — Paul Mooney

A legal broom's a moral chimney-sweeper, And that's the reason he himself's so dirty — Lord Byron

Don't read the sutras - practice meditation. Don't take up the broom - practice meditation. Don't plant tea seeds - practice meditation. — Ikkyu

She comes by night, in fearsome flight, in garments black as pitch, the queen of doom upon her broom, the wild and wicked witch. — Jack Prelutsky

The only man who makes money following the races is one who does it with a broom and shovel. — Elbert Hubbard

Although Christianity had almost cleanly swept through Igbo land, crumbs and pieces of the African traditional religion had eluded the broom. — Chigozie Obioma

Don't invite the friend in distress to call; just show up - and don't forget the mop and broom. — David P. Ingerson

It was a year for the ages, like 79, like 1346, to name just a few. Forget the scythe, Goddamn it, I needed a broom or a mop. And I needed a vacation. — Markus Zusak

I can juggle, not well ... I can balance a broom on my chin. I can do very simple carny tricks, a little sleight of hand with cards and coins. — Rich Sommer

Confession of errors is like a broom which sweeps away the dirt and leaves the surface brighter and clearer. I feel stronger for confession. — Mahatma Gandhi

If you can cut the head off of this broom-goober with that sword, then I'll believe you can gank zombies with it. — Cedric Nye

It'll be a lot less hassle if you can just knock Malfoy off his broom tomorrow. — J.K. Rowling

A broom is drearily sweeping up the broken pieces of yesterday's life. — Jimi Hendrix