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Broken Promise Funny Quotes By Kim Dare: Sit and rest while the other idiots find

Sit and rest while the other idiots find out that they are idiots. — Kim Dare

Broken Promise Funny Quotes By Elizabeth Wurtzel: Oh, Ma, you're looking at all the trees,

Oh, Ma, you're looking at all the trees, and I'm not even in the forest. — Elizabeth Wurtzel

Broken Promise Funny Quotes By Alex Trebek: The only reason I got into broadcasting was,

The only reason I got into broadcasting was, I needed money to pay for my junior and senior years at college, and they hired me, those fools! — Alex Trebek

Broken Promise Funny Quotes By Neil Oliver: I delivered leaflets for my dad and was

I delivered leaflets for my dad and was paid Â£5 per thousand, which was slave labour. — Neil Oliver

Broken Promise Funny Quotes By Mike Huckabee: And the ultimate thing is, I may not

And the ultimate thing is, I may not be the expert that some people are on foreign policy, but I did stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night. — Mike Huckabee

Broken Promise Funny Quotes By Rainbow Rowell: She didn't know there were things worse than

She didn't know there were things worse than selfish. — Rainbow Rowell

Broken Promise Funny Quotes By William H Gass: I cannot estimate how much this pleases me.

I cannot estimate how much this pleases me. I feel I have succeeded to the idleness of God. — William H Gass

Broken Promise Funny Quotes By Alfred North Whitehead: Get your knowledge quickly and then use it.

Get your knowledge quickly and then use it. If you can use it you will retain it. — Alfred North Whitehead

Broken Promise Funny Quotes By Lao-Tzu: Do not shine like jade, instead be humble

Do not shine like jade, instead be humble like a rock. — Lao-Tzu