No matter what losses happen in a given season, the Red Sox always have next year.
— Julianna Baggott
Animals in different countries have different expressions just as the people in different countries differ in expression.
— Gertrude Stein
I hate to say this, but I always listen to the music and the instrumentation first, and then grab on to the lyrics later. — Elton John
Long experience has taught me that in England nobody goes to the theatre unless he or she has bronchitis. — James Agate
Cool is the enemy of funny. You can't be cool and be funny at the same time. Only Eddie Murphy could do that. — Tracy Morgan
Isn't it wonderful how dogs can win friends and influence people without ever reading a book. — Charles E. McKenzie
There's nothing unmanly about surrender. It takes a brave man to give in. — Dev Bentham
