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British Humour Quotes By David Stuart Davies: I grinned. I'm anybody's for a cuppa and

I grinned. I'm anybody's for a cuppa and a biscuit. — David Stuart Davies

British Humour Quotes By McG: I love British voicing and British humour in

I love British voicing and British humour in general. I'm a huge Ricky Gervais fan. — McG

British Humour Quotes By Benny Bellamacina: All the best pubs are built on a

All the best pubs are built on a hill, so you can slope in and roll out. — Benny Bellamacina

British Humour Quotes By Barry Schwartz: Bottom line - the options we consider usually

Bottom line - the options we consider usually suffer from comparison with other options. — Barry Schwartz

British Humour Quotes By Natalie Dormer: I think every actor brings something personal to

I think every actor brings something personal to a role, right? — Natalie Dormer

British Humour Quotes By Benny Bellamacina: Always skip to the pub to enjoy your

Always skip to the pub to enjoy your barley and hops — Benny Bellamacina

British Humour Quotes By Will Advise: Youir're doing this wrong.

Youir're doing this wrong. — Will Advise

British Humour Quotes By Eiji Yoshikawa: Sincerity, even if it speaks with a stutter,

Sincerity, even if it speaks with a stutter, will sound eloquent when inspired. — Eiji Yoshikawa

British Humour Quotes By Bill Bryson: The pleasant fact is that the British are

The pleasant fact is that the British are not much good at violent crime except in fiction, which is of course as it should be. — Bill Bryson

British Humour Quotes By John Cleese: And now for something completely different . .

And now for something completely different . . . — John Cleese

British Humour Quotes By Matt Rudd: At no point during the making of this

At no point during the making of this book have I inverted my penis although I did go to Blackpool which turned out to be almost as painful. — Matt Rudd

British Humour Quotes By Heather Locklear: You can't keep changing men, so you settle

You can't keep changing men, so you settle for changing your lipstick. — Heather Locklear

British Humour Quotes By Jason Sellards: British humour is very cruel. It's my favourite

British humour is very cruel. It's my favourite kind of humour; if it isn't cruel and funny it doesn't really cut the cake for me. — Jason Sellards

British Humour Quotes By Paul Bloom: I think what a lot of fiction is,

I think what a lot of fiction is, is the imagining of the worst so as to prepare ourselves. — Paul Bloom

British Humour Quotes By Andy Rooney: Numbers tend to give the impression that there's

Numbers tend to give the impression that there's more order in the world than there is. — Andy Rooney

British Humour Quotes By Zadie Smith: The whole plan's so high on the cheese

The whole plan's so high on the cheese factor it's practically Stilton — Zadie Smith

British Humour Quotes By Bea Davenport: The very sight of a daffodil still makes

The very sight of a daffodil still makes me shiver, because spring in the north of England is always so bitter. — Bea Davenport

British Humour Quotes By Charlotte Fallowfield: Some people just don't find their Prince Charming

Some people just don't find their Prince Charming straight away, they have to search for him. — Charlotte Fallowfield

British Humour Quotes By Clayton Smith: Mincemeat is decidedly British in its nature and

Mincemeat is decidedly British in its nature and can therefore be disregarded entirely where most civilized palates are concerned. — Clayton Smith

British Humour Quotes By Zeenat Aman: And I simply decided to be happy again.

And I simply decided to be happy again. — Zeenat Aman

British Humour Quotes By Ben Mitchell: Hating Britain is a fundamental part of being

Hating Britain is a fundamental part of being British — Ben Mitchell

British Humour Quotes By Quentin Crisp: The British do not expect happiness. I had

The British do not expect happiness. I had the impression, all the time that I lived there, that they do not want to be happy; they want to be right. — Quentin Crisp

British Humour Quotes By Anthony Doerr: He wondered if such things were born into

He wondered if such things were born into people. If perhaps we cannot alter who we are - if the place we come from dictates the place we will end up. — Anthony Doerr

British Humour Quotes By George Herbert: Infants manners are moulded more by the example

Infants manners are moulded more by the example of Parents, then by stars at their nativities. — George Herbert

British Humour Quotes By George Mikes: Q. Why don't the British panic?A. They do,

Q. Why don't the British panic?
A. They do, but very quietly. It is impossible for the naked eye to tell their panic from their ecstasy. — George Mikes

British Humour Quotes By Mahatma Gandhi: Nonviolence is the law of the human race

Nonviolence is the law of the human race and is infinitely greater than, and superior to, brute force. — Mahatma Gandhi

British Humour Quotes By Linda Alfiori: LOVE IS LIKE A DESIGNER FASHION, ENJOY IT

LOVE IS LIKE A DESIGNER FASHION, ENJOY IT WHEN YOU HAVE IT. LET IT GO WHEN IT IS GONE BECAUSE A NEW ONE WILL COME. — Linda Alfiori

British Humour Quotes By Philip O Ceallaigh: Everybody likes to see the loner hitched. It

Everybody likes to see the loner hitched. It tells them everything is right with the world. — Philip O Ceallaigh

British Humour Quotes By Joe Strummer: I found that I was just hopeless at

I found that I was just hopeless at school. It was just a total bore. First, I passed in art and English, and then just art. Then I passed out. — Joe Strummer

British Humour Quotes By Joseph C. Morecraft III: The regulative principle may therefore be seen, in

The regulative principle may therefore be seen, in a particular sense, as a natural inference from the doctrine of total depravity. — Joseph C. Morecraft III

British Humour Quotes By Tom Hooper: A British villain never loses their sense of

A British villain never loses their sense of humour. — Tom Hooper