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Breasts are a scandal because they shatter the border between motherhood and sexuality. — Iris Marion Young

If you take a shower with your boyfriend, I guarantee by the time you step out of that shower, your breasts will be sparkling clean. — Sarah Silverman

He doesn't see my breasts or my waist or my hips. He only sees the nightmare. — Laurie Halse Anderson

Nothing makes you think you might need years of therapy like saying the word breasts in front of your mother. — Katie McGarry

My mom's been having a hard time lately. She just found out that she has to have both of her breasts removed - if she's ever going to be good at golf. — Anthony Jeselnik

I just had to get this stress off my chest like breast reductions. — Immortal Technique

Katenia, are you drunk?"

"No, it's my breasts. I've yet to adjust to my new size. — Eden Ashe

No, no, I could never be a woman. I'd just stay at home and play with my breasts all day. — Steve Martin

No armor. No buckles. Only a few layers of cotton and ten feet of parlor separated his mouth from her breasts. — Meljean Brook

Woman's reason is in the milk of her breasts. — George Meredith

She didn't want to run, period. It made her breasts feel like they were going to detach from her body. — Rainbow Rowell

She walked like a woman who knew she had the world staring at her breasts. — Tarryn Fisher

Having breast cancer is massive amounts of no fun, — Molly Ivins

Your breasts. Your nipples. The insides of your thighs. I want you wet for me, baby. A little drunk and a whole lot wet. — J. Kenner

Nature that framed us of four elements, warring within our breasts for regiment, doth teach us all to have aspiring minds. — Niccolo Machiavelli

The Kathakali Men took off their makeup and went home to beat their wives. Even Kunti, the soft one with breasts. — Anonymous

Her breasts were good, her thighs were terrific. When she shook hands with me, I felt something click down back of my solar plexus. — Robert B. Parker

Throb thine with Nature's throbbing breast. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

A painter who has the feel of breasts and buttocks is saved. — Pierre-Auguste Renoir

What Mufy means is that he is in possession of rather capacious breasts for a male of the human species — Fred Barnett

We would never have scales, feathers, or breasts if we didn't have teeth in the first place. — Neil Shubin

Most of the people near Hitler were mental breast-stroke swimmers. — Ernst Hanfstaengl

A lifetime without breath or thought passed before his fingertips skimmed over the tops of her breasts. — Madeline Martin

The Disco Group ABBA": They were beards and teeth and natural breasts and whiteness. I — Chuck Klosterman

The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her breasts. — Conan O'Brien

Cover your eyes girls! This movie might show breasts. — Pansy Schneider-Horst

Men are very visual, so if you don't want them to notice your stomach, just put fake mustaches on your breasts to distract them. — Amy Poehler

My breasts are so low now I can have a mammogram and a pedicure at the same time. — Joan Rivers

Indeed, all forms of human folly and beastiality touch a very symphathetic chord within our breasts! — J.D. Salinger

She stood with flaccid breasts, somehow still full of herself. — Shannon Bradley-Colleary

American men, as a group, seem to be interested in only two things, money and breasts. It seems a very narrow outlook. — Hedy Lamarr

I do wish my breasts were bigger. Not big ... but less small. — Calista Flockhart

I do like my breasts. They're great, so much fun. You can do what you like with them. — Denise Van Outen

Everyone comes with baggage, make sure you get one that comes with a rack — Josh Stern

I'd definitely pose nude again. No qualms. I actually had my breasts done again. Just updated, like new tires. — Jessica Hahn

You will not look at me," she heard him say to the valets. "You will see only her." A silence. Then, "And you will not look at her breasts. — Karen Marie Moning

There's no shortage of attention junkies with large breasts in Hollywood but only Michael Moore's are real. — Argus Hamilton

You don't think it makes my breasts look like a tiny butt? — Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

And so I'm stupid for thinking they might be useful. Because of something Johanna Mason said while she was oiling her breasts for wrestling. — Suzanne Collins

Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3. — Boris Johnson

The first thing I learned from Judy Blume was that God is the wrong one to ask for bigger breasts. (Stephanie Lessing) — Jennifer O'Connell

Beware of averages. The average person has one breast and one testicle. — Dixie Lee Ray

I like her; I could watch her the rest of my life. She has breasts that smile. — Philip K. Dick

I'm sure some of you are wondering whether my breasts are real. Let me just explain to you. This one is, this one isn't. — Joan Rivers

Breasts and bottoms look boringly alike. Faces, though, can be quite different and a damn sight more interesting! — Lee Remick

I know [my breasts] have opened doors for me, let's be real, — Sofia Vergara

A woman without breasts is like a bed without pillows. — Anatole France

Her breasts were showing and Mr. Player, who was a very strong Quaker, didn't think that was quite proper. — Ian Fleming

In the dance world, you have to have a certain muscular shape; you have to have long limbs and willowy shoulders. It's hard to have breasts. — Sarah Hay

You have splinters in your back."
"Do I? Well, you have a small fortune between your breasts. — Tessa Dare

You shouldn't get breast implants. — Carrie Prejean

All human males were as fascinated with cars as they were with breasts. — Anita Clenney

She laughed and unfastened her bra, unleashing her breasts like attack dogs — Nev Fountain

A fear unlike any he had ever known settled on his heart. 'Jesu, I have no breasts for milking. — Jessica Trapp

If to have breasts is to be human, then to save them is to save ourselves. — Florence Williams

My breasts have a career. I'm just tagging along. — Pamela Anderson

No temple can still the personal griefs and strifes in the breasts of its visitors. — Margaret Fuller

We pass Tinsley's Fried Chicken with the big sign that reads, TRY OUR BIG, JUICY BREASTS. — Donna Cooner

I love Thanksgiving turkey ... It's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. — Arnold Schwarzenegger

What's on your bucket list?" I asked. "I got six things so far," Grandma said. "First off, I want new breasts. These ones I got are a mess. — Janet Evanovich

Breasts are uniformly zeppelinesque and in various perilous stages of semiconfinement. — David Foster Wallace

I like your mother. you have your mother's breasts."
"her breasts."
"great stand-up tits." he said — Don DeLillo

We need the breast and the brightest to- umm the best and the brightest ... — Edward Kennedy

No sane woman would injure her breasts and still want the stigma attached to rape. — S.A. David

Suppressed pain chokes us; in our breasts
It surges, adding ever to its strength. — Ovid

I've got two backs, me - and I'm glad! Tits can be ... mwa, I know, but they're always in the bloody road. Even in bed. — Martin Amis

Her hands were folded just below her breasts, as if in prayer. — Stephen King

Your legs were heaven, your breasts were the alter, your body was the holy land. — Bruce Springsteen

Her breasts rested on the edge of the table. — Lee Child

The headline here is not that a woman exposed a breast. It is, rather, that a breast exposed a woman. — Leonard Pitts

Her figure wasn't bad. Maybe a little round at the breasts and hips, but she was a woman, damn it, not a stick figure. — L.E. Harner

A true Vor, Miles told himself severely, does not bury his face in his liegewoman's breasts and cry
even if he is at a convenient height for it. — Lois McMaster Bujold

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. — Carrie Prejean

One eminently orthodox Catholic divine laid it down that a confessor may fondle a nun's breasts, provided he does it without evil intent. — Bertrand Russell

I don't want to discuss my breasts with the whole world! — Brooke Burke

Matt is suddenly enveloped by an actress. She's doting on him and wearing the skimpiest dress to flash her toned muscles and perky ass and breasts. — Katy Evans

'Legs are for men's pleasure, breasts are for babies'.' - Lib McGovern — Pat Frank

I've got enormous breasts. — James Carville

Maybe this all seems like a digression or even a case of protesting too much, but the point is that I have touched a breast and that I liked it. — Bennett Madison

I wanted to retire from all that, but I guess my breasts still have a career, and I'm just tagging along with them. — Pamela Anderson

I want to be known for my acting, not for my breasts. — Emilia Clarke

Tim decided that he liked breasts that he could touch with no fear of explosion. — Pepper Pace

With small breasts, you don't have to wear a bra with dresses that have some support. It feels sexy without one. — Sandra Oh

The thing that's bad about breasts is that you have to choose between having a mind and having breasts. It'd be nice if you could have both. — Susan Sarandon

If he only wants you for your breasts, legs, and thighs, send him to KFC. — Drake

I love the round, the curves, the undulation, the world is round, the world is a breast — Niki De Saint Phalle

Mitch opened his eyes, closed them, and then opened them wide. "There are big breasts in my face," he announced to anyone who would listen. — Shelly Laurenston

There is one court whose findings are incontrovertible, and whose sessions are held in the chambers of our own breast. — Hosea Ballou

We women should remember that we are much more than just breasts. — Olivia Newton-John

Ingratitude never so thoroughly pierces the human breast as when it proceeds from those in whose behalf we have been guilty of transgressions. — Henry Fielding

Care that is once enter'd into the breast
Will have the whole possession ere it rest. — Samuel Johnson

There is no better test of a man's work than time, which also reveals the thoughts which lay hidden in his breast. — Simonides Of Ceos

Your breath upon the wind shall surely lodge within some breast. Ask not whose breast it is. See only that the breath itself be pure. — Mikhail Naimy

All of us have wonders hidden in our breasts, only needing circumstances to evoke them. — Charles Dickens

Her outfit must have penetrated his unconscious. She wore a shirt of softly fringed suede that clung to her breasts like an unforgiven sin. — Louise Erdrich

My size thirty-six C cup sized breasts spill into his waiting hands. — Theresa Hodge

I like the Indian casino names - Pechangas - Morongos. They all sound like women's breasts. — Ted L. Nancy

There are always too few perfect breasts in this world; leave yours alone. — William Goldman

Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid. — Rita Rudner

He'd known that, of course, but he'd not really let the thought sink in, too distracted by Carrie's perky breasts. — Audrey Alexander