Bowel Quotes
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Bowel Quotes & Sayings
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I am sure that no man asks mercy and grace with true meaning, but if mercy and grace have first been given him.
— Anya Seton
To the unwashed public, Joan Collins is a star. But to those who know her, she's a commodity who would sell her own bowel movement.
— Anthony Newley
When people start talking about their bowel movements, they are inexorable as the processes of which they speak.
— William S. Burroughs
If we lived correctly, there would be no need to concern ourselves with the bowel. However, most of us are not living right.
— Bernard Jensen
Some of life's best moments are during a good bowel movement, and to have that robbed from you, I can't even imagine.
— Chuck Wendig
There's three things in this world that you need: Respect for all kinds of life, a nice bowel movement on a regular basis, and a navy blazer.
— Robin Williams
Is a decent bowel movement too much to ask for?
— Nick Wilgus
Then he leans back in his chair, pressing his hands together like he's having an intellectual bowel movement, his brows seriously furrowed.
— J. Lincoln Fenn
My whole family is really close. I'm lucky for that.
— Landon Liboiron
- You know what this is?- Nope
- It's a bowel disruptor. And you are just full of shit. — Warren Ellis
Please do not say magic like you are discussing a bowel movement ... Humanity expects the lights, so they are provided.
— Thomm Quackenbush
Michael Arndt, that guy - you're just supposed to say nice things about other writers, but I worship Michael Arndt.
— Damon Lindelof
I've always been more afraid of being left alone or left out than of things that go bump in the night.
— Nelson Gidding
Caleb could be so testy for no known reason. At times, it was like dating a woman with irritable bowel syndrome. Or rabies.
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
Why be uptight about bowel movements and sex? We all have sex. We all have penises except for those of us who have vaginas. — Howard Stern
There are nine-and-sixty ways of constructing tribal lays, And every single one of them is right.
— Rudyard Kipling
Esperanza, that you,
— Pam Munoz Ryan
In fact, many children come to autism clinics early on with GI/bowel disturbances.
— Gerald Fischbach
An elderly camper realizes, with heart-skipping dismay, that during his afternoon bowel movement, he is unwittingly shitting on a zombie.
— Robert Kirkman
Aspirin and ibuprofen combat inflammation everywhere but the stomach and bowel; there they create inflammation.
— Mary Roach
Cioran, bureaucratic heart of the Empire. Or if not heart, kidney. Maybe small bowel.
— James S.A. Corey
Some women marry houses. It's another kind of skin; it has a heart, a mouth, a liver and bowel movements.
— Anne Sexton
I worked because I could control it.
— Mitch Albom
London darkens the map like England's bowel polyp. There is a whole country up here.
— David Mitchell
I kept the coffee pot in my office on the pretense of monitoring Cookie's caffeine intake. Actually, it was my answer to potpourri.
— Darynda Jones
God can use impure vessels to serve his holiness
— Bangambiki Habyarimana
I used to care more about the score than I do now.
— Darrell Royal
The tuba is certainly the most intestinal of instruments, the very lower bowel of music.
— Peter De Vries
The wealth of the well-to-do of an industrial society is both the cause and effect of the masses' well-being.
— Ludwig Von Mises
