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Bottom Funny Quotes By Baz Luhrmann: I feel funny about owning art. I don't

I feel funny about owning art. I don't really want to say: 'Wow, come and see my Monet - it's in a dark room at the bottom of my cellar.' — Baz Luhrmann

Bottom Funny Quotes By Noel Coward: Never trust a man with short legs. His

Never trust a man with short legs. His brains are too near his bottom. — Noel Coward

Bottom Funny Quotes By Homer: When will I learn? The answers to life's

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a
bottle. THEY'RE ON TV! — Homer

Bottom Funny Quotes By Alan Coren: The role of humour is to make people

The role of humour is to make people fall down and writhe on the Axminster, and that is the top and bottom of it. — Alan Coren

Bottom Funny Quotes By Bill Maher: To most Christians, the Bible is like a

To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click 'I agree'. — Bill Maher

Bottom Funny Quotes By Henny Youngman: Why does the New Italian navy have glass

Why does the New Italian navy have glass bottom boats? To see the Old Italian Navy! — Henny Youngman

Bottom Funny Quotes By Sol Luckman: I knew I was in deep shit. I

I knew I was in deep shit. I didn't know how deep - just that I still hadn't touched bottom. — Sol Luckman

Bottom Funny Quotes By Dennis Conner: Sailing is just the bottom line, like adding

Sailing is just the bottom line, like adding up the score in bridge. My real interest is in the tremendous game of life. — Dennis Conner

Bottom Funny Quotes By Danny DeVito: What do you call 500 lawyers lying on

What do you call 500 lawyers lying on the bottom of the Ocean? A good start.. — Danny DeVito

Bottom Funny Quotes By Twisted Hilarity: You 'accidentally' touched his bottom? Didn't that happen

You 'accidentally' touched his bottom? Didn't that happen when you last saw him as
well? Surprising how often that seems to be a problem. — Twisted Hilarity

Bottom Funny Quotes By Jonathan Agnew: I've never got to the bottom of streaking

I've never got to the bottom of streaking — Jonathan Agnew

Bottom Funny Quotes By Tabitha Suzuma: It's funny how you can think you've reached

It's funny how you can think you've reached rock bottom, then sink a whole lot further. — Tabitha Suzuma

Bottom Funny Quotes By Nicole Williams: Has anyone seen a raving bitch with nice

Has anyone seen a raving bitch with nice hair? Holly shouted at the bottom of the stairs. Everyone who heard her pointed in a different direction. — Nicole Williams

Bottom Funny Quotes By Julie Anne Peters: Wiping the rivulet of sweat running down my

Wiping the rivulet of sweat running down my ear with the bottom of my muscle shirt, I snuck a sniff under my pit. Whoa. Kill a moose — Julie Anne Peters