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Once I threw a water bottle from the stage into the audience, and it hit Tony Bennett in the head. It was a special moment for me. — Marilyn Manson

When we can't bottle our tears up anymore, God catches every one in His bottle. God's catching every falling tear because He won't let us fall apart. — Ann Voskamp

With alcoholic ritual, the whole point is generosity. If you open a bottle of wine, for heaven's sake have the grace to throw away the damn cork. — Christopher Hitchens

I love it when the dark bottle of night spills out, and the Moon writes in chalk about us — John Geddes

The world needs water. For every bottle of wine you drink you contribute to conserving the drinking water reserves. — Paul-Emile Victor

The other guys just caught lightning in a bottle with a great game. — Rick Pitino

An empty bottle has life. — Santosh Kalwar

Everyone knows a Wixen when we smell one. You smell the prettiest, a mixture of strawberries, sex and deceit. Dior should bottle it. — Beverley Price

Nothing that is worthwhile is ever easy. — Indira Gandhi

Uh, I do not wear a wig in 'Star Trek' like I did in 'Bottle Shock,' thank God. 'Bottle Shock' will be the last wig movie I ever do. — Chris Pine

My fear is that, had I stayed in Jersey, I would have become Snooki because I'm just a bottle of hair dye away. — Melissa Rauch

Proper writing ink comes in a bottle, can be swirled like brandy in a glass, and smells like apple blossom after rain. — Fennel Hudson

Men live alongside one another like cattle; it is a miracle if once in a while they manage to share a bottle of booze. — Michel Houellebecq

Why don't I like you?"
"Because you think I'm an asshole, and I'm not really, I'm just British and, well, you're not. — Alan Rickman

I wish it was that easy to get turned on for me - at this point, I need a bottle of Belevere and a fighterjet. — Chelsea Handler

Decent people live around here and that's how we're going to live. You're Americans now. He had his Chivas Regal bottle on his knee. — Junot Diaz

One of my most exciting Saturday nights was just me and a bottle of wine and a crochet book. — Jessica Pare

The doctor lifted the bottle. "Thank you," said Felix. "I never drink spirits."
"You will," said the doctor. — Djuna Barnes

A bottle of wine was good company. — Ernest Hemingway,

A bottle of wine begs to be shared; I have never met a miserly wine lover — Clifton Fadiman

In all the good Greek of Plato
I lack my roastbeef and potato.

A better man was Aristotle,
Pulling steady on the bottle. — John Crowe Ransom

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a
bottle. THEY'RE ON TV! — Homer

If you answered, 'Spin the Bottle,' then I frankly do not want to know any more about your childhood. — Dave Barry

Have you been drinking, Ms. Brycin?" "Does a bottle of tequila laced with heroin count? I also had some battery fluid ... was that not a good thing? — Stacey Marie Brown

People should have fun with wine. A bottle should sit on your dinner table like all of the other condiments. — Andre Hueston Mack

I never let myself yearn for Buckley, afraid he might see my image in a mirror or a bottle cap. Like everyone else I was trying to protect him. — Alice Sebold

When they figure out how to bottle up orgasms and sell them as a food additive, I'll be first in line. — Nenia Campbell

The shortest way out of Manchester is notoriously a bottle of Gordon's gin. — William Bolitho

Life is like pouring water into a Coca- Cola bottle; if you're the least bit scared you can't do it — Olive Ann Burns

Writing this letter is like putting a note in a bottle
And hoping
It will reach Japan. — Alice Munro

Sheepish butlers' surgical bottle battles"
a tongue twister p.364 — Haruki Murakami

I think his actual words were 'I couldn't face it without a bottle, — Suzanne Collins

A bottle of gin sat in the center of the table. More emptiness than gin in the bottle. — Colum McCann

15 men on the dead mans chest - yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum — Robert Louis Stevenson

A drunkards purse is a bottle. — George Herbert

To meet Roosevelt with all his buoyant sparkle, his iridescence, was like opening a bottle of champagne. — Winston Churchill

Next to the first Henry and Meg, Henry had written, "Promise?"
Well, that genie's out of the bottle and there's no stuffing her back in. — Laura Anderson Kurk

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. — Louis Pasteur

A certain red cardinal sounded like a little bottle being filled up, up, up with some clear liquid. — Elizabeth Enright

I was so in love I went into my room and drank half a bottle of Robitussin. — Adam Rapp

Mix ingredients. Close bottle with a cork and fix cloth rags around the mouth. Soak rag in kerosene immediately before use. Light and enjoy! — Matt Kindt

I think I'm losing my bottle. I think I'm going tonto. — Martin Amis

(On her son) I've met writer's block. He is short, diapered and keeps unplugging my laptop. Good news: he can be conquered with a bottle and a nap. — Cyrese Covelli

I don't mind 800 million Chinese drinking a bottle [of Coca-Cola] a day, but I don't want them to bring back the empties. — Art Buchwald

It's not your instincts that are the problem. It's your tendency to drown them in a bottle. — Sabrina Jeffries

The whole world's a bottle, And life's but a dram, When the bottle gets empty, It sure ain't worth a damn. — Bob Dylan

I hate when I'm on a flight and I wake up with a water bottle next to me like oh great now I gotta be responsible for this water bottle — Kanye West

Said Aristotle unto Plato, 'Have another sweet potato?' Said Plato unto Aristotle, 'Thank you, I prefer the bottle.' — Owen Wister

Was I like honey thinking it's a small bear, not realizing the bear is just the shape of its bottle? -Cheryl — Miranda July

A bottle of alcohol shortens your life by 4min, a cigar shortens your life by 6min and a day of work shortens your life by 8 hours. — Robin Sacredfire

The entrepreneurial instinct is in you. You can't learn it, you can't buy it, you can't put it in a bottle. It's just there and it comes out. — Alan Sugar

He was like a bottle and music was the wine.... She liked to be near him when it poured. — Carolina De Robertis

A shot of brandy can save your life, but a bottle of brandy can kill you. — Cary Grant

Your mathematics seem to me very like a bottle of mixed pickles the more you fish for what you want the less chance you have of getting it. — L. Frank Baum

I started writing everything down.I wrote for the same reason someone lost sticks a message in a bottle.
I'm here. Help. Please find me. — Heather Sellers

If we could bottle your luck, we'd have a weapon of mass destruction on our hands. — Stephenie Meyer

One holds a bottle of red wine by the neck, a woman by the waist, and a bottle of champagne by the derriere. — Mark Twain

If I had time in a bottle, if words could make wishes come true, I'd save everyday for eternity passes. And then I would spend them with you. — Jim Croce

You have to be strong enough to stay off the bottle. For you. Not me. — Abigail Roux

He forestalls death with an orange pill bottle, just a few more weeks, fifty pills at a time. — Thomm Quackenbush

As if the dead really do persist, even in a bottle of wine. — Thomas Pynchon

I always run in the morning on an empty stomach, and I'll go through a bottle and a half of water. Then I have a protein drink or I eat egg whites. — Drew Carey

My new favourite smell is new baby smell. It makes me so happy. If someone could bottle that, I'd love to have it. — Jane Krakowski

You know that even very intelligent people glory in being able to empty one bottle more than the next man. — Albert Camus

I used to drink from my little sister's bottle when she was a baby. — Jessica Jung

Act
on your impulse,
swallow the bottle,
cut a little deeper,
put the gun to your chest. — Ellen Hopkins

Left all my Beatle records out in the sun, got a coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue. — Al Yankovic

He is raw sex in a bottle, uncorked. And somebody needs to cork it! — Karen Marie Moning

He was a moth to her flame, a marshmallow to her campfire, a redneck to her bottle rocket ... — Nine Naughty Novelists

There's no way I can be tossed around like a bottle slapped here and there on the waves. — Nhat Hanh

My wife will tell you that if you feel my hands before I walk on for a performance, you could chill a bottle of wine. — Mandy Patinkin

Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whiskey, and a dog to eat the rare steak. — Johnny Carson

It's bad to get up early, stand at your typewriter and work, then find it's nothing and take a bottle to bed. — Ray Bradbury

A bottle of wine Still to be drunk, A bundle of thoughts Still to be thunk. — Robert Breault

[Wine is] poetry in a bottle. — Clifton Fadiman

You know every alley in my mind, every broken bottle and rat scuttling in there. — Joanna Bourne

Her dresses. Her shoes. A bottle of her perfume. You don't need much to remember someone, Francisco. Even one thing will do. — Mitch Albom

I never had a childhood. Not like the rest of them anyway. I had a starting point from which I have never stopped running. — Dave Matthes

Nobody sells books like J.K. Rowling. We have a rule in publishing: Never compare anything to 'Harry Potter' because it's like lightning in a bottle. — Cassandra Clare

Connection was the thing, whether through bed, bottle, grand inquisitorial session. — Anthony Burgess

If I could bottle the benefits of a healthy lifestyle in a pill, it would become a blockbuster drug. — Rajiv Misquitta

If I could bottle kindness, I wonder if formaldehyde would preserve it. — Amanda Mosher

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? — Steven Wright

I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy. — Fred Allen

But first, I needed to go to the liquor store and buy a bottle of Jack. I didn't drink Jack but I thought now was a very good time to take up bourbon. — Kristen Ashley

The giant imaginary bottle of whiskey is with me. — Rocko

Life is a little like a message in a bottle, to be carried by the winds and the tides. — Gene Tierney

When balancing a bottle of nitroglycerin on the point of a sword, never complicate the task by trying to tap dance. — Dean Koontz

To travel across Spain and finally to reach Barcelona is like drinking a respectable red wine and finishing up with a bottle of champagne. — James A. Michener

Think champagne, drink champagne! — Ellen Dean

My old man's got a problem, he lives with the bottle. — Tracy Chapman

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle, Frau Elena? — Anthony Doerr

Love is like life; when you stop to think about it and analyse the parts that make it, the genie escapes from the bottle — Bangambiki Habyarimana

If if could bottle and patent 'Logic', I'd give it away. — Andrea L'Artiste

I can always stuff you back in the bottle and shove a tampon in the top instead of a stopper, and all the other Djinn will point and laugh- — Rachel Caine

Left me here to cry alone with a bottle of juice and pork chop bone. — Frank Zappa

He bought her a bottle of lime pickle which seems to me a very intimate thing to do; it suggests he knows what she likes to taste. — Deborah Levy

Because the world all twisted up and wrong, like distorted glass, only came back into focus if you looked at it through the bottom of a bottle. — Terry Pratchett

I have always had more dread of a pen, a bottle of ink, and a sheet of paper than of a sword or pistol. — Alexandre Dumas

It gets to be 2 a.m., and they hand you a bottle of whipped cream and some syrup and things start getting silly. — Susan Sarandon