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And I have gifts for you, the brave navigator of the Argo II!" "I like to think of myself as captain," Leo said. "Or supreme commander. — Anonymous

Step one, accept she was a damn boss. Step two, hide all the knives, guns, and maybe the pillows, too. — J.J. McAvoy

Well, clearly not. Goodness boss, just look at those filthy paws. I've never seen any fish carry paws like those. Usually they are cleaner. — H.S. Crow

You never know if you can actually do something against all odds until you actually do it. — Abby Wambach

Church's boss was a dick too--justice! — R.R. Virdi

Oppressive bastards, think they own the place. I told them that karma's going to kick their asses ... — Laurie Halse Anderson

Rappers on their sophomores ... actin' like they boss lords.
Fame's such a funny thing for sure when niggas start believing all those encores. — Pusha T

That's my main flaw: I always think authority figures or my boss is going to think something I do is funny. And usually they don't. — Jimmy Kimmel

The question who ought to be boss is like who ought to be the tenor in the quartet? Obviously, the man who can sing tunor. — Henry Ford

Her lawn looks like a meadow, And if she mows the place She leaves the clover standing And the Queen Anne's Lace. — Edna St. Vincent Millay

You can't draw a tattoo on the face and expect it to be hidden when you don't wear a veil. — S.A. David

He looked longingly out the window at the towering skyline of New York City and thought about jumping. It would hurt less than following orders. — Kelly Moran

On a TV show, you don't know where the character is going. — Matthew Morrison

I trained myself to perform on the field. — Steve Carlton

No man is the boss of his own house, but he can make up for it, he thinks, by making a dog play dead. — W.C. Fields

The thundering voice that wrings, in one dark, damning moment, crimes of years! — James Gates Percival

As of right now, I'm still waiting to meet Halle Berry. And she is single. — Brian Austin Green

You've got to think about the big things while you're doing small things, so that all the small things go in the right direction. - Alvin Toffler — David Allen

You have everything inside you, though you sometimes only recognise certain bits relating to the current stage of your path. — Jay Woodman

It doesn't matter what your boss thinks as long as he doesn't cry. — Gerry Geek