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Boots Funny Quotes By Charles Dickens: If you could see my legs when I

If you could see my legs when I take my boots off, you'd form some idea of what unrequited affection is. — Charles Dickens

Boots Funny Quotes By Laurann Dohner: She rolled over and sat up as he

She rolled over and sat up as he bent, tearing off his boots. "Whatcha doing?"
"Getting naked."
"I like that. — Laurann Dohner

Boots Funny Quotes By Bill Bailey: Do not crush the flowers of wisdom with

Do not crush the flowers of wisdom with the hobnail boots of cynicism. — Bill Bailey

Boots Funny Quotes By Osho: A little foolishness, enough 2 enjoy life, &

A little foolishness, enough 2 enjoy life, & a little wisdom to avoid the errors, that will do — Osho

Boots Funny Quotes By Austin O'Malley: When walking through the "valley of shadows," remember,

When walking through the "valley of shadows," remember, a shadow is cast by a light. — Austin O'Malley

Boots Funny Quotes By Barry Venison: I always used to put my right boot

I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my right sock. — Barry Venison

Boots Funny Quotes By Samuel Pepys: I see it is impossible for the King

I see it is impossible for the King to have things done as cheap as other men. — Samuel Pepys

Boots Funny Quotes By John Sandford: If I get killed, put my boots back

If I get killed, put my boots back on me. — John Sandford

Boots Funny Quotes By Kim Harrison: No one wears buckles anymore, and I decided

No one wears buckles anymore, and I decided to get him some real boots next winter solstice.Some sexy guy boots. Yeah. — Kim Harrison

Boots Funny Quotes By J.R. Ward: Then again, the urge to commit matricide was

Then again, the urge to commit matricide was stressful as shit-when you couldn't act on it. — J.R. Ward

Boots Funny Quotes By Auliq Ice: Yes every performer is applauded what matters are

Yes every performer is applauded what matters are its echoes surrounded! — Auliq Ice

Boots Funny Quotes By Delia Ephron: As complicated as joint custody is, it allows

As complicated as joint custody is, it allows the delicious contradiction of having children and maintaining the intimacy of life-before-kid s. — Delia Ephron

Boots Funny Quotes By M.F. Moonzajer: I should have imagined how ugly life could

I should have imagined how ugly life could be without you, how painful without your love and how lonely without your smiles. — M.F. Moonzajer

Boots Funny Quotes By Friedrich Nietzsche: What is more harmful than any vice? Practical

What is more harmful than any vice? Practical sympathy and pity for all the failures and all the weak : Christianity. — Friedrich Nietzsche

Boots Funny Quotes By Richard Fortey: I confess that the idea of taking off

I confess that the idea of taking off one's boots in a howling squall to safeguard fossils that had survived since the Precambrian had its funny side. — Richard Fortey