Book Humor Quotes
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Book Humor Quotes & Sayings
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I used to get upset if somebody I didn't like loved a book I loved. That's MY book, I'd think.
— Abigail Thomas
Sometimes, if you close your eyes and keep still, you can be invisible. Ostriches know this." - Constantine
— Jamie Delano
Or and this she knew was a far more accurate way of looking at it
the book was true and reality was lying. — Terry Pratchett
Women were tricky creatures under the best of circumstances. This was not the best of circumstances.
— Genevieve Dewey
CUSTOMER: Do you have this children's book I've heard about? It's supposed to be very good. It's called Lionel Richie and the Wardrobe.
— Jen Campbell
Not that it isn't great to see you. But it's not so great for you. What'd you do wrong? Laugh at his dick?
— Margaret Atwood
You had to admire a guy who called his own new book a classic before it was published and anyone else had a chance to read it.
— William Goldman
Did you ever wish you had a book that would explain the full meaning of life's random happenings to you?
— Mariko Tamaki
Nobody understood why opposites attracted, and anybody who said they did was probably selling a book.
— Lynn Blackmar
Oh, hey, kettle, I'm pot and wow, you're black." - Owen
— Olivia Cunning
She could read the phone book and make it sound erotic.
— Kresley Cole
People hide the truth to protect those they love!
— Craig Mercier
The truth is, I feel myself being fascinated and repelled by her: She's both a mirror of myself and a door to part of this island that I'm not.
— Maggie Stiefvater
He was afflicted with an education and a sense of humor. He was inspired by a purpose. He was armed with a phone book. He was doomed.
— Alfred Bester
Kill them with kindness, slay them with a smile and murder them with a kiss. ~Caesar~ The Goodbye Man.
— A. Giannoccaro
I like books that are funny, but that aren't trying to be funny. I like situational humor.
— Shiloh Fernandez
At a certain age almost all the questions a person asks him or herself are really just about one thing: how should you live your life?
— Fredrik Backman
I am not the worst thing that can happen to you, but I will be the last. ~Caesar~ The Goodbye Man.
— A. Giannoccaro
All of those who ask for, request or demand a title of this book will be asked to return it immediately.
— Theodore Ficklestein
Look. The world is full of liars, and it's time someone admitted it, shed a light on it, and lightened up about it.
— Lauren Handel Zander
Finally! You're here!"Uh ... Do I know you?"
Well, no ... But you're here, all the same ... — Lynn Weingarten
Writing a book is like sliding down a rainbow! Marketing it is like trudging through a field of chewed bubblegum on a hot, sticky day.
— Betty Dravis
Give your brain a break and read a book.
— Jeff Lyon
Will I have to use a litter box?Emma to Max after he just explained she'll be turning into a puma shifter
The Wallflower (Halle Pumas Book 1) — Dana Marie Bell
Haylee shook her head as soon as they were gone. Christ, how can our family be mankind's best hope?
— Natasha Larry
There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it.
— Bertrand Russell
Our mind has a mind of its own.
— Lauren Handel Zander
You deserve good sperm. You've waited a long time.
— Buffy Andrews
They're book addicts.
— Lemony Snicket
I'm writing a book about Siamese Twins that are attached at the nose. It's called: Stop Staring at Me!
— Zach Galifianakis
Rings try to find their way back to their owner. Someone ought to write a book about it.
— Terry Pratchett
I've just finished my book, I wrote it on penguins. Come to think of it, paper would have been better.
— Milton Jones
This,' whispered the Doctor to Romana, 'is going to be like trying to find a book about needles in a room full of books about haystacks.
— Gareth Roberts
Only one president in this book was a supervillain. Ladies and gentlemen, meet Chester A. Arthur, the Lex Luthor of the American Presidency.
— Daniel O'Brien
Silas consumed only one food, and it was not bananas.
— Neil Gaiman
Awesome ... " Jared spoke up from the other side of the room. "Ember, the Otherworld's wonder mutt.
— Stacey Marie Brown
A hint: perhaps in this case, you should refrain from throwing the book at the audience when you finish.
— Annie Barrows
One morning you wake up with more life behind you than in front of you, not being able to understand how it's happened.
— Fredrik Backman
Jason tilts his head toward me, his hand moving slyly across his book. Stupid. Speech. Woman.
— Cynthia Lord
Toilet paper unrolled and slitheredthen wrapped around my tummy.
That paper tried to roll me up
into an Egyptian mummy. — Melinda K. Trotter
You're not a book person. And now you're not an internet person? What does that leave you?
— Rainbow Rowell
Plus as she put it, Prince Eric was far too hairy and peach colored for her taste. I always thought he was pretty hott, but then again, I am a mammal.
— Kiersten White
True Devdas are Authors
— Santosh Avvannavar
Teenage twerp thought she knew everything about everything.
— Tiffany Reisz
Joke in book:You know the difference between a brownnoser and a shithead, right? Depth perception. — Elisabeth Naughton
Winnie, don't you ever think you're selling yourself short?""Nope. Never. I'm really good at picking quality dick. — Elizabeth Brown
Great books live longer than people.They are gonna bury us all. — Patricia Nedelea
The fact that the biblical book Hebrews is not an epistle of St Paul, or of any other apostle, is proved by what it says in chapter two ...
— Martin Luther
If after reading this book you come to my home and brutally murder me, I do not blame you.
— Jesse Andrews
The day it went live on Kindle, 33 people visited my web site. I wish they'd all bought the book.
— Marilynn Larew
Will I have to use a dictionary to read your book?" asked Mrs. Dodypol. "It depends," says I, "how much you used the dictionary before you read it.
— Alexander Theroux
To me; reading a book is like watching a movie. Once I start, I can't stop until it's over.
— Anonymous
I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.
— Steven Wright
I think there are probably just as many adults who would miss the humor of my books, if not more, as there are children.
— Daniel Handler
I'm Reginald Clark, I'm afraid of the darkSo please do not close this book on me. — Shel Silverstein
I read the fuck out of every book I can get my hands on.
— Nick Hornby
Oops. Sorry, everybody. This book is not officially endorsed by the proper Muse. If it explodes in your hand, my bad.
— Rick Riordan
This book was written using 100% recycled words.
— Terry Pratchett
I reread Mesrine's book every year because the way the story is told is fascinating. Today, we don't have gangsters like Mesrine - he had humor.
— Thomas Langmann
The covers of this book are too far apart.
— Ambrose Bierce
I feel that the characters in my book, if they were real, would be like, "Seriously, another plot twist?
— Meghan Blistinsky
In my book an erection constitutes personal growth.
— Amunhotep El Bey
If you don't want to keep him, then pretend he's a book. Enjoy him for two weeks, then return him
— Shannon Stacey
That's the exciting part about capitalism. It's like surfing, you have to catch the wave. - Martin Peter (aka Vermin Gobsmack)
— Jamie Delano
My friend says she's smart. She reads a book to fall asleep.
— Nicholaa Spencer
If your career doesn't work out, write a book about it.
— Marcy Sheiner
All these sorts of book feature in The Year of Reading Dangerously, which could yet be called Fifty Shades of Great.
— Andy Miller
Whoever that hermit was, he obviously despised his fellow man, and that meant he was OK in Eliot's book.
— Lev Grossman
What do you call a rifle with three barrels?A trifle. — Joseph Rosenbloom
The answer to all of life's problems are out there somewhere its just a question of finding the right book
— Tammy Blackwell
Which is him? The grammar was faulty, maybe, but we could not know, then, that it would go in a book someday.
— Mark Twain
Don't ever trust anyone who's writing a book. They make up lies for a living.
— Rosemary Clement-Moore
My very revered father, I am beginning to think that - Well, there's little peace in this world for a quiet book-loving man.
— Ellery Queen
I don't believe in ONE holy book. I believe all books are holy. Of course, some books are holy shit.
— John Raptor
Got bitten by the book bug?
— Maryann Gestwicki
Far be it from me to keep a woman from her book. That could become dangerous
— Elizabeth Hunter
Life is way too short, so try to enjoy every minute of it with a sense of humor!
— Christina Scalise
