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I'm embracing what I have. I'm a curvier bombshell with big boobs. I'm not high-fashion. I don't do runway. You won't see me at Fashion Week. — Charlotte McKinney

I think that's the biggest misconception - that in order for me to be sexy I have to make sure my boobs are out. — Nicki Minaj

Uncle Bob answered, his tone brusque. "What have you got?"
"Besides great boobs?" I asked.
"On the case."
He was so testy. — Darynda Jones

I said to my husband, 'my boobs have gone, my stomach's gone, say something nice about my legs.' He said, 'Blue goes with everything.' — Joan Rivers

Looked for meaning in every word while men just stared at boobs. Maybe she should content herself to staring at their butts and call it a day. — Katie Graykowski

To all girls with butts, boobs, hips and a waist, put on a bikini - put it on and stay strong. — Jennifer Love Hewitt

Go hug a nursing mom -- but not too hard. Her boobs may hurt. — Cassi Clark

God was havin' himself a good day when he made boobs. He must've stepped back from Eve and said, Yes ma'am! Those'll work. — Bill Engvall

I opened the door. He looked down at my shirt and smiled. "Funny," he said.
"Don't call my boobs funny," I answered. — John Green

Also, please watch your language. Everything you type is being broadcast live all over the world. [12:15] WATNEY: Look! A pair of boobs! - (.Y.) — Andy Weir

When a woman grabs my braids and says "How cute!" I crab her breast and say "How cute!" She never touches me again! — Russell Means

My boobs are fake, my hair's fake but what is real is my voice and my heart. — Dolly Parton

Finn did what he always did when confronted by an angry woman - he checked out her boobs. — Jennifer Estep

I like being small - I've known so many women with big boobs who feel overweight or end up with back problems. — Eva Longoria

With bee-stung lips and bolt-on boobs, — Terry Hayes

I wish men had boobs because I like the feel of them. It's so funny - when I record I sing with a hand over each of them, maybe it's a comfort thing. — Emma Bunton

When I grew up in the '60s, your hair had to be straight and you had to be skinny and have no boobs, and it was like not my era. — Bernadette Peters

Boobs have always been sort of a problem for me." Will's eyes widened. "Boobs are never a problem for anyone. Ever. — Christina Lauren

Sure, I'd love to meet your mom. That way I can see what your boobs will look like in 20 years. Did I just say that out loud? — Michael Makai

Elections in L.A. are so different. Here you've got politicians with phony smiles making false promises to voters with fake boobs and bad toupees. — Jay Leno

I'm not really trying to be sexy. I try to explain to girls that you don't have to have long blond hair and big boobs. — Miley Cyrus

Only on a few occasions had I ever been comfortable showing my body off, and now here I was, taking a job where Asian boobs and ass ran free. — Teresa Lo

Oh my, you big stud, your dancing boobs have enchanted me with your hypnotic sexual magnitudeness. — Kyle Adams

Sure, I had boobs, but that only increased my power. — Jaymin Eve

Personally, I'd prefer a guy who wants to see my boobs. — Sarah Rees Brennan

For God's sake put on your glasses, Sam. You're staring right at my boobs. — Jillian Eaton

Ridge Lawson, will you sign my boobs? — Colleen Hoover

The Church must go, it is the haven of the booboisie, of boobs and bounders and all brummagem mountebanks. — John Fante

At least, my boobs weren't showing this time. — Scarlett Dawn

Boobs," she mumbled around a second slice of pizza. "Boobs are huge now. I hate it. I feel like I'm incubating aliens and they're ready to hatch. — Maya Banks

Peeling apples, just peeling apples. Didn't feel your boobs. No, no, not me — Alice Clayton

You know, drinking milk doesn't make your boobs get any bigger. — Peach-Pit

She seemed like a nice person. A person who leaves her boobs in her bra. Who didn't suck a dick in front of everyone for fun. — C.D. Reiss

He was like Goldilocks, but his porridge was boobs. — Camryn Rhys

I have amazing boobs. They're just perfect. — Jessica Simpson

If we expect all men to have six-packs and biceps, we can't get mad when they expect us to be stick-figures with DD boobs. — Holly Bourne

Uh-huh and since when did Decebel's man boobs begin producing milk? Jacque asked dryly. — Quinn Loftis

The old-boobs Pamela or the new-boobs Pamela? — Michele Bardsley

I sleep best when my head is resting on your delicate pillows of love. — Helena Hunting

I now consider it a good day when I don't step on my boobs. — Joan Rivers

Sometimes I think to myself, what should James Franco say next? And then it comes to me. Boobs. — James Franco

My boobs are so low I had to put curb feelers on my nipples! — Joan Rivers

When I do scenes with Alec Baldwin, he just stares at my boobs. That's how good of an actor he is, he finds a way. — Jane Krakowski

How do my boobs feel ... ? Um, fine?" I said with a shrug. "I've got to be honest, no one's ever asked me that before. — Julianna Scott

My boobs are willing; the rest of me will come along. I'm not one hundred percent sold on you like they seem to be. — Helena Hunting

Just hopped off the plane came back from Vancouv Little white tee sum boobs & bamboo — Nicki Minaj

I wasn't a 'hot chick' in high school. I was 'funny' and a tomboy and probably a little uncomfortable with my amazing boobs. — Iliza Shlesinger

Do whatever you want. Break stuff, touch your penis or boobs to anything, whatever. — Eugene Mirman

What if my boobs decide to grow WHILE I'm at school? — Renata Suerth

I didn't see myself as the busty type. Too bad bodies are issued randomly, not selected to match your personality — Phoebe Kitanidis

Girls have got balls. They're just a little higher up, that's all. — Joan Jett

That's what's nice about being on Comedy Central. You can't show your boobs even if you wanted to. — Ilana Glazer

She leaned in, a tip she had read today on HuffPo's Love & Sex section. Boobs out, smile wide, voice low.
Being sexy was exhausting. — Kate Meader

If I fell into a barrel of boobs, I'd come out sucking my thumb — Ian Holloway

To women who think they're all that, may their boobs drop at a young age. — Kim Karr

With age comes wisdom. You don't need big boobs to be feminine. Look at Liberace. — Joan Rivers

She'd never before seen moobs quite so active and bouncy. — Nicki Elson

That's right ... I'm Gandalf with boobs.

(Valerie Stevens.)

— Sean Cummings

In between levels, he looked at me and asked the question that turns every boy into a man: "Wanna see some boobs?" My time had come. — Tyler Oakley

What's the going price for a stay-in-the-kitchen wife with big boobs and no demands? — Ira Levin

Hmmm . . . what would Marcy's boobs do in this situation? — David Wong

Trying to will yourself bigger boobs? — Tera Lynn Childs

Laugh at yourself. It's the single most important aspect of surviving this crazy business. And that's from the man that gave Cap[tain America] boobs. — Rob Liefeld

Do something, Jayne! Use the Green! Offer it your virgin sacrifice! Flash it your boobs! — Elle Casey

There's a heart beneath the boobs and a brain beneath the wig. — Dolly Parton

My mind works ... two boobs never get me a job. — Erma Bombeck

Spotting the same car three times could have been a coincidence. Kim Kardashian's boobs could be real, too, and that's about as likely. — Jonathan Maberry

Normal girls didn't want their boobs mauled either, and I wholly believed if they could've landed a fist like I could, they would have. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

I got my boobs done because I wanted to even out my lower half, and I thought that would take the focus away from my hips. — Coco Austin

I push up my boobs for Jesus. — Michelle Visage

Halloween is the day I wish I had boobs the most — Michael Clifford

Why is he doing this? What does he get out of it? Will he expect me to show him my boobs? Give him a blow job? Sex? I — Pam Godwin

If my missus is there and she approves of the person I get to bite boobs - and necks. — Stephen Moyer

I was bulimic and anorexic for a while, just hating my body. As an actress, I was never thin enough, never pretty enough. My boobs weren't big enough. — Felicity Huffman

Bob," I said over my shoulder. "Tell her it's me."
"Can't," Bob said in a dreamy tone. "Boobs. — Jim Butcher

A woman could be cobra-thin and starving, but if she had grapefruit boobs and raccoon eyes, she was deliriously happy. — Toni Morrison

It's all fun and games until you have a bad sports bra that causes your boobs to chafe. — Dawn Dais

I hope people realise that there is a brain underneath the hair and a heart underneath the boobs. — Dolly Parton

You're a teenage boy. I have boobs. What part of the equation is missing? — Sarah Beth Durst

If you have a beautiful face you don't need fake boobs to get anyone's attention — Paris Hilton

Wow, brains as well as boobs. — William Goldman

I'm going to get him to sign my boobs. With his tongue. — Rowan Coleman

I am totally against plastic surgery. A lot of people think I have breast implants because I have the biggest boobs in the business. — Tyra Banks

Those boobs of yours are ubiquitous - like God! — Milan Kundera

I had doors slammed in my face as a 14-year-old because my boobs were too big. — Jessica Simpson

I guess when Andie Ward and her double Ds literally came bouncing by, your priorities shifted. — Cara Lynn Shultz

No! Put your damn hand on my boob! — Belle Aurora

If a relative has suffered Ovarian or Breast Cancer, get the genetic screening. It saves lives. — Lisa Jey Davis

I'm in showbiz. I look at my boobs like they're show horses or show dogs. You've got to keep them groomed. — Dolly Parton

Boobs on the make always try to impress with their high level of seriousness (wise guys, with their contempt for all seriousness. — Pauline Kael

When I think of Italy now, I think of accessories, possessions, bad TV, fake boobs, BMWs. — Valeria Golino

Chapter six on woman-on-top positions was my favourite. Because boobs. — Tiffany Reisz

I hold the record for signing the most boobs in my band. — Taylor Momsen

You can get a man's attention if you got a pair of boobs and a butt. I hate to simplify them down so much, but I think it's true. — Sarah Shahi

I know, I've never had boobs before! — Olivia Wilde

You don't need bigger boobs. You need to read better books. — Zag

You can be edgy without showing off your boobs. — Hilary Duff

[On why she doesn't exercise:] If I tried to jog with these boobs, I'd end up with two black eyes. — Dolly Parton

He's got it bad for my boobs. He asked them out on the date, not me. — Helena Hunting

What makes big boobs and perkiness so attractive to boys? I mean, really. Two round, mounds of fat and a fake smile. Yeah, winning attributes. — Gena Showalter