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I don't think cops should wear mirrored sunglasses; the whole time the guy was chewing me out, all I could think was I should cut my bangs.
— Bonnie McFarlane
Sometimes when I'm bored, I like to people watch. And I got to a touristy area and I play this game I just made up. I call it Lesbian or Midwestern?
— Bonnie McFarlane
If you enjoy shaming people, I suggest dentistry as a profession.
— Bonnie McFarlane
I could never be a lesbian because I have a really good sense of humor.
— Bonnie McFarlane
Just a tip if you have a big event to go to or an important meeting, if you cry enough your face swells up giving you a temporary lift.
— Bonnie McFarlane
When you let go of fear and the need to control, you'll experience how mysterious, sacred, and interesting Life can be.
— Melody Beattie
There's no such thing as a feminist - just women who pay for their own breast implants.
— Bonnie McFarlane
You know, women are burdened with all this other crap all the time, like looking good. You need to be really superhuman to be successful as a woman.
— Bonnie McFarlane
Intellectually, I think everyone really knows that women are funny, but it's a weird thing that people keep trotting out.
— Bonnie McFarlane
Cocaine is yucky. I did it once: I was at a party; I was bored. I was like, 'Alright, I'll do a line.' Then I was just bored longer.
— Bonnie McFarlane
We can't undo a single thing we have ever done, but we can make decisions today that propel us to the life we want and towards the healing we need.
— Steve Maraboli
If you really are superior, you don't go around saying you're superior - unless you're Jewish.
— Bonnie McFarlane