Bodden Quotes
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Bodden Quotes & Sayings
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I wasn't always a comic, I used to do honest work.
— Alonzo Bodden
I grew up in the suburbs. I'm an angry suburban nergo. I'm bad in, like, Starbucks. I'll hurt you over a frappuccino.
— Alonzo Bodden
In a relationship you have to communicate, which means listening to her talk. Ladies, you fake orgasms. We fake listening.
— Alonzo Bodden
He was born with a gift of laughter and a sense that the world was mad.
— Rafael Sabatini
These squatters aren't just aliens, drifters and undesirables. They're new world barbarians, conquering free spaces and making them their own.
— James W. Bodden
They are all cheap copies and every one of them is forgotten.
— James W. Bodden
Scientists are trying to invent Viagra for women. It's been along for years ... it's called cash.
— Alonzo Bodden
Death doesn't have to be the end of it. Our love for her is stronger than the grave.
— James W. Bodden
My face is expressionless: a thing of stone. I'm mastering this moment. She won't see anything but what I show her.
— James W. Bodden
I don't like conservatives. They always talk about the good old days. I'm black, we have no good old days.
— Alonzo Bodden
I like psycho chicks ... Yeah, you hook up with a psycho, you're gonna learn something. First thing you learn is how to sleep with one eye open.
— Alonzo Bodden
Death doesn't end our devotion. It only makes it stronger.
— James W. Bodden
We build up celebrities easily here. They tower above us on the public screens: huge and terrifying and out of our reach.
— James W. Bodden
There was something almost painful about that, the intensity of being so vulnerable and so intimate with him.
— Amanda Hocking
That girl has done things to your head.'He pats my back, 'Don't pretend she's not crawling inside of yours. — James W. Bodden
Nothing good ever climbed up the side of a boat.
— Alonzo Bodden
Every day theres something new. Something's going to destroy us all. Then it disappears.
— Alonzo Bodden
When the parent is qualified to discipline, he probably does not feel like it, and when he feels like it, he is probably not qualified.
— Douglas Wilson
He wanted, one day, to be a person who went out of his way to find out what made other people happy.
— Matthew Thomas
I could always make people laugh.
— Alonzo Bodden
I love not to be choked with other men's thoughts.
— George Eliot
Truth is a matter of semantics, whether we like it or not.
— Michael Robotham
He took down a heavy brown volume from his shelves. Eglow, Eglonitz - here we are, Egria. It
— Arthur Conan Doyle
I have fantasies of burning down an insurance company just so THEY have to make a claim ...
— Alonzo Bodden
Men see beauty wherever they can get it. But that's the allure of the Red Light Princess. Like any good whore, she's whoever you want her to be.
— James W. Bodden
Watching news showing all the same sex marriages. How long before first same sex divorce?
— Alonzo Bodden
I ride because there's nothing like in the world. It's a passion. It's something I absolutely have to do and I can never imagine not doing it.
— Alonzo Bodden
