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Bob Hope Quotes By Mort Sahl: I watched Ken Burns' Civil War series on

I watched Ken Burns' Civil War series on PBS. My favorite segment is when Bob Hope entertains the troops at Gettysburg. — Mort Sahl

Bob Hope Quotes By Bob Hope: I was lucky, you know, I always had

I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half. — Bob Hope

Bob Hope Quotes By Bob Hope: It was a typically British birth ... I

It was a typically British birth ... I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward ... I came out in sympathy. — Bob Hope

Bob Hope Quotes By Bob Hope: It's so cold here in Washington, D.C., that

It's so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets. — Bob Hope

Bob Hope Quotes By Bob Hope: Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. — Bob Hope

Bob Hope Quotes By Bob Hope: America is a country where the Olympics and

America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan - Go for the Gold. — Bob Hope

Bob Hope Quotes By Bob Hope: You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor's age by

You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor's age by the rings on her fingers. — Bob Hope

Bob Hope Quotes By Bob Hope: The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn't

The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn't got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it. — Bob Hope

Bob Hope Quotes By Bob Hope: A photographer kept shooting me every time I

A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream. — Bob Hope

Bob Hope Quotes By Bob Hope: There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately

There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood. — Bob Hope

Bob Hope Quotes By Bob Dylan: Lay down the song you strum,And rest yourself

Lay down the song you strum,
And rest yourself 'neath the strength of strings
No voice can hope to hum. — Bob Dylan

Bob Hope Quotes By Bob Hope: I see the Beatles have arrived from England.

I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight - and that was just their hair. — Bob Hope

Bob Hope Quotes By Bob Hope: The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact

The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he's not running for anything. — Bob Hope

Bob Hope Quotes By Bob Goff: The shallow end of hope is usually the

The shallow end of hope is usually the deep end of grace. — Bob Goff

Bob Hope Quotes By Bob Marley: Today, people struggle to find what's real. Everything

Today, people struggle to find what's real. Everything has become so synthetic that a lot of people, all they want is to grasp onto hope. — Bob Marley

Bob Hope Quotes By Bob Hope: I just hope I don't have to explain

I just hope I don't have to explain all the times I've used His name in vain when I get up there. — Bob Hope

Bob Hope Quotes By Bob Hope: You know what a fan letter is -

You know what a fan letter is - it's just an inky raspberry. — Bob Hope

Bob Hope Quotes By Bob Hope: Golf is my real profession. Entertainment is just

Golf is my real profession. Entertainment is just a sideline. I tell jokes to pay my greens fees. — Bob Hope

Bob Hope Quotes By Bob Hope: I've always been in the right place and

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there. — Bob Hope

Bob Hope Quotes By Bob Hope: Lots of travel, away from home.

Lots of travel, away from home. — Bob Hope

Bob Hope Quotes By Ronald Reagan: My golf-loving friend Bob Hope asked me what

My golf-loving friend Bob Hope asked me what my handicap was, so I told him - the Congress. — Ronald Reagan

Bob Hope Quotes By Bob Hope: Contrary to what certain comedians have led you

Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking. — Bob Hope

Bob Hope Quotes By Bob Hope: Arnold Palmer is the biggest crowd pleaser since

Arnold Palmer is the biggest crowd pleaser since the invention of the portable sanitary facility. — Bob Hope

Bob Hope Quotes By Bob Hope: When we recall Christmas past, we usually find

When we recall Christmas past, we usually find that the simplest things - not the great occasions - give off the greatest glow of happiness. — Bob Hope

Bob Hope Quotes By Bob Hope: I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang

I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people. — Bob Hope

Bob Hope Quotes By Bob Hope: The Concorde is great. It gives you three

The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage. — Bob Hope

Bob Hope Quotes By Bob Hope: England occupies a warm spot in my affections.

England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there. — Bob Hope

Bob Hope Quotes By Bob Hope: Please don't stand up on my account.

Please don't stand up on my account. — Bob Hope

Bob Hope Quotes By Bob Hope: Television. That's where movies go when they die.

Television. That's where movies go when they die. — Bob Hope

Bob Hope Quotes By Bob Hope: The place was so British, I wouldn't have

The place was so British, I wouldn't have been surprised if the mice wore monocles. — Bob Hope

Bob Hope Quotes By Bob Hope: Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.

Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass. — Bob Hope

Bob Hope Quotes By Bob Hope: I don't bother to look for parking space

I don't bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard ... I sell. — Bob Hope

Bob Hope Quotes By Bob Hope: Free speech isn't dead in Germany and Italy,

Free speech isn't dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers ... — Bob Hope

Bob Hope Quotes By Bob Riley: Drugs are the enemies of ambition and hope

Drugs are the enemies of ambition and hope - and when we fight against drugs we are fighting for the future. — Bob Riley

Bob Hope Quotes By Bob Hope: Where else but in America could the women's

Where else but in America could the women's liberation movement take off their bras, then go on TV to complain about their lack of support? — Bob Hope

Bob Hope Quotes By Bob Hope: For the first time, you can actually see

For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green — Bob Hope

Bob Hope Quotes By Bob Hope: It's a wonderful world. It may destroy itself

It's a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you'll be able to watch it all on TV. — Bob Hope

Bob Hope Quotes By Bob Hope: Welcome to the Academy Awards, or, as it's

Welcome to the Academy Awards, or, as it's known at my house, Passover. — Bob Hope

Bob Hope Quotes By Bob Hope: I need money. I have a staff of

I need money. I have a staff of 30, and four houses, never mind the government, to support. — Bob Hope

Bob Hope Quotes By Bob Hope: Democrats have an answer to the unemployment problem.

Democrats have an answer to the unemployment problem. They're all running for the Presidency. — Bob Hope

Bob Hope Quotes By Bob Hope: There was nothing subtle about our landing. The

There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip. — Bob Hope

Bob Hope Quotes By Bob Hope: I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type.

I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type. — Bob Hope

Bob Hope Quotes By Bob Hope: To give you an idea of how fast

To give you an idea of how fast we travelled - we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two. — Bob Hope

Bob Hope Quotes By Bob Hope: She said she was approaching forty, and I

She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction. — Bob Hope

Bob Hope Quotes By Bob Hope: It's a wonderful way to live, and not

It's a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he's dead. — Bob Hope

Bob Hope Quotes By Bob Hope: I'm from Los Angeles ... I don't trust

I'm from Los Angeles ... I don't trust any air I can't see. — Bob Hope

Bob Hope Quotes By Bob Hope: Middle age is when your age starts to

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. — Bob Hope

Bob Hope Quotes By Bob Hope: If you watch a game, it's fun. If

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. — Bob Hope

Bob Hope Quotes By Bob Hope: You know you've reached middle age when your

You know you've reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up. — Bob Hope

Bob Hope Quotes By Bob Hope: A Freudian slip is when you say one

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother. — Bob Hope

Bob Hope Quotes By Bob Hope: Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.

Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots. — Bob Hope

Bob Hope Quotes By Bob Hope: The home videos aren't as good, but they

The home videos aren't as good, but they are seeming to get better. — Bob Hope

Bob Hope Quotes By Bob Hope: I'll shoot my age if I have to

I'll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105. — Bob Hope

Bob Hope Quotes By Bob Hope: I don't know what people have against government;

I don't know what people have against government; they haven't done anything. — Bob Hope

Bob Hope Quotes By Bob Hope: Rock and roll is catching on all over

Rock and roll is catching on all over ... France ... England ... They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo. — Bob Hope

Bob Hope Quotes By Bob Hope: I would not have had anything to eat

I would not have had anything to eat if it wasn't for the stuff the audience threw at me. — Bob Hope

Bob Hope Quotes By Shirley Eaton: I combined theatre and films with live TV,

I combined theatre and films with live TV, such as 'The Royal Variety Show,' performing sketches opposite Bob Hope and Maurice Chevalier. — Shirley Eaton

Bob Hope Quotes By Bob Hope: That's life. The older you get, the tougher

That's life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score. — Bob Hope

Bob Hope Quotes By Bob Hope: The good news is that Jesus is coming

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off. — Bob Hope

Bob Hope Quotes By Bob Hope: I'd give up golf if I didn't have

I'd give up golf if I didn't have so many sweaters. — Bob Hope

Bob Hope Quotes By Gordon Brown: I hope the Spice Girls will come back,

I hope the Spice Girls will come back, although it may be beyond even Bob Geldof to get that to happen. — Gordon Brown

Bob Hope Quotes By Eddie Murphy: Over the past 50 years Bob Hope employed

Over the past 50 years Bob Hope employed 88 joke writers who supplied him with more than one million gags, and he still couldn't make me laugh. — Eddie Murphy

Bob Hope Quotes By Bob Hope: In his prime, the young comic walked onto

In his prime, the young comic walked onto a stage with the confidence of a man who owned it, and by the time he walked off, he did. — Bob Hope

Bob Hope Quotes By Bob Hope: Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we

Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It's going to get us out of the house after dark! — Bob Hope

Bob Hope Quotes By Bob Hope: YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A

YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT. — Bob Hope

Bob Hope Quotes By Bob Hope: You know you're getting old when the candles

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. — Bob Hope

Bob Hope Quotes By Bob Hope: Over the years, I have been subjected to

Over the years, I have been subjected to many indignities, all for the sake of Art. If I ever catch him, I'm going to kill the guy. — Bob Hope

Bob Hope Quotes By Bob Hope: We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs.

We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot. — Bob Hope

Bob Hope Quotes By Gerald R. Ford: I would like to deny all allegations by

I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope that during my last game of golf, I hit an eagle, a birdie, an elk and a moose. — Gerald R. Ford

Bob Hope Quotes By Bob Hope: Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off,

Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned it into a series. — Bob Hope

Bob Hope Quotes By Bob Beauprez: As freedom-loving people across the globe hope for

As freedom-loving people across the globe hope for an end to tyranny, we will never forget the enormous suffering of the Holocaust. — Bob Beauprez

Bob Hope Quotes By Bob Hope: It's not hard to find Gerry Ford on

It's not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course - you just follow the wounded. — Bob Hope

Bob Hope Quotes By Bob Hope: I love flying. I've been to almost as

I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage. — Bob Hope

Bob Hope Quotes By Bob Hope: people who throw kisses are helplessly lazy

people who throw kisses are helplessly lazy — Bob Hope

Bob Hope Quotes By Bob Hope: The best thing about growing older is that

The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time. — Bob Hope

Bob Hope Quotes By Bob Hope: I've always felt England was a great place

I've always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It's an island and the audience can't run very far. — Bob Hope

Bob Hope Quotes By Bob Madgic: The most important thing is to never give

The most important thing is to never give up." Adrian Esteban — Bob Madgic

Bob Hope Quotes By Bob Hope: With today's movies, if we took out all

With today's movies, if we took out all the bad language, we'd go back to silent films. — Bob Hope

Bob Hope Quotes By Bob Hope: I left England when I was four because

I left England when I was four because I found out I could never be King. — Bob Hope

Bob Hope Quotes By Bob Hope: Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the

Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens. — Bob Hope

Bob Hope Quotes By Bob Hope: The high point of the act is when

The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear's huge jaws. I wouldn't even try that with my agent. — Bob Hope

Bob Hope Quotes By Bob Hope: We had a very successful trip to Russia.

We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back. — Bob Hope

Bob Hope Quotes By Bob Inglis: Our hope is we move beyond denial and

Our hope is we move beyond denial and into debate ... If we cleaned up the air, would it really be bad for us? — Bob Inglis

Bob Hope Quotes By Bob Hope: My folks were English ... we were too

My folks were English ... we were too poor to be British. — Bob Hope

Bob Hope Quotes By Bob Hope: The only time to believe any kind of

The only time to believe any kind of rating is when it shows you at the top. — Bob Hope

Bob Hope Quotes By Bob Hope: The only thing chicken about Israel is their

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. — Bob Hope

Bob Hope Quotes By Bob Hope: Every Naval vessel has a contingent of Marines

Every Naval vessel has a contingent of Marines aboard. After all, the Sailors have to have someone to dance with. — Bob Hope

Bob Hope Quotes By Bob Uecker: I set records that will never be equaled.

I set records that will never be equaled. In fact, I hope 90% of them don't even get printed. — Bob Uecker

Bob Hope Quotes By Bob Hope: The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast. — Bob Hope

Bob Hope Quotes By Bob Hope: The audience was swell. They were so polite

The audience was swell. They were so polite they covered their mouths when they yawned. — Bob Hope

Bob Hope Quotes By Bob Hope: I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing

I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas. — Bob Hope

Bob Hope Quotes By Bob Hope: It was a great honour to be inducted

It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn't know they had a caddie division. — Bob Hope

Bob Hope Quotes By Hattie McDaniel: Bob Hope, Red Skelton, and Eddie Cantor ...

Bob Hope, Red Skelton, and Eddie Cantor ... help us keep our balance. — Hattie McDaniel

Bob Hope Quotes By Bob Hope: I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. — Bob Hope

Bob Hope Quotes By Bob Hope: People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy. — Bob Hope

Bob Hope Quotes By Bob Hope: I like to come to Washington, D.C., at

I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do? — Bob Hope

Bob Hope Quotes By Bob Hope: English clubs are very exclusive. I played Royal

English clubs are very exclusive. I played Royal Foxshire and they made me wear a suit and tie ... in the shower. — Bob Hope

Bob Hope Quotes By Bob Hope: The stealth bomber is supposed to be a

The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I've been doing that all my life. — Bob Hope

Bob Hope Quotes By Bob Hope: We're on our way to the Persian Gulf.

We're on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It's a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf. — Bob Hope

Bob Hope Quotes By Bob Hope: Somebody should tell Jerry Falwell that God is

Somebody should tell Jerry Falwell that God is an Independent ... he's not rich enough to be a Republican. — Bob Hope