B'nai Mitzvah Quotes

I hope I did it the way my peers did it before me. I didn't do anything but try to play hard. — Karl Malone

I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I am good at everything. — Demetri Martin

Even in 2014, when romance heroes are as varied as their genre, somewhere in them you can still always find the alpha male. — Sarah MacLean

Well, when I was 13, for my bar mitzvah I received my first typewriter. And that was special. — R.L. Stine

Who could be interested in the fate of a murderer, but the hangman who would gain his fee? — Mary Shelley

Man, Dick Dale shreds. He's welcomed to anybody's bar mitzvah. — John Zorn

I would love to host someone's bar mitzvah. I would love to do that. — Ilana Glazer

I know what I like; if you go to my closet, I have at least four of everything. — Janelle Monae

I'm not a boy now. I'm a man, I hope. I hope I've had my artistic bar mitzvah somewhere. — Jeremy Piven

I was the - my trendsetting moment was my bar mitzvah had the first, like, temporary tattoo guy. — Evan Goldberg

If you're not careful, the Internet will gobble up your entire life. — Teresa Medeiros

This is hands down the biggest, most exciting thing I've ever been involved with in my life. I can only compare it to my Bar Mitzvah. — Shia Labeouf

When I wasn't working on Broadway, I worked in a Bat Mitzvah dress shop and was the Cinderella of the shop - always cleaning and vacuuming! — Lea Michele

I used to limp around my neighborhood imitating him. I did my Bar Mitzvah with an Oklahoma drawl. — Billy Crystal

I was kosher until I had my Bar Mitzvah, and I parlayed officially becoming a man into telling my father I wanted to eat cheeseburgers. — Zach Braff

Everyone has their own calling, but not everyone is looking for the phone, or either they missed the call, or just not answered it. — Anthony Liccione

Being a writer in Hollywood is like going to Hitler's Eagle Nest with a great idea for a bar mitzvah. — David Mamet

The comment quieted the room, like a sudden shout of "Who wants extra bacon?" at a bar mitzvah. — Brandon Sanderson

It is a great mitzvah to be happy always. — Nachman Of Breslov

It's scary to do new things. What's even more scary is always doing the same thing. — Lisa M. Cronkhite

For a degenerate like me, Vegas is like a walk down memory lane. Last time I went to Vegas, I went to my old coke dealer's kid's bar mitzvah. — Artie Lange

I suppose the nearest equivalent to a bar mitzvah in terms of emotional build-up would probably not even be one's wedding day, but one's coronation. — Maureen Lipman

Anyone informed that the universe is expanding and contracting in pulsations of eighty billion years has a right to ask. What's in it for me? — Peter De Vries

Theo, Celery doesn't think you should invite Lulu to your hypothetical Bar Mitzvah. — Gitty Daneshvari

Every bar mitzvah I ever went to was, 'Here comes 'Oh, What a Night.' — Erich Bergen

I met Evan Goldberg at bar-mitzvah class. It was called tallis and tefillin. — Seth Rogen

If a girl comes to me first for a prom or a bar mitzvah and she likes the way she looks and her boyfriend likes the way she looks, she'll come back. — Betsey Johnson

With a gun stuck in your mouth and the barrel of the gun between your teeth, you can only talk in vowels. We're — Chuck Palahniuk

Mitzvah" is Hebrew for "colossal pain in the ass. — Jesse Andrews

A mitzvah that costs money is worth more than one that costs nothing. — Nachman Of Breslov

I grew up in a secular suburban Jewish household where we only observed the religion on very specific times like a funeral or a Bar Mitzvah. — Jesse Eisenberg

I just went to Hebrew school, had a bar mitzvah. No crazy weird Jewish cult. — Hayden Schlossberg

I'm over the hill for come-on lines. On a quiet day, I can hear my liver rotting. For exercise, I fall down. ~ Clete — James Lee Burke

Ever since I was a little girl, I loved to make things. I always made dresses for my Barbie dolls. When I was 13, I designed my Bat Mitzvah dress. — Stacey Bendet

Underground, as Scarlet suggested." "You're not a mole," said Scarlet. "You can't just go underground. Where will you go? What will — Marissa Meyer

He would kiss me, right now, after everything I'd done. I was poison, and Noah was the drug that would make me forget it. — Michelle Hodkin

Leadership is the ability to help people and organizations surpass themselves. — Mark Sanborn