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Blowjob Quotes By David Louden: I'm super, it's like my favourite meal and

I'm super, it's like my favourite meal and a birthday blowjob from Christina Hendricks in here. — David Louden

Blowjob Quotes By Kristen Ashley: Is a blowjob acceptable payment for a tire

Is a blowjob acceptable payment for a tire change or does the headboard need to rock? — Kristen Ashley

Blowjob Quotes By Donna Tartt: She was as cool as dammit.

She was as cool as dammit. — Donna Tartt

Blowjob Quotes By Sonnia Kemmer: I believe in magic. As a writer, I

I believe in magic. As a writer, I create them on blank paper. — Sonnia Kemmer

Blowjob Quotes By Chloe Thurlow: Don't spit, swallow: there is protein and other

Don't spit, swallow: there is protein and other good stuff in male semen; it's an acquired taste and, once acquired, totally addictive. — Chloe Thurlow

Blowjob Quotes By Richard M. Nixon: The three most difficult words to speak are,

The three most difficult words to speak are, "I was wrong." — Richard M. Nixon

Blowjob Quotes By Ayub Khan: Pakistan has made no mention of ending our

Pakistan has made no mention of ending our tests. We have a missile program, and it is in the national interest whatever we want to do. — Ayub Khan

Blowjob Quotes By Darlenne Susan Girard: Life's just another blowjob. And just because I

Life's just another blowjob. And just because I let you cum in my mouth, doesn't mean I'm going to swallow it! - excerpt from: freefalling — Darlenne Susan Girard

Blowjob Quotes By Sarina Bowen: I wrap an arm around his waist. If

I wrap an arm around his waist. If I'm honest, I wanted this as much as the blowjob - the right to just touch him. To lean on him, skin to skin. — Sarina Bowen

Blowjob Quotes By L.A. Casey: You swallow that Blowjob like a good girl.

You swallow that Blowjob like a good girl. — L.A. Casey

Blowjob Quotes By C.S. Lewis: The typical expression of opening Friendship would be

The typical expression of opening Friendship would be something like, 'What? You too? I thought I was the only one! — C.S. Lewis

Blowjob Quotes By Mariana Zapata: Extra money? I never said no to extra

Extra money? I never said no to extra money. Unless it required a blowjob. — Mariana Zapata

Blowjob Quotes By Amy Lane: No man in the history of ever has

No man in the history of ever has turned down a blowjob, he gritted. — Amy Lane

Blowjob Quotes By Santino Hassell: ...Are you always this charming after a morning

...Are you always this charming after a morning blowjob or am I just lucky?" (Boyd) — Santino Hassell

Blowjob Quotes By Stephen Clarke: Only the French, I thought, could attain orgasm

Only the French, I thought, could attain orgasm by listening to themselves. It was self-inflicted oral sex. A DIY blowjob. — Stephen Clarke

Blowjob Quotes By Ron Paul: Setting a good example is a far better

Setting a good example is a far better way to spread ideals than through force of arms. — Ron Paul

Blowjob Quotes By Gerard Way: If you're gonna buy me a present, don't

If you're gonna buy me a present, don't spend more than twenty five bucks, you'll get a blowjob anyway. — Gerard Way

Blowjob Quotes By Leah-Beth Homer: Q. What doesn't belong in this list: Meat,

Q. What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, and Blowjob? A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob. — Leah-Beth Homer

Blowjob Quotes By Debasish Mridha: Opportunity will not only knock on the door

Opportunity will not only knock on the door when you are ready, it will stand just next to the door to open it. — Debasish Mridha

Blowjob Quotes By Jay McLean: Deal, shall we blowjob on it?

Deal, shall we blowjob on it? — Jay McLean

Blowjob Quotes By Tarryn Fisher: You are worth loving. They just don't have

You are worth loving. They just don't have any love to give. Forgive them, Margo. — Tarryn Fisher

Blowjob Quotes By Chloe Thurlow: The best way to get over one man

The best way to get over one man is to go down on another. — Chloe Thurlow

Blowjob Quotes By Sarina Bowen: Loser gives the winner a blowjob," he said

Loser gives the winner a blowjob," he said just as I swung. — Sarina Bowen

Blowjob Quotes By L.J.Smith: He looked at her then, and she could

He looked at her then, and she could see he wasn't afraid.
"Nothing really dies as long as it's not forgotten," he said. — L.J.Smith

Blowjob Quotes By K.C. Burn: That's got to be a ten blowjob movie,

That's got to be a ten blowjob movie, at least. — K.C. Burn

Blowjob Quotes By Wesley Eisold: My feet aren't seeds so I see no

My feet aren't seeds so I see no reason to plant them. — Wesley Eisold

Blowjob Quotes By Christina Lauren: Let's get a cup of coffee and maybe

Let's get a cup of coffee and maybe a blowjob in the bathroom. — Christina Lauren

Blowjob Quotes By Chuck Palahniuk: For sure, even the worst blow job is

For sure, even the worst blow job is better than, say, sniffing the best rose ... watching the greatest sunset. Hearing children laugh. — Chuck Palahniuk

Blowjob Quotes By Daniel Clowes: Please allow me the honour of allowing you

Please allow me the honour of allowing you to bestow upon me a blowjob. — Daniel Clowes

Blowjob Quotes By Karina Halle: Why are you so embarrassed?" he asked playfully.

Why are you so embarrassed?" he asked playfully. "So you passed out during an attempted blowjob. Who doesn't? — Karina Halle

Blowjob Quotes By Joe Abercrombie: You cannot expect all the heroes to survive

You cannot expect all the heroes to survive a good song — Joe Abercrombie

Blowjob Quotes By Sarah Silverman: HE BROKE HIS NOSE GIVING A FAKE BLOWJOB.

HE BROKE HIS NOSE GIVING A FAKE BLOWJOB. Holy shit. I love that story with every part of me. — Sarah Silverman

Blowjob Quotes By Matshona Dhliwayo: Love can leap over the highest mountain,go around

Love can leap over the highest mountain,
go around the widest fortress,
go under the deepest ocean,
and go through the thickest wall. — Matshona Dhliwayo

Blowjob Quotes By N.R. Walker: I won't change that much," I replied. "Because

I won't change that much," I replied. "Because believe me, when this pasta comes out, I'm gonna suck those carbs down like a blowjob. — N.R. Walker

Blowjob Quotes By David Bayles: We have to construct communities of artists because

We have to construct communities of artists because they don't naturally exist in our culture. — David Bayles

Blowjob Quotes By William Law: If [we] have no chosen the kingdom of

If [we] have no chosen the kingdom of God [first], it will make in the end no difference what [we] have chosen instead. — William Law

Blowjob Quotes By Mia Sheridan: You're worth fighting for. Maybe I'm getting there.

You're worth fighting for. Maybe I'm getting there. Maybe I'm not the bad bet that I believed myself to be for so, so long. — Mia Sheridan

Blowjob Quotes By Himmilicious: When Life Sucks, Get an awesome blowjob from

When Life Sucks, Get an awesome blowjob from her. — Himmilicious

Blowjob Quotes By Kristen Ashley: Preciate the wakeup blowjob, baby. Feel free to

Preciate the wakeup blowjob, baby. Feel free to do that any time the spirit moves you. — Kristen Ashley

Blowjob Quotes By Lauren Baker: I'm good at blowjob.

I'm good at blowjob. — Lauren Baker