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Blonde Humor Quotes By Stephenie Meyer: Hey, Rosalie? Do you know how to drown

Hey, Rosalie? Do you know how to drown a blonde? Stick a mirror to the bottom of a pool. — Stephenie Meyer

Blonde Humor Quotes By Harsha Bhogle: Sometimes your greatest strength can emerge as a

Sometimes your greatest strength can emerge as a weakness if the context changes. — Harsha Bhogle

Blonde Humor Quotes By Saul Bellow: She was what we used to call a

She was what we used to call a suicide blonde
dyed by her own hand. — Saul Bellow

Blonde Humor Quotes By Robert Louis Stevenson: Everyday life is a stimulating mixture of order

Everyday life is a stimulating mixture of order and haphazardry. The sun rises and sets on schedule but the wind bloweth where it listeth. — Robert Louis Stevenson

Blonde Humor Quotes By Terry Tempest Williams: Our kinship with Earth must be maintained; otherwise,

Our kinship with Earth must be maintained; otherwise, we will find ourselves trapped in the center of our own paved-over souls with no way out. — Terry Tempest Williams

Blonde Humor Quotes By Bill Bruford: People come with expectations and as a bandleader

People come with expectations and as a bandleader I constantly try to remind the audience to leave its expectations in the lobby. — Bill Bruford

Blonde Humor Quotes By Aaron B. Powell: I want that little blonde bitch in the

I want that little blonde bitch in the lobby to hear me screaming your name. — Aaron B. Powell

Blonde Humor Quotes By Harry Connick Jr.: I'm having a lot of fun, enjoying my

I'm having a lot of fun, enjoying my life and trying to raise my children. — Harry Connick Jr.

Blonde Humor Quotes By Tina Fey: You could put a blond wig on a

You could put a blond wig on a hot-water heater and some dude would try to fuck it. — Tina Fey

Blonde Humor Quotes By Dolly Parton: I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb - and I'm not blonde either. — Dolly Parton

Blonde Humor Quotes By August Strindberg: LAWYER. Justice that destroys itself in seeking to

LAWYER. Justice that destroys itself in seeking to be just! - - - Right, that so often fosters wrong!!! DAUGHTER — August Strindberg

Blonde Humor Quotes By Peter Saunders: The intelligentsia has disdained commerce throughout Western history.

The intelligentsia has disdained commerce throughout Western history. — Peter Saunders

Blonde Humor Quotes By Sharon Green: ... were trying to tell the dumb blonde

... were trying to tell the dumb blonde to close her mouth, but the woman clearly took her hair color very seriously. — Sharon Green

Blonde Humor Quotes By Marilyn Monroe: There's only one sort of natural blonde on

There's only one sort of natural blonde on earth - albinos. — Marilyn Monroe

Blonde Humor Quotes By Adelyn Birch: If we're highly empathetic and emotionally sensitive we're

If we're highly empathetic and emotionally sensitive we're at greater risk of becoming involved with a manipulator. — Adelyn Birch

Blonde Humor Quotes By Jasper Fforde: Information can liberate but also imprisonate.

Information can liberate but also imprisonate. — Jasper Fforde

Blonde Humor Quotes By Jim Gaffigan: I watch a lot of TV, I drink

I watch a lot of TV, I drink a lot of coffee, but you know what's really addictive? Heroin. — Jim Gaffigan

Blonde Humor Quotes By Aimee Duffy: It was like looking for a Natural Blonde

It was like looking for a Natural Blonde at Hugh Hefner's — Aimee Duffy

Blonde Humor Quotes By Tamar Braxton: I do wear weaves and I do wear

I do wear weaves and I do wear wigs. — Tamar Braxton

Blonde Humor Quotes By Tracy Rees: Thank you, I am well, certainly, and I

Thank you, I am well, certainly, and I have found more happiness in the last months than I ever hoped I might. — Tracy Rees

Blonde Humor Quotes By Elizabeth A. Reeves: How do you express a skinny blonde werewolf

How do you express a skinny blonde werewolf and a former toad in a cake? — Elizabeth A. Reeves