Blonde Humor Quotes
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Blonde Humor Quotes & Sayings
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Hey, Rosalie? Do you know how to drown a blonde? Stick a mirror to the bottom of a pool.
— Stephenie Meyer
Everyday life is a stimulating mixture of order and haphazardry. The sun rises and sets on schedule but the wind bloweth where it listeth.
— Robert Louis Stevenson
Our kinship with Earth must be maintained; otherwise, we will find ourselves trapped in the center of our own paved-over souls with no way out.
— Terry Tempest Williams
People come with expectations and as a bandleader I constantly try to remind the audience to leave its expectations in the lobby.
— Bill Bruford
I'm having a lot of fun, enjoying my life and trying to raise my children.
— Harry Connick Jr.
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb - and I'm not blonde either.
— Dolly Parton
LAWYER. Justice that destroys itself in seeking to be just! - - - Right, that so often fosters wrong!!! DAUGHTER
— August Strindberg
... were trying to tell the dumb blonde to close her mouth, but the woman clearly took her hair color very seriously.
— Sharon Green
There's only one sort of natural blonde on earth - albinos.
— Marilyn Monroe
If we're highly empathetic and emotionally sensitive we're at greater risk of becoming involved with a manipulator.
— Adelyn Birch
Information can liberate but also imprisonate.
— Jasper Fforde
I watch a lot of TV, I drink a lot of coffee, but you know what's really addictive? Heroin.
— Jim Gaffigan
I do wear weaves and I do wear wigs.
— Tamar Braxton
Thank you, I am well, certainly, and I have found more happiness in the last months than I ever hoped I might.
— Tracy Rees
How do you express a skinny blonde werewolf and a former toad in a cake?
— Elizabeth A. Reeves