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Three blokes go into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability. — Bill Bailey

I went into a shop and I said, "Can someone sell me a kettle." The bloke said "Kenwood" I said, "Where is he?" — Tim Vine

I say to the young blokes, when you get asked for an autograph, don't knock it back because there'll be a time where no one will ask you. — Brett Kenny

There's nothing the British like better than a bloke who comes from nowhere, makes it, and then gets clobbered. — Melvyn Bragg

Even angels have their wicked schemes and you take that to new extremes. — Rihanna

Other blokes might take advantage, but to Tom, the idea of honor was a kind of antidote to some of the things he'd lived through. — M.L. Stedman

I think it's better if blokes can admit that they can have crushes on other blokes. I've probably had crushes but never really sexual crushes on men. — Graham Coxon

Basically, a manager is a father figure to 20 or 25 blokes. It's about trying to get the best out of them and creating team spirit. — Alan Shearer

She laughed. 'That's what I love about you good-lookin' blokes. What, me? Have sex? — Jess Walter

The problem wiv some blokes is that wen they ain't drunk, they're sober. — William Butler Yeats

You should not be surprised at whatever you see or hear ... If you are ready to accept things as they are, you will receive them as old friends. — Shunryu Suzuki

We journalists are never so idiotic as when we analyze things that we shouldn't be analyzing. — Joe Klein

She made me feel like I was the king of fascinating blokes. — L. H. Cosway

They sound funny, and he realizes that these guys are not guys nor fellas. They are blokes. Chaps. Mates. They are Brits. — Anonymous

Three blokes go into a pub. Something happens. The outcome was hilarious!! — Bill Bailey

The Beatles were a phenomenon, but they were also ordinary blokes like anyone else. I was lucky enough to see that side. — James Taylor

you simply have a thirst for adventure that cannot be quenched! — Eric Verbovszky

This bloke was so pissed, he thought his vomit had come to life! — Russell Howard

His two podium candidates looked like two blokes who had just got up from the Christmas buffet. — Bjarne Riis

Definition of a wanderer, Eddie thought, a guy who's always looking beyond. — Stephen King

My dancers expect me to deliver because my choreography represents their livelihood. — Twyla Tharp

Sad old blokes, I'm told, now dream of me with a whip in hand. — Anne Robinson

You know what's nice about Montreal? Not only is it a beautiful city, but you have Cuban cigars. — Jamie Farr

A cinephile is someone who expects too much of cinema. — Serge Daney

I don't find offensive that I'm being labelled a babe by blokes. I'm absolutely flattered. — Kirsty Gallacher

Metaphysical fallacies contain the only clues we have to what thinking means to those who engage in it. — Hannah Arendt

You never want to intentionally make a confusing movie. — Joseph Kosinski

Teach him to deny himself. — Robert E.Lee

She had certainly learned about not having enough money, which is different from being poor. — Anna Quindlen

When you go to clubs in London there are loads of good-looking blokes, and I feel like a bit of a minger — Lee Ryan

It seems like the older bands are bigger than ever. We get a mixed crowd where you have kids and old blokes like me. — Geezer Butler

If you constantly expect the worst from someone, that's probably what you're going to get. — Courtney Cole

Delivering the State of the Union? That bloke couldn't deliver pizza. — Clive James

Basically it's just a whole bunch of blokes standing around scratching themselves — Kathy Lette