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Blame Funny Quotes By M.E. Thomas: But the truth is that if you've made

But the truth is that if you've made a deal with the devil, it's probably because no one else has offered you more favorable terms. — M.E. Thomas

Blame Funny Quotes By Andy Rooney: You really can't blame the military for wanting

You really can't blame the military for wanting to go to war [in Iraq]. They've got all these new toys and they want to know whether they work or not. — Andy Rooney

Blame Funny Quotes By Ashley Jade: Whoever said that a drunk mind speaks sober

Whoever said that a drunk mind speaks sober thoughts...was clearly still drunk off their ass.

-Jackson 'Blame It on the Pain — Ashley Jade

Blame Funny Quotes By Stormie O'martian: God, show me how to pray in a

God, show me how to pray in a way that will make a difference in this child's life. — Stormie O'martian

Blame Funny Quotes By Alex Lane: Funny story. A bunch of people -- the

Funny story. A bunch of people -- the cult -- blame the appearance of abilities on the invention of the internet. — Alex Lane

Blame Funny Quotes By Marcelene Cox: If at first you don't succeed, blame your

If at first you don't succeed, blame your parents. — Marcelene Cox

Blame Funny Quotes By Jennifer L. Armentrout: I had a funny feeling he was sizing

I had a funny feeling he was sizing up the situation and somehow I was to blame for his sleepy
albeit really,really nice
fondling. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

Blame Funny Quotes By Stephen Schneider: I wish I could blame my failure on

I wish I could blame my failure on my integrity & refusal to play bullshit games. But the truth is I just play them really badly. — Stephen Schneider

Blame Funny Quotes By Sam Ewing: An expert is someone called in at the

An expert is someone called in at the last minute to share the blame. — Sam Ewing

Blame Funny Quotes By Garth Ennis: After all, you can't really blame the Waffen

After all, you can't really blame the Waffen S.S. for doing what comes naturally. But a funny thing happened on the way to the moral high ground. — Garth Ennis

Blame Funny Quotes By Dejan Stojanovic: Through a forest of challenges, thought moves and

Through a forest of challenges, thought moves and squirms, resisting beguilements; if it endures, it emerges pure. — Dejan Stojanovic

Blame Funny Quotes By W.S. Gilbert: Bless your heart, they don't mindthey're exceedinglykindThey don't

Bless your heart, they don't mind
they're exceedingly
kind
They don't blame you
as long as you're funny! — W.S. Gilbert

Blame Funny Quotes By Kiersten White: I guess I can't blame him for feeling

I guess I can't blame him for feeling bitter. Going from being the terror of Bulgarian nights to a janitor would kinda suck — Kiersten White

Blame Funny Quotes By Sandra Lamb: When you know what you want to communicate,

When you know what you want to communicate, ask yourself: Who is my audience and what does he know about the subject? — Sandra Lamb

Blame Funny Quotes By Francois De La Rochefoucauld: The whimsicalness of our own humor is a

The whimsicalness of our own humor is a thousand times more fickle and unaccountable than what we blame so much in fortune. — Francois De La Rochefoucauld

Blame Funny Quotes By Laini Taylor: Once you know magic is real, it's really

Once you know magic is real, it's really hard to remember what it was like not to know. — Laini Taylor

Blame Funny Quotes By Bill Cosby: My father would pass gas and then blame

My father would pass gas and then blame it on imaginary animals. — Bill Cosby

Blame Funny Quotes By Geoffrey Knight: What turns an honest, good-looking guy like you

What turns an honest, good-looking guy like you into a theif?"
Scott couldn't help but smirk.
"I blame chocolate. — Geoffrey Knight

Blame Funny Quotes By Joe Royle: I don't blame individuals, Elton, I blame myself

I don't blame individuals, Elton, I blame myself — Joe Royle

Blame Funny Quotes By Lynda Barry: I need to be cheered up a lot.

I need to be cheered up a lot. I think funny people are people who need to be cheered up. — Lynda Barry