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That bitch of a war killed the lady I really loved
the Great Society. — Lyndon B. Johnson

The hasty bitch bringeth forth blind welps — Thomas More

Yes. And Paula's a bitch," I said without preamble. "You mean Miss Mint Julep Ladygirl Fiddle-dee-dee? Yeah. Screw her. — C.D. Reiss

I feel like a brand new bitch. — Amelia Gray

I hate her skinny thighs and her elitist attitude. i hope she's a dreadful bitch who makes you so miserable that you howl when you remember me. — Charlaine Harris

Creativity is easy.
Originality is difficult.
Relevance is a bitch. — Mark Rude

I ignore the mention of the bitch-troll. — E.L. James

Look, Max, we've had this discussion before. I wouldn't fuck that bitch again with someone else's dick. If — S.H. Richardson

Hateful bitch of a world, it wouldn't ever last. — Jack Kerouac

Unk, you crazy son-of-a-bitch, I love you. I think you are the cat's pajamas. — Kurt Vonnegut

What do you put in that coffee? Two teaspoons of bitch powder? — Zathyn Priest

You know, friend, this is a goddamn bitch of a unsatisfactory situation. — Annie Proulx

I'm a model!"
"Who the fuck cares? You're a model, good for you. I'm a rock star bitch. — Terri Anne Browning

You know what's worse than being a sick son-of-a-bitch? Knowing you're a sick son-of-a-bitch. — T.M. Frazier

The biggest variable between a bitch and a woman who is too nice — Sherry Argov

Goodnight baby, sleep in peace. After you kill that bitch!"
"Goodnight mom! — Sherrilyn Kenyon

The bitch is dead now. — Ian Fleming

How was the Seelie Queen?"
"Same as usual."
"Raging bitch, then?"
"Pretty much. — Cassandra Clare

Songwriting is a bitch. And then it has puppies — Steven Tyler

Right, 'the Queen of Hearts.' Sounds to me like you're just one bitch in a whole pack of cards, baby. — Elle Lothlorien

If you show me a lady, I'll show you a gentleman; show me a bitch, and I'll show you a G. — K'wan

Bitch."
"Slut."
"Whore."
"Cunt."
I kicked Joyce in the shin. I draw the line at cunt. — Janet Evanovich

Look, I know everything is shitty right now, but if you don't stop acting like such a bitch, someones gonna fuck that pussy on your face. — Tucker Max

For the love of Christ, shut-up! Let a bitch enjoy you mental breakdown in peace. — C.J. Roberts

There's good girls out there but at the same time there's alot of BAD BITCHS !! — Blanco Vandam

To help me to my grave. I asked for you to leave. Will you make me call my gaolers and have you dragged away, you vile, scheming, evil bitch? — George R R Martin

Son of a bitch! Even dead people are after my ass today. — Allan Dare Pearce

But then they threatened Ryan with death and I was, like, bitch, please. You don't know who you're messing with. — T.J. Klune

Life's funny. Sometimes it's your oyster, and sometimes you're it's bitch-slapped man-whore. — Lois Greiman

He balled his hand into a fist. "You are such a bitch." "Woof, woof," I said. — Laurell K. Hamilton

Maura (fucking witch ass bitch Mussolini Al Qaeda darth vader non-entity) — John Green

My palms itched to have a close encounter of the bitch-slap kind with his face. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

When I call him a son of a bitch I am not using profanity, but am referring to the circumstances of his birth. — William Manchester

The bitch from hell?" Ian offered and immediately moved out of his wife's reach. "She doesn't like me, baby. She calls me Satan. It hurts my feelings. — Lexi Blake

You gotta love an old-fashioned word like "quarrelsome." Today she'd just be a bitch. — Deb Caletti

Pull yourself together, bitch. He's just a guy. — Sara Shepard

Fate is an ugly bitch that hates you with a passion. — Ali Parker

Magic is a heartless bitch, and she's had me by the throat for years. — Devon Monk

Who's happy? Happy is just what people think they are when they can't find anything to bitch about. — Rasmenia Massoud

Politeness never was one of your strong points"
"Bitch was always one of yours though — R.S. Burnett

The damned bitch has questions to answer. So she better not be dead. She can save that for when we've done. — Shehanne Moore

Evil genius! I so admire that in a person. Usually I'm the evil bitch of the group — Maya Banks

Who all is in there? Speak up and be quick about it!' 'A Methodist and a son a bitch! — Charles Portis

First month honey ... Next month pie ... Third month ... Get out here and work, you damn bitch, same as I. — Karen Cecil Smith

Make life your bitch — Peter

I have a feeling it makes my frowny, resting bitch face even more pronounced. — Karina Halle

Newton's First was a real bitch, not open to negotiation. — Peter Watts

Blood is thicker than water,
The young man said
As he knifed his friend
For a drooling old bitch
And a house full of lies. — Ernest Hemingway,

Cancer is a bitch that needs to get the crap smacked out of it. I intend to stand on the front lines with a big-ass bat. — Brenna Aubrey

He's put her through so much ... so goddamn much. Karma's a bitch, though, and that bitch had better get to work. — Melissa Brown

The English Language is my bitch. Or I don't speak it very well. Whatever. — Joss Whedon

all the teachers at this school attack their students? Or are you just a raving bitch? — Chris Cannon

This is Karma. I'm a bitch. Can you think of anyone who deserves a bitch slap? - Kat — Jenny Han

They're strong, they're fast, and the kill without mercy or hesitation. They're immortal, too-which kind of makes them a bitch to destroy. — Richelle Mead

The end of the world hurts like a bitch. — Graham McNamee

Her bitch of a mother shot me and I'm only worried about her. Go figure. — J.M. Darhower

Famine was a dirty bitch with rotten fangs, but the hunger she put in a belly bit sharp nonetheless. — T. Frohock

Hope could be a cruel bitch — Julia London

Sam LeClaire was a good-looking son of a bitch. — Rachel Gibson

Meet the new witch, same as the old bitch. We monkeys have dinged enough dongs to know. — Danielle Paige

Well, I guess life's a bitch and then you die
-Totally Captivated — Yoo Ha Jin

Hey, buddy. I'm your ride, not your bitch. If you can't manage, there's carts over
there. Van's right out front. I'll meet you out there. — Susan Fanetti

I'm a free bitch baby — Lady Gaga

I got it, Go said. Go home, fuck her brains out, then smack her with your penis and scream, There's some wood for you bitch! — Gillian Flynn

Misery misery son of a bitch of all miseries. — Walker Percy

The son of a bitch blew up my laptop. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

You're a sinister little shit, aren't you?" Victra asks.
"I'm Gold, bitch. What'd you expect? Warm milk and cookies just because I'm pocket sized? — Pierce Brown

Someone needs a bitch-be-gone pill. — Bethany-Kris

That's right honey...It's much easier to follow the bitch than it is to follow the saint. — Maryln Schwartz

Which one of you's the bitch? — Stephen Baxter

Don't bitch about the clothes that you try on. Blush all you want
"
"What makes you think I'll blush?"
"If you don't, we won't take them. — Lori Foster

And isna Sybilla a wee love o' a bitch?'

'You say the nicest things about my mother,' said Lymond. — Dorothy Dunnett

Life can be real bitch to you. Either let you fuck or give you fuck. — Ankeet M.

I needed to get a handle on this girlish exhilaration. This girlish exhilaration needed a reality check. Maybe even a bitch-slap. — L. H. Cosway

Abracadabra... nope you're still a bitch. — Sophie Monroe

Ain't spacetime a bitch," said Ram. "Noted," said the expendable. "Nineteen times. — Orson Scott Card

Nobody wanted to ride bitch to his own testicle festival. — Debra Anastasia

Executive Vice President? That's a nice way of saying he's someone's corporate bitch. — Jennifer Estep

You kind of lose the right to bitch someone out when you're no longer slapping groins. — Kimberly Spencer

Bitch, God is smacking you on the damn forehead. Jump. — Alessandra Torre

Revenge hardly mends anything. The son of a bitch you want to crush does not exist. The son of a bitch is your own self. — E.E. Giorgi

Schizophrenia. Always a bitch. — Allan Dare Pearce

Shrapnel and a wave of sand struck the side like a bitch-slap from God Himself. — James Rollins

Bastien stood then fell back down. "Well, ain't this a bitch? Could have sworn I was further from the floor than this a second ago." Dancer — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Always trust your gut, even when it makes you feel like a total bitch. — R.K. Lilley

They think of me as a rich bitch, a frail little toy. Little do they know that I'm not a toy, I'm a storm. And I'm going to rip their lives apart. — L.J. Shen

One of my weaknesses was a hot bitch wearing glasses. — Scott Hildreth

Honey, people never grow up. Adulthood is just high school with Restylane. You of all people should know that by now. Toodles, bitch! — @SororityProblem

God, I'm a lucky son of a bitch." - Christian Grey — E.L. James

Fill your hand, you son of a bitch! — Charles Portis

I was the classiest bitch I knew. And if I wasn't, I was definitely the Cassiest, and that was close-e-fucking-nough. "How — Max Monroe

And if he left me of his own free will, then he should get ready for the bitch-slapping of his life. — L.J.Smith

Eternity was a restless bitch. — Michael L. Martin Jr.

She's mom's favourite brat, my pain in the ass sister, and Eric's bitch. — R.L. Mathewson

Who am I? I'm the Breeze, bitch! — Michael Grant

Merry didn't make you a whining bitch, Talan; you were always that. — Laurell K. Hamilton

What do you want from me, Maggie? Advice? Absolution? Go forth and be a bitch no more. — Molly Harper

Oh Man! Maternal love is a bitch. It takes a woman in its grip at the most unexpected moments.

~ Ananya Mehta — Kirtida Gautam

Of course not, you silly bitch. You've been poisoned. — Donna Thorland

He had a plan - and a bus pass with four more days left on it - so this son of a bitch had picked the wrong guy to fuck with. — Christopher Moore